Andrew
@andrewbub.bsky.social
Big Cheese of Hot Commode-ity
🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
“Hey, did you think of a clever vanity plate yet?”
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“Hey, did you think of a clever vanity plate yet?”
How bout this one?
How bout this one?
“Churro’d to Nowhere”
Get it?
Churro’d to nowhere leads to me
Churroad to nowhere
Yeah
How bout this one?
“Churro’d to Nowhere”
Get it?
Churro’d to nowhere leads to me
Churroad to nowhere
Yeah
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
How bout this one?
How bout this one?
“Churro’d to Nowhere”
Get it?
Churro’d to nowhere leads to me
Churroad to nowhere
Yeah
How bout this one?
“Churro’d to Nowhere”
Get it?
Churro’d to nowhere leads to me
Churroad to nowhere
Yeah
Their hypocrisy knows no end.
Trump will whine and cry all day long about the authenticity of journalists and yet now we have word that he once gave Bill Clinton a puff piece!
(allegedly)
Trump will whine and cry all day long about the authenticity of journalists and yet now we have word that he once gave Bill Clinton a puff piece!
(allegedly)
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Their hypocrisy knows no end.
Trump will whine and cry all day long about the authenticity of journalists and yet now we have word that he once gave Bill Clinton a puff piece!
(allegedly)
Trump will whine and cry all day long about the authenticity of journalists and yet now we have word that he once gave Bill Clinton a puff piece!
(allegedly)
i dunno... seems like a pointless and tasteless headline to run even 10 years after the guy died of... (checks notes)...
prostate cancer, cardiac arrhythmia, and congestive heart failure.
prostate cancer, cardiac arrhythmia, and congestive heart failure.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i dunno... seems like a pointless and tasteless headline to run even 10 years after the guy died of... (checks notes)...
prostate cancer, cardiac arrhythmia, and congestive heart failure.
prostate cancer, cardiac arrhythmia, and congestive heart failure.
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“Deliver Me From Nowhere” but instead of being about Springsteen it’s about Manfred Mann and how they went from dandy British pop performers to being know for playing Springsteen covers
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Deliver Me From Nowhere” but instead of being about Springsteen it’s about Manfred Mann and how they went from dandy British pop performers to being know for playing Springsteen covers
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
I gotta remember to finish reading Titanium Noir
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I gotta remember to finish reading Titanium Noir
crumbling fried onions onto a s slice of american cheese like I'm some asshole about to roll the worst joint
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
crumbling fried onions onto a s slice of american cheese like I'm some asshole about to roll the worst joint
How did the app know my foot hurts?
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How did the app know my foot hurts?
I haven't watched that new Frankenstein movie yet. I'd like to, I bet its good, but I don't know if its so good that so many people have to be so absolutely fucking horny for it. And on main, too. Just go jerk off
That's free
Free from me having to scroll past it on the feed
That's free
Free from me having to scroll past it on the feed
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I haven't watched that new Frankenstein movie yet. I'd like to, I bet its good, but I don't know if its so good that so many people have to be so absolutely fucking horny for it. And on main, too. Just go jerk off
That's free
Free from me having to scroll past it on the feed
That's free
Free from me having to scroll past it on the feed
Episode 2 of Welcome to Derry was very Nightmare on Elm Street
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Episode 2 of Welcome to Derry was very Nightmare on Elm Street
I think LinkedIn should get in trouble for this new ad campaign because they come across as dismissive of people who have aphasia.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think LinkedIn should get in trouble for this new ad campaign because they come across as dismissive of people who have aphasia.
The smart ass in the land of the dumbass must bite their tongue often, less they have more messes they’ll need to clean.
I never had children and yet here I am having to tie the shoes and wipe the ass of the ungrateful who make the mess simply because they can
And I’m not even that smart of an ass
I never had children and yet here I am having to tie the shoes and wipe the ass of the ungrateful who make the mess simply because they can
And I’m not even that smart of an ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The smart ass in the land of the dumbass must bite their tongue often, less they have more messes they’ll need to clean.
I never had children and yet here I am having to tie the shoes and wipe the ass of the ungrateful who make the mess simply because they can
And I’m not even that smart of an ass
I never had children and yet here I am having to tie the shoes and wipe the ass of the ungrateful who make the mess simply because they can
And I’m not even that smart of an ass
“Deliver Me From Nowhere” but instead of being about Springsteen it’s about Manfred Mann and how they went from dandy British pop performers to being know for playing Springsteen covers
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Deliver Me From Nowhere” but instead of being about Springsteen it’s about Manfred Mann and how they went from dandy British pop performers to being know for playing Springsteen covers
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
“Come on Manfred, yoov ad pop songsin tha pahst, why so many Springstin coovahs?”
“That’s where the fun issssss”
Is this a western Pennsylvania thing, something youser into?
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Is this a western Pennsylvania thing, something youser into?
“Mom, can we get a Joe Rogan for the left?”
Mom “We have Joe Rogan on the left at home!”
Mom “We have Joe Rogan on the left at home!”
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“Mom, can we get a Joe Rogan for the left?”
Mom “We have Joe Rogan on the left at home!”
Mom “We have Joe Rogan on the left at home!”
Reposted by Andrew
This should be bigger news. The courts have upheld our right to bear parms. We can use buns to defend ourselves against tyranny. Go ham on your oppressors.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This should be bigger news. The courts have upheld our right to bear parms. We can use buns to defend ourselves against tyranny. Go ham on your oppressors.
Only reason why he can get $1T is because so many retirement funds are tied up in the value of the company
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Only reason why he can get $1T is because so many retirement funds are tied up in the value of the company
Dude I know just reviewed “Weapons” as if it were a documentary from another country, one with reliable law enforcement.
I watched Weapons as if it were a comedy
Guess which one of us enjoyed the movie
I watched Weapons as if it were a comedy
Guess which one of us enjoyed the movie
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dude I know just reviewed “Weapons” as if it were a documentary from another country, one with reliable law enforcement.
I watched Weapons as if it were a comedy
Guess which one of us enjoyed the movie
I watched Weapons as if it were a comedy
Guess which one of us enjoyed the movie
Laziest movie review you can do is “For a movie called ‘The Substance’ it sure is lacking any” which is a review I have heard too many times
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Laziest movie review you can do is “For a movie called ‘The Substance’ it sure is lacking any” which is a review I have heard too many times
Wait, today was the 6th?
Shit, that means yesterday was the fifth.
I totally forgot
Shit, that means yesterday was the fifth.
I totally forgot
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wait, today was the 6th?
Shit, that means yesterday was the fifth.
I totally forgot
Shit, that means yesterday was the fifth.
I totally forgot
Reposted by Andrew
🎵Ooooh ooh
Sooooul Reaver
I believe I can get you
For fourteeeeen ninetyni’hiiine🎶
Sooooul Reaver
I believe I can get you
For fourteeeeen ninetyni’hiiine🎶
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎵Ooooh ooh
Sooooul Reaver
I believe I can get you
For fourteeeeen ninetyni’hiiine🎶
Sooooul Reaver
I believe I can get you
For fourteeeeen ninetyni’hiiine🎶
1 day in and I am getting bombarded with ads for Tasty Bite
Use code BF30 for 30% off
Use code BF30 for 30% off
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
1 day in and I am getting bombarded with ads for Tasty Bite
Use code BF30 for 30% off
Use code BF30 for 30% off
Reposted by Andrew
average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
average bluesky poster
As much as I hate leaf blowers, especially gas ones, the older I get the more I hate leaves.
It’s like Anakin and sand but leaves. They’re everywhere. I spend a lovely Sunday tending to them and come Monday they’ve fucked me again. Fucked by leaves day in day out. And yet I want trees
😔😞🙂↕️😩🤢🤮😮💨🙂↕️😞😔
It’s like Anakin and sand but leaves. They’re everywhere. I spend a lovely Sunday tending to them and come Monday they’ve fucked me again. Fucked by leaves day in day out. And yet I want trees
😔😞🙂↕️😩🤢🤮😮💨🙂↕️😞😔
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
As much as I hate leaf blowers, especially gas ones, the older I get the more I hate leaves.
It’s like Anakin and sand but leaves. They’re everywhere. I spend a lovely Sunday tending to them and come Monday they’ve fucked me again. Fucked by leaves day in day out. And yet I want trees
😔😞🙂↕️😩🤢🤮😮💨🙂↕️😞😔
It’s like Anakin and sand but leaves. They’re everywhere. I spend a lovely Sunday tending to them and come Monday they’ve fucked me again. Fucked by leaves day in day out. And yet I want trees
😔😞🙂↕️😩🤢🤮😮💨🙂↕️😞😔