Chris Crofton
@thecroftonshow.bsky.social
⚡️☕️☕️✍️ Author of⚡️”THE ADVICE KING ANTHOLOGY”⚡️IT IS OUT!!!!! on @vanderbiltUP✨Available NOW!!!!!!⚡️☕️☕️❤️
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Yet another tax on people for being poor.
Coming to your neighborhood soon?? No where else in the city is NDOT ticketing for expired tags in neighborhoods. I live in Napier area. Two of my neighbors were ticketed last week. We have NO DRIVEWAYS!Plus the BnB’s on our street. This doesn’t feel good. It needs to stop!
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yet another tax on people for being poor.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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One of the principles of Nashville politics is you never give money to keep a struggling resident alive another day, that could be going towards keeping a drunk tourist around another night.
Nashville’s got free money for the NFL, but free bus fare? NO WAY. We mustn’t give an inch to the poor! It’s a violation of market principles!
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
One of the principles of Nashville politics is you never give money to keep a struggling resident alive another day, that could be going towards keeping a drunk tourist around another night.
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Nashville’s got free money for the NFL, but free bus fare? NO WAY. We mustn’t give an inch to the poor! It’s a violation of market principles!
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nashville’s got free money for the NFL, but free bus fare? NO WAY. We mustn’t give an inch to the poor! It’s a violation of market principles!
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
A BLUSHING VULTURE
the vulture was blushing
so I asked
why
because vultures,
one would assume,
have no shame
he said
he was just feeling stupid
for thinking
that humans
had any mercy
within them
the vulture was blushing
so I asked
why
because vultures,
one would assume,
have no shame
he said
he was just feeling stupid
for thinking
that humans
had any mercy
within them
A blushing vulture
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A BLUSHING VULTURE
the vulture was blushing
so I asked
why
because vultures,
one would assume,
have no shame
he said
he was just feeling stupid
for thinking
that humans
had any mercy
within them
the vulture was blushing
so I asked
why
because vultures,
one would assume,
have no shame
he said
he was just feeling stupid
for thinking
that humans
had any mercy
within them
CIRCUS TENT
put one
over the
whole United States
and charge admission
to see
the suckers
jump through hoops
put one
over the
whole United States
and charge admission
to see
the suckers
jump through hoops
Circus tent.
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
CIRCUS TENT
put one
over the
whole United States
and charge admission
to see
the suckers
jump through hoops
put one
over the
whole United States
and charge admission
to see
the suckers
jump through hoops
OLD GROWTH
you talking
about forests
or that thing on
my chin???
you talking
about forests
or that thing on
my chin???
Old growth
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
OLD GROWTH
you talking
about forests
or that thing on
my chin???
you talking
about forests
or that thing on
my chin???
PHLEGM
somehow,
it’s
even
more
disgusting
in print
somehow,
it’s
even
more
disgusting
in print
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
PHLEGM
somehow,
it’s
even
more
disgusting
in print
somehow,
it’s
even
more
disgusting
in print
TURN UP THE VOLUME
he thought
as he stepped on
his cigarette
but there
was nothing playing
he was standing in
his mother’s driveway
at 2AM
on a Tuesday
he thought
as he stepped on
his cigarette
but there
was nothing playing
he was standing in
his mother’s driveway
at 2AM
on a Tuesday
Turn up the volume
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
TURN UP THE VOLUME
he thought
as he stepped on
his cigarette
but there
was nothing playing
he was standing in
his mother’s driveway
at 2AM
on a Tuesday
he thought
as he stepped on
his cigarette
but there
was nothing playing
he was standing in
his mother’s driveway
at 2AM
on a Tuesday
Nashville’s got free money for the NFL, but free bus fare? NO WAY. We mustn’t give an inch to the poor! It’s a violation of market principles!
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nashville’s got free money for the NFL, but free bus fare? NO WAY. We mustn’t give an inch to the poor! It’s a violation of market principles!
Poetry window is open for a little while
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Poetry window is open for a little while
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Check out the hymn-like 'Joni's Song,' Nashville songsmith Tim Easton's annual single benefitting people-and-pets nonprofit SAFPAW.
Tim Easton’s Hymn-Like ‘Joni’s Song’ Benefits SAFPAW
Spin the songsmith’s annual single for the nonprofit helping unhoused folks and their pets.
www.nashvillescene.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Check out the hymn-like 'Joni's Song,' Nashville songsmith Tim Easton's annual single benefitting people-and-pets nonprofit SAFPAW.
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We brought the ask for a fare freeze to the Mayor’s Office, CHYM leadership & the WeGo Board & leadership on 10/29 - TWO WEEKS AGO. The fact that none have appropriately responded to the growing crisis our neighbors face is incredibly telling. Thank you to CMs, orgs & individuals continuing to push.
Emails continue to come in & council members continue to issue public statements urging WeGo to call a Board meeting.
I thought it would be helpful to share my conversations with my colleagues, so I’ve started a thread on what my experience has been. publicsquare.nashville.gov/2023-2027-te... /1
I thought it would be helpful to share my conversations with my colleagues, so I’ve started a thread on what my experience has been. publicsquare.nashville.gov/2023-2027-te... /1
Traffic & Parking Updates
This discussion topic was requested by Council Member Quin Evans Segall. From CM Evans Segall:We have a few policy updates coming out of T&P that I’m getting questions about. I’ll be posting those...
publicsquare.nashville.gov
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We brought the ask for a fare freeze to the Mayor’s Office, CHYM leadership & the WeGo Board & leadership on 10/29 - TWO WEEKS AGO. The fact that none have appropriately responded to the growing crisis our neighbors face is incredibly telling. Thank you to CMs, orgs & individuals continuing to push.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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That may also explain why Trump's trying to starve poor people, instead of paying SNAP benefits out of the large reserve established for that purpose.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That may also explain why Trump's trying to starve poor people, instead of paying SNAP benefits out of the large reserve established for that purpose.
MISSED BOATS
I think that
boat
had my
true love on it
and I smoked
a very costly cigarette
I think that
boat
had my
true love on it
and I smoked
a very costly cigarette
Missed boats. :D
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
MISSED BOATS
I think that
boat
had my
true love on it
and I smoked
a very costly cigarette
I think that
boat
had my
true love on it
and I smoked
a very costly cigarette
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Damn, okay earth.
THANKS CHRIS.
THANKS CHRIS.
a dark cloudy sky with a national geographic logo on the bottom right
ALT: a dark cloudy sky with a national geographic logo on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Damn, okay earth.
THANKS CHRIS.
THANKS CHRIS.
NOVEMBER GREY
Earl raked
the leaves
and thought
“I’m glad ICE is
making it safe for me
to rake leaves”
and
at that moment
he had
a heart attack
and died
Earl raked
the leaves
and thought
“I’m glad ICE is
making it safe for me
to rake leaves”
and
at that moment
he had
a heart attack
and died
November grey.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
NOVEMBER GREY
Earl raked
the leaves
and thought
“I’m glad ICE is
making it safe for me
to rake leaves”
and
at that moment
he had
a heart attack
and died
Earl raked
the leaves
and thought
“I’m glad ICE is
making it safe for me
to rake leaves”
and
at that moment
he had
a heart attack
and died
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Think I’ll go with the latter
STUCK INSIDE THE AIRPORT
buy
a $14 bag of nuts
and ruminate
on the sins
of humanity
OR
read a Danielle Steel novel
while you
secretly denigrate
other people’s
parenting styles
buy
a $14 bag of nuts
and ruminate
on the sins
of humanity
OR
read a Danielle Steel novel
while you
secretly denigrate
other people’s
parenting styles
Stuck inside the (ATL) airport with the Shutdown Blues again
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Think I’ll go with the latter
SHOCK AND AWWWW
wordplay, but I’ll allow
*THE KINDA
SHIT REPUBLICANS
PUT ON COFFEE MUGS
AND LAUGH AT WITHOUT
KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT
ANYTHING EXCEPT TAX AVOIDANCE AND GOLF*
wordplay, but I’ll allow
*THE KINDA
SHIT REPUBLICANS
PUT ON COFFEE MUGS
AND LAUGH AT WITHOUT
KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT
ANYTHING EXCEPT TAX AVOIDANCE AND GOLF*
Shock and awwww
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
SHOCK AND AWWWW
wordplay, but I’ll allow
*THE KINDA
SHIT REPUBLICANS
PUT ON COFFEE MUGS
AND LAUGH AT WITHOUT
KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT
ANYTHING EXCEPT TAX AVOIDANCE AND GOLF*
wordplay, but I’ll allow
*THE KINDA
SHIT REPUBLICANS
PUT ON COFFEE MUGS
AND LAUGH AT WITHOUT
KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT
ANYTHING EXCEPT TAX AVOIDANCE AND GOLF*
STUCK INSIDE THE AIRPORT
buy
a $14 bag of nuts
and ruminate
on the sins
of humanity
OR
read a Danielle Steel novel
while you
secretly denigrate
other people’s
parenting styles
buy
a $14 bag of nuts
and ruminate
on the sins
of humanity
OR
read a Danielle Steel novel
while you
secretly denigrate
other people’s
parenting styles
Stuck inside the (ATL) airport with the Shutdown Blues again
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
STUCK INSIDE THE AIRPORT
buy
a $14 bag of nuts
and ruminate
on the sins
of humanity
OR
read a Danielle Steel novel
while you
secretly denigrate
other people’s
parenting styles
buy
a $14 bag of nuts
and ruminate
on the sins
of humanity
OR
read a Danielle Steel novel
while you
secretly denigrate
other people’s
parenting styles
NOVEMBER GREY
the earth
reminding
you to
shut the fuck up
the earth
reminding
you to
shut the fuck up
November grey.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
NOVEMBER GREY
the earth
reminding
you to
shut the fuck up
the earth
reminding
you to
shut the fuck up
ADIABATIC PROCESS
*not googling*
when you
do a bunch
of flips
*not googling*
when you
do a bunch
of flips
Adiabatic Process
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ADIABATIC PROCESS
*not googling*
when you
do a bunch
of flips
*not googling*
when you
do a bunch
of flips