Chris Crofton
@thecroftonshow.bsky.social
⚡️☕️☕️✍️ Author of⚡️”THE ADVICE KING ANTHOLOGY”⚡️IT IS OUT!!!!! on @vanderbiltUP✨Available NOW!!!!!!⚡️☕️☕️❤️
Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell
Replace “kills” with “serenades”
October 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Replace “kills” with “serenades”
I’M ON @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social TODAY!!!!!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
September 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’M ON @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social TODAY!!!!!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
From "Don't tread on me!"
to...”Yield, man."
Don't bother arguing with Republicans. They stand for nothing.
to...”Yield, man."
Don't bother arguing with Republicans. They stand for nothing.
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
From "Don't tread on me!"
to...”Yield, man."
Don't bother arguing with Republicans. They stand for nothing.
to...”Yield, man."
Don't bother arguing with Republicans. They stand for nothing.
I’M ON @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social TODAY!!!! ✊❤️
August 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’M ON @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social TODAY!!!! ✊❤️
This is the guy that JD Vance constantly calls a major inspiration. The @nytimes.com interviewed him - quite respectfully.
Peter Thiel uses this guy’s “philosophy” to guide him. Thiel was also treated respectfully by @nytimes.com
What are we doing?!?
WTF are we doing?
Peter Thiel uses this guy’s “philosophy” to guide him. Thiel was also treated respectfully by @nytimes.com
What are we doing?!?
WTF are we doing?
August 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is the guy that JD Vance constantly calls a major inspiration. The @nytimes.com interviewed him - quite respectfully.
Peter Thiel uses this guy’s “philosophy” to guide him. Thiel was also treated respectfully by @nytimes.com
What are we doing?!?
WTF are we doing?
Peter Thiel uses this guy’s “philosophy” to guide him. Thiel was also treated respectfully by @nytimes.com
What are we doing?!?
WTF are we doing?
DETRITUS
what poets
yell in their sleep
that, and
“loam”
what poets
yell in their sleep
that, and
“loam”
July 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
DETRITUS
what poets
yell in their sleep
that, and
“loam”
what poets
yell in their sleep
that, and
“loam”
DETRITUS
pro tip:
don’t
date anybody
who says this
all the time
pro tip:
don’t
date anybody
who says this
all the time
July 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
DETRITUS
pro tip:
don’t
date anybody
who says this
all the time
pro tip:
don’t
date anybody
who says this
all the time
MISSED ALARM
humanity
slept through
every alarm
and ate every
fish in the sea
cut down every tree
lost their way
because,
for some
reason,
we were put here
to fail
and write poetry
humanity
slept through
every alarm
and ate every
fish in the sea
cut down every tree
lost their way
because,
for some
reason,
we were put here
to fail
and write poetry
July 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
MISSED ALARM
humanity
slept through
every alarm
and ate every
fish in the sea
cut down every tree
lost their way
because,
for some
reason,
we were put here
to fail
and write poetry
humanity
slept through
every alarm
and ate every
fish in the sea
cut down every tree
lost their way
because,
for some
reason,
we were put here
to fail
and write poetry
QAnon making up reasons Trump and his Justice Department broke their Epstein promises/edited prison surveillance footage.
This is a REAL cult.
This is a REAL cult.
July 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
QAnon making up reasons Trump and his Justice Department broke their Epstein promises/edited prison surveillance footage.
This is a REAL cult.
This is a REAL cult.
If you only read one of my columns, make it this one.
🤬 An “ABUNDANCE” of BS:
*Fascism vs Midterm Elections*
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
🤬 An “ABUNDANCE” of BS:
*Fascism vs Midterm Elections*
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
July 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you only read one of my columns, make it this one.
🤬 An “ABUNDANCE” of BS:
*Fascism vs Midterm Elections*
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
🤬 An “ABUNDANCE” of BS:
*Fascism vs Midterm Elections*
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
AI is going to take jobs in ways none of these idiots ever imagined
July 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
AI is going to take jobs in ways none of these idiots ever imagined
If this guy -
one of the principal architects of this brutal inequality (aka violence) -
is upset, we are moving in the right direction
one of the principal architects of this brutal inequality (aka violence) -
is upset, we are moving in the right direction
June 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If this guy -
one of the principal architects of this brutal inequality (aka violence) -
is upset, we are moving in the right direction
one of the principal architects of this brutal inequality (aka violence) -
is upset, we are moving in the right direction
LOL. An “abundance” of BS
June 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
LOL. An “abundance” of BS
Hey look! The Supreme Court took bribes and now it makes depraved, unconstitutional decisions! COINCIDENCE?!?!??
June 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey look! The Supreme Court took bribes and now it makes depraved, unconstitutional decisions! COINCIDENCE?!?!??
The NYT wants to bomb people’s dreams
June 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The NYT wants to bomb people’s dreams
COLD BREW GOT ME LIKE
June 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
COLD BREW GOT ME LIKE
✨KETAMINE vs PRIVATE EQUITY✨
The new
⚡️ADVICE KING!!!!!
☕️✍️ @nashvillescene.com
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
The new
⚡️ADVICE KING!!!!!
☕️✍️ @nashvillescene.com
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
June 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
✨KETAMINE vs PRIVATE EQUITY✨
The new
⚡️ADVICE KING!!!!!
☕️✍️ @nashvillescene.com
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
The new
⚡️ADVICE KING!!!!!
☕️✍️ @nashvillescene.com
www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
12 ways to avoid saying: A COP INTENTIONALLY SHOT A JOURNALIST AND IT’S ON VIDEO
June 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
12 ways to avoid saying: A COP INTENTIONALLY SHOT A JOURNALIST AND IT’S ON VIDEO
Look at this wino
May 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look at this wino