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Michael W
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Music (the Five Mod Four) booking (Communication Madison) cooking (vegan) camping (pop up). 5th generation Wisconsinite.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can we talk about "JEE Vacation" having an email signature with all of that fake-legal "I hereby declare that any discussion of crimes on my Vacation Email Account are not admissible in court"
Michael Scott "I declare bankruptcy" ass idiot
Epstein asking who would be with Acosta at his confirmation hearing:
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"You can't un-invent AI!" We can't un-invent asbestos either. That doesn't mean we have to use it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Solar-Powered Boogaloo
Woke 2 has arrived.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️‍⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To this day, most of the songs MST3K sings during the Werewolf credits are the version I hear when I think of the song.
“I’ve got a pair of brand new roller skates / You’ve got a brand new key / TUSK!”
yes, there is a historical relationship between Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk and MST3K
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Get your shit together, white respondents
Note: Mamdani leads by double-digit among Black and Hispanic voters, and by 48 percentage points among Asian respondents. White respondents go 39/37 for Cuomo.
New Quinnipiac poll of New York City:

Mamdani 46%
Cuomo 33%
Sliwa 15%

(A month ago, it was Mamdani 45%, Cuomo 23%, Sliwa 15%, Adams 12%.)

One obstacle to Cuomo rising much higher: Mamdani's favorability rating is 43/35, but Cuomo's is 37/52.
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oconomowoc
Shawano
Waukesha
and, surprisingly, Green Bay (stop emphasizing the “Green,” outsiders)
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It wasn’t clear to me at the time, but he is absolutely the corporate stooge they needed to inherit Jay Leno’s position
October 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.
September 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice

Adam & the Antonins Scalia
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice

Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Kendrick Lamar
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice

John Marshall Mathers
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m digging right in with the first episode of Spontaneanation (from a dang decade ago!) and I am immediately greeted by the delightful off-mic laughter of Janet Varney. Welcome back to my ears!
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.

Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
September 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You’ll Never Believe What John Lennon Thinks You Should Give a Chance
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
September 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
IG reels are learning how to feed the Bluesky weirdos.
September 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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They are asking you not only to unilaterally disarm (both figuratively and I guess literally); they are asking you to do nothing but submit and thank them for jailing your nonviolent neighbors and taking away your free speech, and deploying the military to your town if you annoy the dear leader
September 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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When the Abbott & Costello bit has gone off the rails
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
slightly diminish a book

Eat Pray Booty Call
slightly diminish a book

Crime and Talking-To
Slightly diminish a book.

Moby Glans
September 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“It’s bears?” “Always has been”
A thread:
is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
September 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I made this GIF many years ago for those of us who first got MTV at a very specific time in the late 1980s
September 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Evan Rachel Wood should get a Lifetime Achievement Oscar for Best Madonna in a Motion Picture
That's great, but are we really going to learn anything new that MY biopic didn't cover?
The Madonna biopic starring Julia Garner is still happening, Garner says
September 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
post a meme made by you
September 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM