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Michael Ian Black
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Just a guy who works in an office lol
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With the swell of Greenland annexation in the news today, @michaelianblack.bsky.social’s essay is seeming even more accurate.
(I want you to be wrong, too, Michael.)
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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I CAN ALMOST FEEL MY GROCERY PRICES GETTING LOWER!!
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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I just talked to celebrity comedian, writer and humanitarian @michaelianblack.bsky.social

We savaged @roywoodjr.bsky.social and solved many of the world's problems

www.youtube.com/watch?v=voAJ...
Michael Ian Black is BACK to explain everything
YouTube video by Stand Up! With Pete
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January 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"Nations generally dislike being invaded, as repelling such invasions tend to take up a lot of time and energy." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-lit-bo...
The Lit Boiler
(May contain frogs.)
michaelianblack.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Candace Owens will be out with an emergency pod later today explaining the jury were all secret Jews.
Breaking News: Ten people who falsely claimed that France’s first lady, Brigitte Macron, was born a man were convicted of online harassment.
10 People Convicted of Cyberbullying Brigitte Macron, Wife of French President
The defendants made false claims about Brigitte Macron, the wife of President Emmanuel Macron of France.
nyti.ms
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Odds we take either Greenland or Cuba by midterms?
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 AM
"Well, I didn't win the prize. She won. But she gave it to me. Think of it, the Peace Prize winner giving the Peace Prize to me. So, in a way, it's like the Ultimate Peace Prize and I'm very honored to accept it, Madam President."
if she gave him the medal she’d be president tomorrow
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This is exactly what I outlined today in my piece, which I will link. The US isn't looking to occupy Central and South American countries - we're creating neighboring vassal states to provide resources and cheap labor. Rulers comply or die. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-explain-...
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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This conspiracy theory about why Trump is invading Venezuela and how it's connected to the Trump administration's attempt to reshape the world order is actually not crazy.
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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A great, if chilling, read by the always eloquent and erudite @michaelianblack.bsky.social.

substack.com/@michaelianb...
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack)
Some of you will think I’m a nut for what follows and, believe me, I want to be wrong.
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January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Some of you will think I'm a nut for posting this. Believe me, I want to be wrong. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-explain-...
I Explain Everything
If your head is spinning at the state of the world, fear not: I explain the entire ghastly plan.
michaelianblack.substack.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Praying the Venezuela attack doesn’t get in the way of the ballroom.
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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At least respect us enough to tell us that Venezuela did 9/11
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
"Bad people being removed from power is a good thing. Bad people being removed from power by an even worse person is a touch more unsettling." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/high-noon-...
High Noon at the Golden Corral
Some early, jumbled thoughts on Venezuela
michaelianblack.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Everybody this morning.
a man with a beard has the words i 'm sorry on his face
ALT: a man with a beard has the words i 'm sorry on his face
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
So Twitter is now not only the world's pre-eminent Nazi hang-out but is also a peddler of AI-generated child pornography, and the guy that owns it is about to become the world's first trillionaire? Do I have this right?
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'm excited about it, too. I wrote it for all the over-scheduled kids out there and Debbie nailed the illustrations, as always.
Excited about the Feb.24 launch of I'M BUSY, written by @michaelianblack.bsky.social
& illustrated by yours truly (Simon & Schuster BFYR), part of our I'M series about kids' emotions. Available for pre-order!

Thanks Kirkus for nice review: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Im-Bus... #KidLit #ImBusy
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It's 2026 but I'm still writing "Slovakia" on all my Czechs.
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Last year I got to do the CNN NYE special with Anderson and Andy Cohen. Andy asked what my plans for the rest of the night were. I told him, on air, I was going back to the hotel to rub one out. I wasn't invited back this year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
When I lived in Savannah, there were always gunshots on New Year's Eve. Now I live in Connecticut and all you can hear is the sound of knitting needles making mittens.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'M EATING FANTASTIC ARTICHOKE DIP WITH HOMEMADE CRACKERS 2025 IS REDEEMED
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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This. Is. Beautiful.
Read.
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This year, I'm advocating for kindness. Also, pie. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/crappy-new...
Crappy New Year!
There’s not much point in wishing all of you a happy new year.
michaelianblack.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just don't see how buying a concert ticket BEFORE seeing a band would work.
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”

From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I sure did!
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM