Malice Walker
@humblecore.bsky.social
Apparently I’m doing this now.
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Malice Walker
@humblecore.bsky.social
· Dec 2
stop showing me the faces and words of awful people I hate
Don’t make me tap the sign
Like, I have to vote for them and also tell them every single time what positions to take? Are they legislators with agency and defined policy positions or are we doing a ventriloquist act?
im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Like, I have to vote for them and also tell them every single time what positions to take? Are they legislators with agency and defined policy positions or are we doing a ventriloquist act?
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im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage
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Breaking news isn't a reason to skip alt text. Alt text is MORE important in a crisis.
Imagine how disorienting this is, now imagine not being able to see what all these viral posts depict.
Imagine how disorienting this is, now imagine not being able to see what all these viral posts depict.
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Breaking news isn't a reason to skip alt text. Alt text is MORE important in a crisis.
Imagine how disorienting this is, now imagine not being able to see what all these viral posts depict.
Imagine how disorienting this is, now imagine not being able to see what all these viral posts depict.
Warriors game about to start.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Warriors game about to start.
no no no, this is not happening
My favorite venue in the whole Bay Area.
My favorite venue in the whole Bay Area.
BREAKING: Bottom of the Hill, the storied rock club that’s hosted countless local bands as well as global superstars like Oasis, the Strokes, and the White Stripes, will shutter at the end of this year, owners say. What’s next for the space isn’t clear. www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
Beloved SF Club Bottom of the Hill to Close at the End of 2026
One of the city’s last independent music venues, Bottom of the Hill has survived waves of gentrification, COVID closures, and more throughout its 35 years. Now, owners say it’s last call — on their ow...
www.coyotemedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
no no no, this is not happening
My favorite venue in the whole Bay Area.
My favorite venue in the whole Bay Area.
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BREAKING: Bottom of the Hill, the storied rock club that’s hosted countless local bands as well as global superstars like Oasis, the Strokes, and the White Stripes, will shutter at the end of this year, owners say. What’s next for the space isn’t clear. www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
Beloved SF Club Bottom of the Hill to Close at the End of 2026
One of the city’s last independent music venues, Bottom of the Hill has survived waves of gentrification, COVID closures, and more throughout its 35 years. Now, owners say it’s last call — on their ow...
www.coyotemedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
BREAKING: Bottom of the Hill, the storied rock club that’s hosted countless local bands as well as global superstars like Oasis, the Strokes, and the White Stripes, will shutter at the end of this year, owners say. What’s next for the space isn’t clear. www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
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"There are very few other places in life which unite careful concentration and shower shoes." Read Danny Lavery on bathhouse rules, towel etiquette, and the thrill of plunging into the unknown on COYOTE. www.coyotemedia.org/visting-a-ga...
So You’ve Finally Gotten Up the Nerve To Visit a Gay Bathhouse. Now What?
You must provide your own shower shoes, and woe betide you if you forget them. That’s the uniform.
www.coyotemedia.org
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"There are very few other places in life which unite careful concentration and shower shoes." Read Danny Lavery on bathhouse rules, towel etiquette, and the thrill of plunging into the unknown on COYOTE. www.coyotemedia.org/visting-a-ga...
Feel a hot take about disability and accessible restrooms and the social contract and entitlement bubbling up but I’m gonna let it cook. Don’t want to start the year off complaining (but good lord y’all gotta do and be better).
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Feel a hot take about disability and accessible restrooms and the social contract and entitlement bubbling up but I’m gonna let it cook. Don’t want to start the year off complaining (but good lord y’all gotta do and be better).
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E-40 used to have a Spotify playlist called “E-40s Favorite Slaps” and it was all E-40 songs
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
E-40 used to have a Spotify playlist called “E-40s Favorite Slaps” and it was all E-40 songs
Okay, well, I don’t like this at all.
Do they need me to suit up? Because I will.
Do they need me to suit up? Because I will.
Jimmy Butler is now questionable tonight with an illness. Possible the Warriors won’t have Butler, Steph Curry or Draymond Green vs Thunder. Green out, Curry questionable.
January 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Okay, well, I don’t like this at all.
Do they need me to suit up? Because I will.
Do they need me to suit up? Because I will.
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In 2026 we're not sharing grifters to dunk on them. We're not spreading hate on the skyline in order to make a point about that hate. We're not quote skeeting small accounts with bad takes. We're just not gonna promote hostile stupid thought to our friends
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In 2026 we're not sharing grifters to dunk on them. We're not spreading hate on the skyline in order to make a point about that hate. We're not quote skeeting small accounts with bad takes. We're just not gonna promote hostile stupid thought to our friends
Eating gumbo, a thing I hope to do much more of in 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Eating gumbo, a thing I hope to do much more of in 2026.
The Bluest Eye.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The Bluest Eye.
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to end off the year, I wrote about a special trip I took across america in february -- having conversations and looking out the window on amtrak's california zephyr.
howtobealone.substack.com/p/amtrak-the...
howtobealone.substack.com/p/amtrak-the...
amtrak, the beautiful.
the trip on the california zephyr, feb 2025
howtobealone.substack.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
to end off the year, I wrote about a special trip I took across america in february -- having conversations and looking out the window on amtrak's california zephyr.
howtobealone.substack.com/p/amtrak-the...
howtobealone.substack.com/p/amtrak-the...
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Do you have a song you listen to in the new year? Not big on “setting intention” but for years my New Year’s anthem has been Strictly Game by Harlem Shakes.
“Make a little money
Take a lotta shit
Feel real bad, then get over it
This will be a better year”
It’s the perfect amount of optimism for me
“Make a little money
Take a lotta shit
Feel real bad, then get over it
This will be a better year”
It’s the perfect amount of optimism for me
Harlem Shakes - Strictly Game
YouTube video by Radial by The Orchard
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January 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Do you have a song you listen to in the new year? Not big on “setting intention” but for years my New Year’s anthem has been Strictly Game by Harlem Shakes.
“Make a little money
Take a lotta shit
Feel real bad, then get over it
This will be a better year”
It’s the perfect amount of optimism for me
“Make a little money
Take a lotta shit
Feel real bad, then get over it
This will be a better year”
It’s the perfect amount of optimism for me
Now that he’s officially mayor is it improper for me to continue to admire and talk about Zohran’s cheek dimple?
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Now that he’s officially mayor is it improper for me to continue to admire and talk about Zohran’s cheek dimple?
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new year, new yearn
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 AM
new year, new yearn
Happy New Toothbrush Day, friends.
omg, I just realized it’s almost New Toothbrush Day again, the first of 2026!
Are we ready? We got three days. Get a new brush, refresh that mouthwash, pick up some floss. Let’s get ready.
Are we ready? We got three days. Get a new brush, refresh that mouthwash, pick up some floss. Let’s get ready.
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Happy New Toothbrush Day, friends.
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
Happy New Year, I love you (not you, you)
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Happy New Year, I love you (not you, you)
2025 got good once it was only the pacific time zone, too bad you guys are missing it
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 AM
2025 got good once it was only the pacific time zone, too bad you guys are missing it
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REMEMBER
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
REMEMBER
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
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does the ball drop in roku city. are there foreworks
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
does the ball drop in roku city. are there foreworks
What even is Rita Ora
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
What even is Rita Ora