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Malice Walker
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Apparently I’m doing this now.
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Don’t make me tap the sign
stop showing me the faces and words of awful people I hate
eatin’ pie
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Would Mike Tomlin win in a primary against Fetterman? I'm not wishing.for this I'm just wondering how much PA as a whole would tolerate him
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Steelers punch their ticket to the playoffs, Unrivaled is back tomorrow, and I don’t have to go to work????

No one has ever been luckier than I.
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Every year, people wanna get rid of Mike Tomlin and every year, Mike Tomlin wins.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Mike Tomlin somehow just keeps on keepin' on
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Mike Tomlin has never even heard of a losing season.
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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mike tomlin's direct to camera was iconic. a made man.
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Imagine thinking any team runs the AFC North other than the Steelers.

like, grow up
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Never mind!

Playoffs here we come :)
The Steelers are pissing me off. I don’t need this on a Sunday.
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
ugh
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
heh heh
Final:
Thunder 105
Suns 108
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
🙂
Should be up 13-10, but no.
January 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Lamar Jackson's throw is tipped and TJ Watt comes up with the interception
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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I know white supremacists are not watching the NBA at all because currently every basketball team has at minimum one mandatory white boy that is literally Rudy from the 1993 film of the same name and not a single one of them has been co-opted to wage a proxy race war like they did with the WNBA.
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The Steelers are pissing me off. I don’t need this on a Sunday.
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
this, but unironically
get kordell stewart warmed up
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Guys, it’s raining. Like, a lot.

:)
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
People with large followings on here and when more folks were on Twitter love to pretend this isn’t true but once you have more than a couple hundred followers you’re no longer having a universal or broadly generalizable social media experience.
there is a subtle and persistent mental warping effect that occurs when you have 30 to 500 people agreeing with your every opinion no matter what it is
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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there is a subtle and persistent mental warping effect that occurs when you have 30 to 500 people agreeing with your every opinion no matter what it is
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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i used to think that "life as a billionaire is just a series of your own preferences and cognitively that must be like getting kicked in the head by a horse every day" meme was hyperbolic

but after accruing something like 17k followers as a normal person with no media training i kinda get it
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Despite all my gen x jokes I don't think it's actually useful or insightful to generalize whole generations. That said, if your bio is like 'gen x, certified troublemaker, sarcastic AF' I am calling the police.
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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You gotta reject the "oh so you love criminals" shit when authoritarians say well he was a bad guy. That's a stupid trap. Either the order applies to everyone or it doesn't. If it applies only at the pleasure of the supreme leader then you do not have a society.
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Houston uniforms are atrocious.
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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just feels like he’s in rhythm, turns up the gas a little, and before you know it there’s glowing runes floating in the air and someone’s skeleton is gently smoking at halfcourt
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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I think it’s likely steph retires with a good bit left in the tank but he could keep on having quarters like this until his late 40s
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM