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this guy brought a pen to a sword fight! ha ha ha ha WHOA, OH SHIT ,
made a spell solely to save Tarhiel from his own folly
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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“Hot Teeth” appeared in June 2025’s anthology “Lesbians in Space: Where No Man Has Gone Before” by Space Wizard. It’s a zany heist story, and it might be my favorite thing I’ve ever written. www.spacewizardsciencefantasy.com/book/lesbian...
Lesbians in Space: Where No Man Has Gone Before
www.spacewizardsciencefantasy.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
its about fuckin time, dont mind if i do,
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
if we had Universal Healthcare then how would my for-profit company help people struggling with a terrible healthcare system??
As a billionaire I’ve invented an entirely new form of philanthropy and the key difference is that it involves me not giving money to anyone
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
post that will age poorly: plurbin edition
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
movie where it doesn't matter what happens in it but i get paid ten years worth of money to write it
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
had a version of this, or a knockoff, that had the Packard Bell logo where this one has the Sound Impression title bar

I think? it let you change MIDI voices? so I would as a kid play with it for hours
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you

#OPL3MIDI 🔊🎵🎄
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
what am i gonna
what am i gonna
what am i gonna get?
(for chrimbus)
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
this is why there's no baseball in the wintertime
Merry Christmas, Royals fans! 🎁
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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merr crim
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
its plurbin time
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
SUPERVILLAIN: with one call I will take over the entire United States government!

GOVERNMENT: ok

SUPERVILLAIN: yes! plead wi- wait what?

GOVT: yeah go for it. this shits just a pile of hassles no one thanks you for sorting, we're tired of doing it. its your problem now

SUPERVILLAIN: well, shit
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
kind of a Gumby Black Lodge feeling
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
bury me with a pack a mistys and a gun
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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i dont have a good enough memory (brain problems) to recall how to do joke meme formats so i look em up online and that has worked for a couple decades, but it's getting worse and more inaccurate

WENDY'S: go see pagliacci,
October 13, 2023 at 10:50 PM
WIZARD NAMES XI

Pussy Wezzo
"Swamp Ass" Pegara 17-Legs
Tickytack d'Frontenac
Mrs Certainfire
Heywood Saperstein-Jablowmie II
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
this week the weather is unsettlingly nice so i guess i will try to eke out a few mpg from the old mopar battlecruiser with the help of new filters and copious muffler tape
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
new pin new me
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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some of them have long dicks. i am lydelle buster and i am here to say that a few long dicks are connected up to real bad men. theyre calling it god's greatest accident
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i think penzeys spices should stick to their schtick forever, like in the 2100s i hope its doc bronners but about yelling at a president who died a hundred years ago
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i have to enjoy the spice brand that constantly posts via their packaging, because a lot of the posts are good,
Penzey’s out here still doing the work in 2025. Everybody needs spices, no matter how Caucasian your family. Buy them from friends.
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
its like im right there at the unveiling of the iPhone
hey guys, what's up, it's Your Tech Guru here and today I'm going to review ADHD, which recently released their 4k resolution version. I know you're saying, is this actually an upgrade and is it worth the money

it WILL cost you more but you WILL get less done
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
canr fucking beleieve tjhey didnt cosnu lt @rem.bsjky.team
Who is asking for this
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
get a little urp in the back of my throat when someone posts e.g. "gather around, children" or "listen up, kids" when referring to fellow adults online
December 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
tbh the thing to get people to use Alt-Text would be some kind of award or something, maybe even with a cash prize
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM