Ra's al Dolezal
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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
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Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.com
· Sep 9
The guy who wrote Weekend at Bernies died. I'm told his last words were "Dont do it, please. You gotta promise me you wont do it. You know what. Promise me."
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I saw a beast with ten horns and seven heads rising out of the blackness of the sea. On its horns hung ten crowns, and on its heads were inscribed blasphemous names.
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I saw a beast with ten horns and seven heads rising out of the blackness of the sea. On its horns hung ten crowns, and on its heads were inscribed blasphemous names.
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The cabinet told me to “insert coin,” and I laughed in her face, I don’t give the opps any quarter, y’all musta fucked around and forgot I was the original GameFAQs, this dipshit had the nerve to ask me what that stood for, last words he heard was “stands for “fuckin asinine question.””
out my mind on that Korean short throw silicone shit. Call it a lever cause my stick somethin different. If the bat top cost less than 3k I dont use it. Sanwa callin to ask me what color buttons I want I tell em I dont look at my hands but make em platinum so the opps know I'm not playin.
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The cabinet told me to “insert coin,” and I laughed in her face, I don’t give the opps any quarter, y’all musta fucked around and forgot I was the original GameFAQs, this dipshit had the nerve to ask me what that stood for, last words he heard was “stands for “fuckin asinine question.””
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out my mind on that Korean short throw silicone shit. Call it a lever cause my stick somethin different. If the bat top cost less than 3k I dont use it. Sanwa callin to ask me what color buttons I want I tell em I dont look at my hands but make em platinum so the opps know I'm not playin.
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
out my mind on that Korean short throw silicone shit. Call it a lever cause my stick somethin different. If the bat top cost less than 3k I dont use it. Sanwa callin to ask me what color buttons I want I tell em I dont look at my hands but make em platinum so the opps know I'm not playin.
A client asked about the EURion constellation so I Aegis trapped him in his office and bounced him off the wall until he got knocked out.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
A client asked about the EURion constellation so I Aegis trapped him in his office and bounced him off the wall until he got knocked out.
There is a Cetrion player who is very good and their variation is called "katya's unit" so I sent a message asking if that was for Katya Zamolodchikova and they said yes and I was the first to notice and then we talked about Trixie and Katya for like an hour. :3
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
There is a Cetrion player who is very good and their variation is called "katya's unit" so I sent a message asking if that was for Katya Zamolodchikova and they said yes and I was the first to notice and then we talked about Trixie and Katya for like an hour. :3
When you repeatedly select/de-select your shitty cyborg skin Kano to get me to also play Kano, and then I beat the living shit out of you.
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
When you repeatedly select/de-select your shitty cyborg skin Kano to get me to also play Kano, and then I beat the living shit out of you.
UPDATE! Butter Chicken and Chicken Tikka Masala are NOT the same. 😡
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
UPDATE! Butter Chicken and Chicken Tikka Masala are NOT the same. 😡
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Fellow Michiganders, pay attention: Former Mayor of Detroit, Mike Duggan, is running as an Independent for Governor (he was a registered Democrat until 2024). He’s already taken a ton of money from MAGA billionaires, and he supports ICE. Vote accordingly.
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Fellow Michiganders, pay attention: Former Mayor of Detroit, Mike Duggan, is running as an Independent for Governor (he was a registered Democrat until 2024). He’s already taken a ton of money from MAGA billionaires, and he supports ICE. Vote accordingly.
W3lcome to Indian Cuisine, the "secret menu" of food.
Hi can I get chicken tikka masala?
BUTTER CHICKEN?
No no chicken tikka masala
YES BUTTER CHICKEN IS THE SAME
(look at menu)
butter chicken
chicken tikka masala
I am going to flip out because I've been here before and I know the damn order lady
Hi can I get chicken tikka masala?
BUTTER CHICKEN?
No no chicken tikka masala
YES BUTTER CHICKEN IS THE SAME
(look at menu)
butter chicken
chicken tikka masala
I am going to flip out because I've been here before and I know the damn order lady
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
W3lcome to Indian Cuisine, the "secret menu" of food.
Hi can I get chicken tikka masala?
BUTTER CHICKEN?
No no chicken tikka masala
YES BUTTER CHICKEN IS THE SAME
(look at menu)
butter chicken
chicken tikka masala
I am going to flip out because I've been here before and I know the damn order lady
Hi can I get chicken tikka masala?
BUTTER CHICKEN?
No no chicken tikka masala
YES BUTTER CHICKEN IS THE SAME
(look at menu)
butter chicken
chicken tikka masala
I am going to flip out because I've been here before and I know the damn order lady
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Skip this dick shit, it's BOGO on the ULTIMATE ALPHA MUFF
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Skip this dick shit, it's BOGO on the ULTIMATE ALPHA MUFF
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ICYMI I set up a Ko-Fi store where I'm sell my handmade pipe cleaner figures and- in a fresh marketing technique I recently learned from Amazon Ring- if you don't want your family pets to vanish from sight like ninjas in smoke bombs, you'll buy them at ko-fi.com/thegilmonste...! Stay classy, Bezos!
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
ICYMI I set up a Ko-Fi store where I'm sell my handmade pipe cleaner figures and- in a fresh marketing technique I recently learned from Amazon Ring- if you don't want your family pets to vanish from sight like ninjas in smoke bombs, you'll buy them at ko-fi.com/thegilmonste...! Stay classy, Bezos!
I finally decided to get a fuckin chair for the livingroom instead of this fucking piece of shit Lovesac torture couch that feels like it's actively contributing to my death.
I hate this couch so fuckin much it's insane.
I hate this couch so fuckin much it's insane.
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I finally decided to get a fuckin chair for the livingroom instead of this fucking piece of shit Lovesac torture couch that feels like it's actively contributing to my death.
I hate this couch so fuckin much it's insane.
I hate this couch so fuckin much it's insane.
The best part of the bluesky map so far has bern every screenshot I see has shown me a label in the dark or adjacent users, but when I goto it there's 2 options: "make text actually legible" and hide labels.
February 9, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The best part of the bluesky map so far has bern every screenshot I see has shown me a label in the dark or adjacent users, but when I goto it there's 2 options: "make text actually legible" and hide labels.
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uhh what the hell man
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
uhh what the hell man
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coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
I blocked that Alecto tears of the fallen person and then they turned around and blocked me. Not sure how that works on here but they definitely are doing the vengeance schtick
February 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I blocked that Alecto tears of the fallen person and then they turned around and blocked me. Not sure how that works on here but they definitely are doing the vengeance schtick
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Ah Yes, Saturdays are Made For Dads!
And Dad's Car!
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August 12, 2023 at 1:39 PM
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The last Mongolian BBQ closed in MI 😭
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 AM
The last Mongolian BBQ closed in MI 😭
Yeah well, you know where the door is.
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Yeah well, you know where the door is.
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at the end of this month i'm hosting a Star Trek Trivia event and i would like to ask you, the girl reading this, for suggestions re potential questions and/or tiebreaker minigames, especially if they are kind of silly.
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
at the end of this month i'm hosting a Star Trek Trivia event and i would like to ask you, the girl reading this, for suggestions re potential questions and/or tiebreaker minigames, especially if they are kind of silly.
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Why should I feel bad for some dumb bitch from Alabama who betrays all her self proclaimed morals so she can have a future in politics. ‘you know what that lady from Alabama who votes to fund ice feels bad about it, she’s probably a good person’. Fuck this stupid cunt from now until forever
Senator Katie Britt of Alabama stands fully behind President Trump in public, but at times seeks to wield influence behind the scenes, guided by her personal values as a mother and a Christian. Her approach faces an acute test as federal immigration agents pursue aggressive tactics in Minnesota.
The G.O.P. Senator Who Can’t Stop Thinking About the Boy ICE Detained
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February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Why should I feel bad for some dumb bitch from Alabama who betrays all her self proclaimed morals so she can have a future in politics. ‘you know what that lady from Alabama who votes to fund ice feels bad about it, she’s probably a good person’. Fuck this stupid cunt from now until forever
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hi, I'm the problem it's me, I am worn down and taking more hits, and I feel awful to still be bothering everyone, but trying everything I can. it's been incredible to get what we have so far, you've all been more than great, but if anyone else out there can help, please do! thank you 🙏💕💸
$610/????
$610/????
sorry to ask #ma again, was holding off cause I know it's a bad time, but we're in a jam and owed money is still not in, so need to ask because it's the 1st again sunday. legit behind about $2k but whatever anyone can or wants to contribute or just reshare is appreciated. 💕💸
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February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
hi, I'm the problem it's me, I am worn down and taking more hits, and I feel awful to still be bothering everyone, but trying everything I can. it's been incredible to get what we have so far, you've all been more than great, but if anyone else out there can help, please do! thank you 🙏💕💸
$610/????
$610/????
