Ra's al Dolezal
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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
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Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.com
· Sep 9
The guy who wrote Weekend at Bernies died. I'm told his last words were "Dont do it, please. You gotta promise me you wont do it. You know what. Promise me."
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Clue me in as to why they're allowed to advertise these zyn things on tv apparently? There's been 3 zyn commercials on whatever show is on my mas tv now
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Clue me in as to why they're allowed to advertise these zyn things on tv apparently? There's been 3 zyn commercials on whatever show is on my mas tv now
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blow my back out like shinzo abe
getting assassinated probably feels good as hell
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
blow my back out like shinzo abe
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heard u were talkin shit like i wouldn't find out
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
heard u were talkin shit like i wouldn't find out
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well well well look who just tried to do a big chomp on my ear and oops!! it's toque season chummmmp. ya got played sucka!!! big bite o' hat for yr ass! beau n'appateet
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
well well well look who just tried to do a big chomp on my ear and oops!! it's toque season chummmmp. ya got played sucka!!! big bite o' hat for yr ass! beau n'appateet
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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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[“nobody wants to work anymore” voice]
“Nobody wants to oil a snake anymore”
“Nobody wants to oil a snake anymore”
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
[“nobody wants to work anymore” voice]
“Nobody wants to oil a snake anymore”
“Nobody wants to oil a snake anymore”
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season's greetings! if you enjoy this clip of Frank Parker sending an innocent alien to Hell, you might also enjoy watching this very dumb video series i'm making
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
season's greetings! if you enjoy this clip of Frank Parker sending an innocent alien to Hell, you might also enjoy watching this very dumb video series i'm making
What is with the onlooker's eye in Above the Law when Seagal shoots the Alex Jones lookin assassin in the street? It's like ruptured or something. Looks painful.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What is with the onlooker's eye in Above the Law when Seagal shoots the Alex Jones lookin assassin in the street? It's like ruptured or something. Looks painful.
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hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
🎶Hark! the Herald Angels sing
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🎶Hark! the Herald Angels sing
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
"I'd rather be judged by 12 than eat dinner with 6."
No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"I'd rather be judged by 12 than eat dinner with 6."
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Chris Lastmas, you gave me your heart
In a benevolent way, an organ donor they say
This year, I'm spreading good cheer
Because of my new blood vessels
In a benevolent way, an organ donor they say
This year, I'm spreading good cheer
Because of my new blood vessels
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Chris Lastmas, you gave me your heart
In a benevolent way, an organ donor they say
This year, I'm spreading good cheer
Because of my new blood vessels
In a benevolent way, an organ donor they say
This year, I'm spreading good cheer
Because of my new blood vessels
When I was young I had hopes that I would have a place where all my friends & their families could gather for holidays, like my grandparents did. Now that I'm older I mostly wish my ma would just kick it so I can spend the holiday alone because jesus a human is not supposed to be this irritating
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When I was young I had hopes that I would have a place where all my friends & their families could gather for holidays, like my grandparents did. Now that I'm older I mostly wish my ma would just kick it so I can spend the holiday alone because jesus a human is not supposed to be this irritating
Computer Camp is just a stale retread of Sleepaway Camp
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Computer Camp is just a stale retread of Sleepaway Camp
Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas heads where you at
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas heads where you at
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buying skincare for my fiancé: i am rocking a baby in my arms. i will never speak to you of harsh things. you will never know about itchy sweaters or graveyards.
buying skincare for myself: i am trading shots with another elite sniper. i want you so dead they’ll have another funeral for you in hell
buying skincare for myself: i am trading shots with another elite sniper. i want you so dead they’ll have another funeral for you in hell
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
buying skincare for my fiancé: i am rocking a baby in my arms. i will never speak to you of harsh things. you will never know about itchy sweaters or graveyards.
buying skincare for myself: i am trading shots with another elite sniper. i want you so dead they’ll have another funeral for you in hell
buying skincare for myself: i am trading shots with another elite sniper. i want you so dead they’ll have another funeral for you in hell
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When you hear a sound like a turkey gobbling out "wellIcantbelievemysisterisinlovewithyou"
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When you hear a sound like a turkey gobbling out "wellIcantbelievemysisterisinlovewithyou"
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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*"If it's Halloween, it must be SAW" preview voiceover voice*
If it's every few years or so, it must be Avatar
If it's every few years or so, it must be Avatar
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
*"If it's Halloween, it must be SAW" preview voiceover voice*
If it's every few years or so, it must be Avatar
If it's every few years or so, it must be Avatar
