Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.com
I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
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Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.com
· Sep 9
The guy who wrote Weekend at Bernies died. I'm told his last words were "Dont do it, please. You gotta promise me you wont do it. You know what. Promise me."
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theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
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It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
If you make this face it's just over for you. RIP to this idiot and I guess the guy from the 90's Entenmanns "you can eat cake" commercial.
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you make this face it's just over for you. RIP to this idiot and I guess the guy from the 90's Entenmanns "you can eat cake" commercial.
Thinking of the concept pf a "challenge coin" and scoffing audibly.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Thinking of the concept pf a "challenge coin" and scoffing audibly.
Sadie is napping on her favorite toys: sunrash sleeve, mousey babby, and toothbrush
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sadie is napping on her favorite toys: sunrash sleeve, mousey babby, and toothbrush
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Another reminder to turn that Rude shit off.
This app is pretty dead after the mods attached a rude label to my account.
Pretty sure my appeal will never go through either.
Mods killed blusky for anyone left of center-left politics in the name of "decorum" and "civility."
Gonna stay a little while longer with the hopes of it improving.
Pretty sure my appeal will never go through either.
Mods killed blusky for anyone left of center-left politics in the name of "decorum" and "civility."
Gonna stay a little while longer with the hopes of it improving.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Another reminder to turn that Rude shit off.
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I live going over my ma's to help her and having her tell me about yet another fall, and then witnessing her fall asleep leaning forward in her chair with scissors in her hand. This is how life should be. It's by design that one work all goddamn week and then witness the dumbest shit imaginable.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I live going over my ma's to help her and having her tell me about yet another fall, and then witnessing her fall asleep leaning forward in her chair with scissors in her hand. This is how life should be. It's by design that one work all goddamn week and then witness the dumbest shit imaginable.
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When Christiane Amanpour dies, amanpour one out for her
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
When Christiane Amanpour dies, amanpour one out for her
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abra abracadabra
I got my nose back from grandpa
I got my nose back from grandpa
July 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
abra abracadabra
I got my nose back from grandpa
I got my nose back from grandpa
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
Support Nicole
Support Nicole
ko-fi.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
ELLEN RIPLEY BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ELLEN RIPLEY BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
Not to defend Boon's if-this-then-that style for the computer's AI, but "the computer can read your movements" is dumb. The computer IS your movements in literally everything you play.
This reminds me of people who would go invisible with Reptile while fighting the PC. What are you even doing?
This reminds me of people who would go invisible with Reptile while fighting the PC. What are you even doing?
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Not to defend Boon's if-this-then-that style for the computer's AI, but "the computer can read your movements" is dumb. The computer IS your movements in literally everything you play.
This reminds me of people who would go invisible with Reptile while fighting the PC. What are you even doing?
This reminds me of people who would go invisible with Reptile while fighting the PC. What are you even doing?
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Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
Me when I repost my old shit or see @kennylogins.bsky.social posting my old stuff
everyone loves reading my years-old posts
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me when I repost my old shit or see @kennylogins.bsky.social posting my old stuff
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Doritos Golden Sriracha commercial Walton Goggins sounding like Lyrics Born.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Doritos Golden Sriracha commercial Walton Goggins sounding like Lyrics Born.
They want to be sure you're getting the authentic ICE brutality experience. It's like the gold Nintendo seal. They're on some "accept no substitute" shit.
Expected this:
An FBI bulletin issued last month warns that individuals impersonating U.S. immigration officers have been linked to multiple robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults across several states.
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
An FBI bulletin issued last month warns that individuals impersonating U.S. immigration officers have been linked to multiple robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults across several states.
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They want to be sure you're getting the authentic ICE brutality experience. It's like the gold Nintendo seal. They're on some "accept no substitute" shit.
The rest of Delta Red lookin at Cammy after she promised she'd get them into the game 3 editions ago and now she's not even wearing her uniform
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The rest of Delta Red lookin at Cammy after she promised she'd get them into the game 3 editions ago and now she's not even wearing her uniform
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Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
Hey man, sorry I couldnt make it to your Halloween party, as I didnt hear about it until afterwards when I saw the pictures of all those people I also know having a good time there.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hey man, sorry I couldnt make it to your Halloween party, as I didnt hear about it until afterwards when I saw the pictures of all those people I also know having a good time there.