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Dandy G🍌
@dangyd.bsky.social
Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
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You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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I just got to 2.1k too but I guess you’re not allowed to do this to people who come into your replies to harass you because that’s harassment
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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This really shows how badly conservatives miss the whole point of protesting: it’s not just about signaling a political opinion, it’s about drive political change.
It is not "pedantic" to acknowledge that a college protest against Iran makes zero sense. Protests are typically against things, not in favor of rights movements in other countries!
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Block instantly.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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ATTN: i have retired from calling posts, skeets. its juvenile. thank you for reading my cumblast
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement just joined Bluesky.
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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“idealists dedicated to free speech and free inquiry went to work at Bari Weiss anti woke university and were surprised to find out it was a right wing project” can’t wait to read this shit and be shocked by the basics I’ve understood about “free speech” discourse and the right since i was 15yrs old
this is a rollicking great read

it's a story of a bunch of tenured idealists who believed that they were building a university dedicated to free speech and free inquiry, but then lost control of their project to... the right-wing megadonors who funded the university
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
They Wanted a University Without Cancel Culture. Then Dissenters Were Ousted.
Inside the civil war at the anti-woke university backed by Bari Weiss.
www.politico.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
If a white boy drinks baiju out of an unlabeled clay jar does he start speaking Cantonese or Mandarin?
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
“I hope this email finds you well” man I don’t
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"
June 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Update: the mayor was arrested today on felony charges of sexual abuse of four minors, and one count of possession of child pornography.
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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she’s so iconic
im so sorry..

that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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ice agent wokescold is some cumtown shit, AND YET
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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(lcd soundsystem shut up and play the hits voice) shut up and post the clips
Gavin Newsom is a presidential frontrunner in part because he not only talked the talk about fighting Trump, but came up with and executed a plan to actually do it. Other Democrats should take note. Words and stern letters ain’t sufficient.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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PAUL ATREIDES: May thy knife chip and shatter.

ME: [thought he said "have a good day"] You too!
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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me again
what a legend lmao
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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this is the correct approach
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
this might be a controversial opinion but this season’s most anticipated new anime, “Transported To A New World Where Everything Else Is The Same But It’s Totally Normal To Pee Your Pants”, feels a little derivative and boring
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM