Dandy G🍌
@dangyd.bsky.social
Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
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in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
Smiling serenely as I recall with perfect clarity every single white guy in sunglasses and a ball cap videoing himself in his truck about how important the Rule Of Law is in Are Country
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Smiling serenely as I recall with perfect clarity every single white guy in sunglasses and a ball cap videoing himself in his truck about how important the Rule Of Law is in Are Country
So I guess now is not a good time to remind our Vote Blue No Matter Who aunties about how Obama sent strike teams to liquidate foreign leaders in Africa under the guise of “being bad dudes”
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
So I guess now is not a good time to remind our Vote Blue No Matter Who aunties about how Obama sent strike teams to liquidate foreign leaders in Africa under the guise of “being bad dudes”
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
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polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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ON DEM POLLSTERS: “Their collective diagnosis is blunt: The Democratic Party has too often resisted the economic populism that—as its own data has shown for years—wins elections… repeatedly retreated into an outdated vision of centrism...” open.substack.com/pub/libertya...
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
ON DEM POLLSTERS: “Their collective diagnosis is blunt: The Democratic Party has too often resisted the economic populism that—as its own data has shown for years—wins elections… repeatedly retreated into an outdated vision of centrism...” open.substack.com/pub/libertya...
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i want to grow this blue sky account because i fucking hate twitter and everyone on it. people on twitter are dumb loser pedophiles who use grok to fulfill their deranged sexual fantasies. i hope those losers just die lmao. also tachyon
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
i want to grow this blue sky account because i fucking hate twitter and everyone on it. people on twitter are dumb loser pedophiles who use grok to fulfill their deranged sexual fantasies. i hope those losers just die lmao. also tachyon
Bari Weiss Please Shut The Fuck Up 2026 Challenge we are NOT off to a good start folks.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Bari Weiss Please Shut The Fuck Up 2026 Challenge we are NOT off to a good start folks.
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This is the "testing the waters" phase of the playbook. The GOP ecosystem targets groups like Somalis, Haitians, and trans people specifically because they've calculated that the average person's passive disapproval won't ever turn into active defense. They're exploiting public apathy.
i'm really having a hard time getting past the "surely we can all agree that Somalis are worse than trash" thing. this feels new and very bad
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This is the "testing the waters" phase of the playbook. The GOP ecosystem targets groups like Somalis, Haitians, and trans people specifically because they've calculated that the average person's passive disapproval won't ever turn into active defense. They're exploiting public apathy.
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starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
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Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen.
This is the way.
This is the way.
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen.
This is the way.
This is the way.
Did you know? Everyone on Earth is born in at least one year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Did you know? Everyone on Earth is born in at least one year.
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Update: like any good French liquor, this tastes like gasoline
DOP? French is AOP??? cider for new year. AOP means somewhere in France a farmer covered in mud squeezed these apples with his bare hands into a barrel made of virgin ash planks
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Update: like any good French liquor, this tastes like gasoline
It’s me I’m the cute bartender making the most lemon-filled whiskey sours you’ll never have
cw: alcohol
there's a cute bartender making me drinks in my kitchen
there's a cute bartender making me drinks in my kitchen
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It’s me I’m the cute bartender making the most lemon-filled whiskey sours you’ll never have
DOP? French is AOP??? cider for new year. AOP means somewhere in France a farmer covered in mud squeezed these apples with his bare hands into a barrel made of virgin ash planks
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
DOP? French is AOP??? cider for new year. AOP means somewhere in France a farmer covered in mud squeezed these apples with his bare hands into a barrel made of virgin ash planks
Almost certain my neighbors saw me run outside in a shirt and underwear to retrieve warm sweatpants from my car and put them on myself before going back inside
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Almost certain my neighbors saw me run outside in a shirt and underwear to retrieve warm sweatpants from my car and put them on myself before going back inside
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Beatings every 30 minutes. Beating genitals. Forcing men to drink filthy bath and toilet water. This is the report that Paramount/Skydance pulled down as part of its campaign to curry favor with the President for its bid to buy Warner Brothers. I'll discuss on @theweeknightmsnbc.bsky.social tonight.
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Beatings every 30 minutes. Beating genitals. Forcing men to drink filthy bath and toilet water. This is the report that Paramount/Skydance pulled down as part of its campaign to curry favor with the President for its bid to buy Warner Brothers. I'll discuss on @theweeknightmsnbc.bsky.social tonight.
Reminded a guy doing some pro-pedophile whataboutism very early into the Epstein files saga that he had a daughter (his bio bragged about it) and he spent a few days sending me nasty replies about how posting digs against his family is off limits
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reminded a guy doing some pro-pedophile whataboutism very early into the Epstein files saga that he had a daughter (his bio bragged about it) and he spent a few days sending me nasty replies about how posting digs against his family is off limits
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FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
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December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
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I don't really want to keep expanding on this right now I have work I need to do, so I'll just cut to the chase:
run on massive public works program and major infrastructure overhaul and things of that nature, offer to build bullet trains and talk about the value of public services
run on massive public works program and major infrastructure overhaul and things of that nature, offer to build bullet trains and talk about the value of public services
December 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don't really want to keep expanding on this right now I have work I need to do, so I'll just cut to the chase:
run on massive public works program and major infrastructure overhaul and things of that nature, offer to build bullet trains and talk about the value of public services
run on massive public works program and major infrastructure overhaul and things of that nature, offer to build bullet trains and talk about the value of public services
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
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welcome to the united stanford prison experiment of america
July 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
welcome to the united stanford prison experiment of america
sweet i'm a magick linguistics grad student
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
sweet i'm a magick linguistics grad student