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Read all about this case here: slate.com/news-and-pol...
Minnesotans Just Won a Huge Court Victory Against ICE
A federal judge required ICE to allow reasonable time for detainees at the Whipple detention center in Minneapolis to access legal counsel.
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February 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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ICE agents crashed directly into a 19-year-old refugee's car, pulled him out from the wreck, threw him on the ground, then rushed him off to detention before he could locate the immigration papers in his car that proved he's here lawfully. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...
J.I.B.C. is 19-years-old and has pending applications for Special Immigrant Juvenile status and asylum. (J.I.B.C. Decl. ¶ 1.) On January 13, 2026, he was leaving TMobile when another car struck his own. (Id. ¶¶ 3–4.) Agents surrounded him, opened the car doors, and wrenched him out. (Id. ¶ 4.) J.I.B.C. offered to show the agents his immigration documents, but the agents said they did not need to see them. (Id. ¶ 6.) When he pulled out his cell phone, the agents threw him to the ground. (Id. ¶ 5.) The immigration documents were left inside his car. (Id. ¶ 6.) Several hours after arriving at Whipple, J.I.B.C. was allowed one phone call. (Id. ¶¶ 8, 12.) There was no privacy—it was a shared phone, located in a hallway between cells with agents nearby. (Id. ¶ 12.) J.I.B.C. told his girlfriend he had been detained; she said she would find a lawyer. (Id. ¶ 13.) Agents told J.I.B.C. to tell her that he was going to El Paso, Texas. (Id.) That day, J.I.B.C. was transferred to Texas. (Id. ¶ 15.) During his weeklong detention, he was allowed only two calls. (Id. ¶ 22.) Officers pressured people to sign voluntary self-deportation papers; many did. (Id. ¶ 23.) Agents told J.I.B.C. that he would be detained longer if he fought his case. (Id.)
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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The government denied these detainees access to counsel and tried to whisk them out-of-state as quickly as possible to make it more difficult for their lawyers to assist them. As this court explains, ICE effectively suspended the Fifth Amendment in Minneapolis. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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shonen jump polls if they were honest:
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does anybody have a favorite stupid twink comic
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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I like vapes
February 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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horror movies should end with a blooper reel so you know everyone was just messing around and they are actually friends
February 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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every time i sit down to write something normal i write something extremely gay & abnormally horny. not reading any further into this.

freudian analyst rapidly scribbling on a legal pad: okay cool & what were they wearing in the last one?
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Nextdoor is wild as hell
February 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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me in Wutai after Yuffie just stole all my shit
February 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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ambulance outside of the marshall’s on fullerton… guess you really can shop til you drop :(
February 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
djfagotron.bsky.social
stop showing me the RFK Jr. video i do NOT need to see that
February 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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TRAUMPRINZ RELEASED HIS CATALOG ON BANDCAMP LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
djfagotron.bsky.social
message to de west:

get sillay
February 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
djfagotron.bsky.social
glad i decided to do crosswords all the time a couple years ago & now if i get over 5 minutes on an NYT weekday i start spiraling
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
djfagotron.bsky.social
'do we really have to order $150k worth of computers?' oh definitely not, we can have our new hires start on scratch paper & give them each an abacus. maybe we can build a cote for carrier pigeons on the roof.
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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linkedin recruiters loooooooooove asking people in full-time roles to take hourly contract work at insultingly low rates.
February 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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just remembered i share a birthday with terri schiavo
February 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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bnnuy
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
djfagotron.bsky.social
the 'sup, playa?' heard round the world.
February 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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neighbors are having a fire outside (or someone’s house is burning down but nobody liked them enough to call 911 idk). it’s none of my business! but it smells nice :)
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Beast mode
A snip from someone's bio that reads | NO WAR | NO GEN AI | YES YAOI |
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
djfagotron.bsky.social
remember the pre-worthless-rag era when they actually had good reporters in chicago & springfield & did actual political reporting?
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Chicago Magazine named Nick Fuentes #7 in its list of Top 50 powerful Chicagoans of 2025.
7, Nick Fuentes White Nationalist Streamer. Loathe him or loathe him, the 27 year old shock artist and Berwyn resident has an unnervingly large following. An antisemite who praised Hitler (“really fucking cool”) and a misogynist who says women shouldn’t have the right to vote, Fuentes is on the fringe of the fringe — but his influence has grown massively in the past year. The Lyons Township High School graduate loosely leads an army of far-tight fans known as the Groypers who aim to take over the Republican Party. However far-fetched that sounds, it became likelier after an October interview with Tucker Carlson in which Fuentes rallied against “organized Jewry in America” and caused a firestorm that split the MAGA coalition. Yet despite denunciations of Fuentes from mainstream Republicans, conservative cultural critic Rob Dreher says he’s been told 30-40% of young Republicans staffers in D.C. are groypers. With millions of followers turning into his racist screeds that would make Father Coughlin blush, we ignore Fuentes at our own peril.
February 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Baby I made you a mixtape
Playlist called what's this shit called love featuring songs such as what's this shit called love, baby you're so repulsive, I can't stand my baby, piss on your dog, my baby takes valium
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM