scammer: we have recorded the disgusting things you look at to pleasure yourself. give us $10,000 or we will show your family
girl who exclusively jerks off to her own mirror selfies, choking back tears: do you take klarna
girl who exclusively jerks off to her own mirror selfies, choking back tears: do you take klarna
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
scammer: we have recorded the disgusting things you look at to pleasure yourself. give us $10,000 or we will show your family
girl who exclusively jerks off to her own mirror selfies, choking back tears: do you take klarna
girl who exclusively jerks off to her own mirror selfies, choking back tears: do you take klarna
2am: no more crying for me please, I'm stuffed
630am: back to the fridge for more crying
630am: back to the fridge for more crying
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM
2am: no more crying for me please, I'm stuffed
630am: back to the fridge for more crying
630am: back to the fridge for more crying
Joe did the first person who had to face the consequences of her actions not kill herself
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Joe did the first person who had to face the consequences of her actions not kill herself
is there a way to use e621 that functions I'm thinking about getting into porn
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
is there a way to use e621 that functions I'm thinking about getting into porn
I think if you kidnap a head of state you're automatically at war with some people that seems logical to me
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I think if you kidnap a head of state you're automatically at war with some people that seems logical to me
being a trans woman is watching a man who sees you as a guy fumble all over himself because he's attracted to you and doesn't understand and thinks you must be his best friend so he calls you brother every five seconds and tells you how cool you are
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
being a trans woman is watching a man who sees you as a guy fumble all over himself because he's attracted to you and doesn't understand and thinks you must be his best friend so he calls you brother every five seconds and tells you how cool you are
what if everyone in the world actually was mad at you and it really was your fault
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
what if everyone in the world actually was mad at you and it really was your fault
guy who's only ever read Octavia butler watching pluribus for the first time: getting a lot of Octavia butler vibes from this
the dude who made pluribus: that's correct
the dude who made pluribus: that's correct
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
guy who's only ever read Octavia butler watching pluribus for the first time: getting a lot of Octavia butler vibes from this
the dude who made pluribus: that's correct
the dude who made pluribus: that's correct
Vince Gillian: what if everyone on earth was dickeating
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Vince Gillian: what if everyone on earth was dickeating
being really bad at art & making a passable doodle feels like a soft dick on jeans
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
being really bad at art & making a passable doodle feels like a soft dick on jeans
(feeling stressed) gotta flip the light switches off just right tonight or my house will burn down cause the circuit isn't connected
(feeling good) a couple extra flips of the light, why not? a couple extra cause we earned it. wouldn't wanna die in a fire tonight. would be a waste of a good night!
(feeling good) a couple extra flips of the light, why not? a couple extra cause we earned it. wouldn't wanna die in a fire tonight. would be a waste of a good night!
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
(feeling stressed) gotta flip the light switches off just right tonight or my house will burn down cause the circuit isn't connected
(feeling good) a couple extra flips of the light, why not? a couple extra cause we earned it. wouldn't wanna die in a fire tonight. would be a waste of a good night!
(feeling good) a couple extra flips of the light, why not? a couple extra cause we earned it. wouldn't wanna die in a fire tonight. would be a waste of a good night!
wiping my face after the hot clown girl creampies me
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
wiping my face after the hot clown girl creampies me
when the hot clown girl says she's gonna cream pie you but afterwards you gotta wipe your face
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
when the hot clown girl says she's gonna cream pie you but afterwards you gotta wipe your face
when the hot clown girl offers you a cream pie and you have to wipe your face after
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
when the hot clown girl offers you a cream pie and you have to wipe your face after
I'm scared to raise my children in this post-nut clarity
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm scared to raise my children in this post-nut clarity
I'm scared to raise my children in this post-6/7 society
December 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm scared to raise my children in this post-6/7 society
every house got the thermostat roommate
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
every house got the thermostat roommate
a penny should get you at least something
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
a penny should get you at least something
coming up with the most woke thought of my life there is no such thing as a mental disorder
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
coming up with the most woke thought of my life there is no such thing as a mental disorder
yeah I read they're more likely to experience abuse than be abusive because NPD is not what anyone is actually talking about when they say narcissism
Anyone ever read anything good about narcissism?
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
yeah I read they're more likely to experience abuse than be abusive because NPD is not what anyone is actually talking about when they say narcissism
just struggled to open the door at McDonald's and a kid, maybe 5 or 6yrs old, had to help me
it's not that hard to mask on public transit even if you're monogamous
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
just struggled to open the door at McDonald's and a kid, maybe 5 or 6yrs old, had to help me
it's not that hard to mask on public transit even if you're monogamous
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
it's not that hard to mask on public transit even if you're monogamous