monogamy... polyamory... I'm GONNA find a way to be toxic
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 AM
monogamy... polyamory... I'm GONNA find a way to be toxic
Andrew hussie at the furcon Homestuck at furry convention tumblr's long delayed climax falls to a ruined orgasm
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Andrew hussie at the furcon Homestuck at furry convention tumblr's long delayed climax falls to a ruined orgasm
so you can just link to any twitch channel and go live even if it's not yours and even if it's not live
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
so you can just link to any twitch channel and go live even if it's not yours and even if it's not live
streaming service? more like steaming service. what a pile of crap! 🤣
January 18, 2026 at 4:33 PM
streaming service? more like steaming service. what a pile of crap! 🤣
bluesky is in a moment of crisis. they have not decided if power users should be funny and have interesting things to say, or if they should post links to articles someone else wrote
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 PM
bluesky is in a moment of crisis. they have not decided if power users should be funny and have interesting things to say, or if they should post links to articles someone else wrote
fallout director: I want every single commercial break to feel like the end of the episode. I want the pacing to feel jarring as fuck. I want you to feel like you're watching 5 separate shows at once
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
fallout director: I want every single commercial break to feel like the end of the episode. I want the pacing to feel jarring as fuck. I want you to feel like you're watching 5 separate shows at once
northernlion claiming he's gotten more autistic recently is another notch in my quiver regarding my theory that fatherhood is an inherently autistic experience
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
northernlion claiming he's gotten more autistic recently is another notch in my quiver regarding my theory that fatherhood is an inherently autistic experience
plural bitches:
❌ he
❌ she
❌ they
✅ We
❌ she
❌ they
✅ We
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
plural bitches:
really mad that the cashier doesn't care I have a big penis
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
really mad that the cashier doesn't care I have a big penis
cvs cases are so annoying I gotta specifically tell them I need the big condoms so they can bring them to the counter and I have to tell the cashier about my huge penis
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
cvs cases are so annoying I gotta specifically tell them I need the big condoms so they can bring them to the counter and I have to tell the cashier about my huge penis
when the hell do you get this prompt
YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
when the hell do you get this prompt
Charlie Brown had hoes
columbo saying "just one more thing" and he pulls out a huge handgun
January 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Charlie Brown had hoes
greenland seems like such a random choice
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
greenland seems like such a random choice
hi there 👋 offline people researcher here 👋 I have a doctorate in hanging out and socializing & my research has shown me it does not reflect real life
I would love to know what percentage of Twitter's myriad frothing at the mouth racists are teenagers, what percentage are bots, etc. I want to know to what extent the sudden ubiquity of these people on Twitter over the last few years does or does not reflect a disturbing trend in real life.
January 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM
hi there 👋 offline people researcher here 👋 I have a doctorate in hanging out and socializing & my research has shown me it does not reflect real life
nato countries and the u.s. calmly repositioning all their soldiers for total war sounds like a lot
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
nato countries and the u.s. calmly repositioning all their soldiers for total war sounds like a lot
how I feel when I get a flurry of good dunks in a row
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
how I feel when I get a flurry of good dunks in a row
introducing a bill that would force each ice officer to wear a custom silly hat. over time it will be impossible not to identify different officers: the frog one, the house shaped one, others
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
introducing a bill that would force each ice officer to wear a custom silly hat. over time it will be impossible not to identify different officers: the frog one, the house shaped one, others
I can't stop dipping on this post. it not only completely misses the point, it's also worse at what it's trying to do than what we already have, and it makes you wonder what sort of thought process someone who comes up with this might have
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I can't stop dipping on this post. it not only completely misses the point, it's also worse at what it's trying to do than what we already have, and it makes you wonder what sort of thought process someone who comes up with this might have
every 3rd officer scanned gets you $100 in bonus bets at draft kings casino
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
every 3rd officer scanned gets you $100 in bonus bets at draft kings casino
trying to film police brutality but my phone keeps prompting me to open the local Chili's menu
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
trying to film police brutality but my phone keeps prompting me to open the local Chili's menu
amiibo ICE officer
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
amiibo ICE officer
wow!
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
wow!
Ashley st Clair ur obsessed with me
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Ashley st Clair ur obsessed with me