it's so swollen and needy 😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
it's so swollen and needy 😭
you propagandized fools
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
you propagandized fools
columbo invented the anime boy head scratch
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
columbo invented the anime boy head scratch
me when the guy I hate dies of old age
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
me when the guy I hate dies of old age
get your shit together
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
get your shit together
Americans practicing their 6am tweets for soccer season
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Americans practicing their 6am tweets for soccer season
"you will never be a woman"
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"you will never be a woman"
no I promise you I really am fucking stupid I'm so fucking stupid
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
no I promise you I really am fucking stupid I'm so fucking stupid
setting up a saw trap for myself:
if I can beat my ADHD & remember this before using the mouse again I'm fine, if not I get stabbed in the wrist four times
if I can beat my ADHD & remember this before using the mouse again I'm fine, if not I get stabbed in the wrist four times
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
setting up a saw trap for myself:
if I can beat my ADHD & remember this before using the mouse again I'm fine, if not I get stabbed in the wrist four times
if I can beat my ADHD & remember this before using the mouse again I'm fine, if not I get stabbed in the wrist four times
"is the flour the cake or is the sugar the cake?" the cake is a whole greater than the sum of its parts
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"is the flour the cake or is the sugar the cake?" the cake is a whole greater than the sum of its parts
trying out some new stand up
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
trying out some new stand up
just noticed something and understand why she hates us
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
just noticed something and understand why she hates us
wore my losers club shirt to finish It
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
wore my losers club shirt to finish It
just got my med bed card I can't believe they kept this from us
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
just got my med bed card I can't believe they kept this from us
call my penis small the way I can 'fit
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
call my penis small the way I can 'fit