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All computers are male. This is the same way that ships are all female. There is no explanation for this it’s just the way things are
wtf is the point of toenails other than bonus pain
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
you know the tv guest on some legendary shit when they start going through their argument in numbered list format. if you hear “and third” get dropped on tv it’s over the other guy might blow his head off live
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Mf classmate hoed me and sold my number to robocallers when i added my number for the group project chat
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
how do i short this
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sir your ‘near peer adversary’ has very visibly pissed its pants in front of everyone again can we please take it off the list so we can reorientate to indopacom
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
had a dream where i was the president and had to survive an assassination attempt among other things anyway i woke up from that dream with a headache and nosebleed so thanks whatever federal shadow agency was responsible for that
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
guy who goes to a concert for the music
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Going down I-395 just got cut off by a huge flying pink thing with wings i think it dinged my mirror or something
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
going up to a cute girl and hitting on her in the Young Adult White Male YouTube Shorts Voice & Speech Cadence
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
mom they’re snatching defeat from the jaws of victory again
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
getting really horny and going to the boobs wikipedia page
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
man i fucking hate this plane stretch its wings out
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
excited for blue origin launch :3c
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Now if that happened to a normal person, they’d probably be pretty mad, vengeful even! But i’m a bigger person than that, i’m more mature and confident in myself. So I really just want you killed, not tortured and then killed
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i don’t want a “judgement free” environment i want a perception free environment where everyone sees everyone else as a censored black rectangle
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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- #Syria’s President Ahmed al-Sharaa & Foreign Minister @AsaadHShaibani playing basketball with @CENTCOM Commander Admiral Cooper & @CJTFOIR Commander BG Kevin Lambert.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
mfw i walk into target get immediately lock stared at by 3-6 employees all fake smiling as my flight or flight survival response kicks in
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
gave her bipolar medication wrapped in ham and peanut butter can’t believe she fell for it
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i’ve been nightmare screen blending, one hour fox news one hour medias touch and eventually after enough radicalization i’ll be the median voter too
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The saga of Gemini and baby turtle.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Change in Headline
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
you should get paid for being a good person. ubi for people who keep to themselves but aren’t antisocial freaks. good boy points should be legal tender and accepted for all financial transactions
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Villains used to obfuscate. They looked normal on tv and said things like "Fiscal discipline." Now you have grotesque guys hissing "Empathy is weakness" like a cartoon
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM