Dandy G🍌
@dangyd.bsky.social
Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
Blessed? Cursed? with Ohio-shaped stunner shades
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Blessed? Cursed? with Ohio-shaped stunner shades
please...plug monkey....into computer.....
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
please...plug monkey....into computer.....
If Hitler held US office today this is how they’d cover him immediately after “Holocaustgate” dropped
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If Hitler held US office today this is how they’d cover him immediately after “Holocaustgate” dropped
Spooked my guts off last night w/ @cattybog.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Spooked my guts off last night w/ @cattybog.bsky.social
You don’t have to just believe it - you can see the standards relax with your own two eyes
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You don’t have to just believe it - you can see the standards relax with your own two eyes
like it’s wild to see how D&D GMs use obsidian to organize their campaigns and fictional universes
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
like it’s wild to see how D&D GMs use obsidian to organize their campaigns and fictional universes
Aoooooo (that’s my dog yellin)
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Aoooooo (that’s my dog yellin)
I wasn’t going to point out to him how I saw his other posts (including ANIME LOLI CONQUISTADOR FANART + Post about white replacement theory)
“Uhhh Sorry i don’t live my life online!!” you can’t fool me evil demon
“Uhhh Sorry i don’t live my life online!!” you can’t fool me evil demon
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wasn’t going to point out to him how I saw his other posts (including ANIME LOLI CONQUISTADOR FANART + Post about white replacement theory)
“Uhhh Sorry i don’t live my life online!!” you can’t fool me evil demon
“Uhhh Sorry i don’t live my life online!!” you can’t fool me evil demon
That feel when you’re a real human
October 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That feel when you’re a real human
Just saw Tron Ares and there’s this cool kiosk the movie workers use that tells you how bad the movie is tanking
There’s more showings before and after this one but tldr: Regal has 2000+ seats per night for the new Disney movie less than a week after release and sold like 20 seats lmfao
There’s more showings before and after this one but tldr: Regal has 2000+ seats per night for the new Disney movie less than a week after release and sold like 20 seats lmfao
October 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just saw Tron Ares and there’s this cool kiosk the movie workers use that tells you how bad the movie is tanking
There’s more showings before and after this one but tldr: Regal has 2000+ seats per night for the new Disney movie less than a week after release and sold like 20 seats lmfao
There’s more showings before and after this one but tldr: Regal has 2000+ seats per night for the new Disney movie less than a week after release and sold like 20 seats lmfao
Pizza shop floor has dealt an ominous tarot reading for me today….
October 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pizza shop floor has dealt an ominous tarot reading for me today….
Somebody ditched their galaxy gas can in my yard. Dog for scale
October 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Somebody ditched their galaxy gas can in my yard. Dog for scale
opening a transvestigation on this brave patriot.
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
opening a transvestigation on this brave patriot.
Alright I finally caved and bought Labubu for Dudes.
For anyone wondering Maschinen Krieger is a Japanese line of retro-futuristic scifi figurine kits. I bought this for the Ma.K. not for the Labubu I promise
For anyone wondering Maschinen Krieger is a Japanese line of retro-futuristic scifi figurine kits. I bought this for the Ma.K. not for the Labubu I promise
September 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Alright I finally caved and bought Labubu for Dudes.
For anyone wondering Maschinen Krieger is a Japanese line of retro-futuristic scifi figurine kits. I bought this for the Ma.K. not for the Labubu I promise
For anyone wondering Maschinen Krieger is a Japanese line of retro-futuristic scifi figurine kits. I bought this for the Ma.K. not for the Labubu I promise
Don’t worry, our nation’s finest minds are cracking this case wide open
September 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Don’t worry, our nation’s finest minds are cracking this case wide open
Me when the manhunt i personally orchestrated fails to hunt the man
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me when the manhunt i personally orchestrated fails to hunt the man
"You will never know what purity is"
September 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"You will never know what purity is"
Getting tacos what yall want
September 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Getting tacos what yall want
This is how children fight
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is how children fight
It has little zebra head paldrons!!!! But yes uhh we don’t speak of the Kente cloth gundam. Or Tequila Gundam
August 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It has little zebra head paldrons!!!! But yes uhh we don’t speak of the Kente cloth gundam. Or Tequila Gundam