The Comfy Dude
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I will never stop gaming.
As Terry Pratchett observed, if the animal you're scared of lives on the same landmass as you then it's just a matter of distance
i probably worry too much about being bitten on the testicles by twelve foot python that came up through my toilet for a man who lives in toronto canada
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
As Terry Pratchett observed, if the animal you're scared of lives on the same landmass as you then it's just a matter of distance
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getting very upset because the cabal of evil people I joined does some evil I don't approve of
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
getting very upset because the cabal of evil people I joined does some evil I don't approve of
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that's too many impacts
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
that's too many impacts
this is really fucked up to hear about Chappell Roan paying tribute to Bridgette Bardot. You're telling me that's been a different person from Adrienne Barbeau this whole time?
December 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
this is really fucked up to hear about Chappell Roan paying tribute to Bridgette Bardot. You're telling me that's been a different person from Adrienne Barbeau this whole time?
Wait til they find put what percentage Trump got in 2024!!
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wait til they find put what percentage Trump got in 2024!!
Hardly a new observation but: given the body count associated with Elon's gutting of USAID, I assume he's saying "people will die" approvingly
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hardly a new observation but: given the body count associated with Elon's gutting of USAID, I assume he's saying "people will die" approvingly
I bought some garbage bags from the grocery store earlier, and that had a more significant impact on my finances than paying $8 billion will for Mark Zuckerberg
Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I bought some garbage bags from the grocery store earlier, and that had a more significant impact on my finances than paying $8 billion will for Mark Zuckerberg
Narrator: Foul Tarnished!
Teletubbies: Fow Tarnish! [Giggle and run around]
Narrator: Emboldened by the flame of ambition!
Teletubbies: [fall on the floor and roll around laughing]
Narrator: Nooooo.
Teletubbies: [reluctantly standing back up] Noooo...
Teletubbies: Fow Tarnish! [Giggle and run around]
Narrator: Emboldened by the flame of ambition!
Teletubbies: [fall on the floor and roll around laughing]
Narrator: Nooooo.
Teletubbies: [reluctantly standing back up] Noooo...
teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
December 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Narrator: Foul Tarnished!
Teletubbies: Fow Tarnish! [Giggle and run around]
Narrator: Emboldened by the flame of ambition!
Teletubbies: [fall on the floor and roll around laughing]
Narrator: Nooooo.
Teletubbies: [reluctantly standing back up] Noooo...
Teletubbies: Fow Tarnish! [Giggle and run around]
Narrator: Emboldened by the flame of ambition!
Teletubbies: [fall on the floor and roll around laughing]
Narrator: Nooooo.
Teletubbies: [reluctantly standing back up] Noooo...
She hoc on my key til I puck
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
She hoc on my key til I puck
To be fair that's also how I conduct conversations
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
To be fair that's also how I conduct conversations
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do they not know how mailbox flags work
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
do they not know how mailbox flags work
My experience of the DMV is that you wait in line for a bit and then get what you came for and leave.
My experience of Elon Musk is that he does not care whether what he says is true or whether what he does harms people. I wouldn't trust him to microwave a fucking burrito for me.
My experience of Elon Musk is that he does not care whether what he says is true or whether what he does harms people. I wouldn't trust him to microwave a fucking burrito for me.
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My experience of the DMV is that you wait in line for a bit and then get what you came for and leave.
My experience of Elon Musk is that he does not care whether what he says is true or whether what he does harms people. I wouldn't trust him to microwave a fucking burrito for me.
My experience of Elon Musk is that he does not care whether what he says is true or whether what he does harms people. I wouldn't trust him to microwave a fucking burrito for me.
I watched a Doctor Who Christmas special and an episode of Smiling Friends and didn't find myself moved to post any racist screeds about immigration because I'm not an insane freak who looks and acts like fucking Gollum
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I watched a Doctor Who Christmas special and an episode of Smiling Friends and didn't find myself moved to post any racist screeds about immigration because I'm not an insane freak who looks and acts like fucking Gollum
For the love of God, Frog!
Yes, for the love of God!
Yes, for the love of God!
“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!”
“I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
“I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For the love of God, Frog!
Yes, for the love of God!
Yes, for the love of God!
Fantasy fiction is such an underserved market, there are so few works of fantasy fiction of any kind, why should I need anything to distinguish myself from the rest of the field other than being some dude
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Fantasy fiction is such an underserved market, there are so few works of fantasy fiction of any kind, why should I need anything to distinguish myself from the rest of the field other than being some dude
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
Die Hard is German for "the hard"
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Die Hard is German for "the hard"
Spoilers for late period Frasier but this remains one of my favorite physical comedy bits ever
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Spoilers for late period Frasier but this remains one of my favorite physical comedy bits ever
I've seen things you muggles wouldn't believe. Attack broomsticks on fire off the shoulder of Azkaban. I watched Golden Snitches glitter in the dark near Platform 9¾. All those moments will be lost in time. Like polyjuice potion in the rain. Time to expelliarmus.
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I've seen things you muggles wouldn't believe. Attack broomsticks on fire off the shoulder of Azkaban. I watched Golden Snitches glitter in the dark near Platform 9¾. All those moments will be lost in time. Like polyjuice potion in the rain. Time to expelliarmus.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
PAUL ATREIDES: May thy knife chip and shatter.
ME: [thought he said "have a good day"] You too!
ME: [thought he said "have a good day"] You too!
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
PAUL ATREIDES: May thy knife chip and shatter.
ME: [thought he said "have a good day"] You too!
ME: [thought he said "have a good day"] You too!