The Cold Dude
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I will never stop gaming.
She straight up thought the Grab Them By The Pussy guy who was on TV joking about how Epstein likes them young was OPPOSED to the sex trafficking operation. Incredible
Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted the Epstein files were blocked by Trump:
“He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.”
“He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.”
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
She straight up thought the Grab Them By The Pussy guy who was on TV joking about how Epstein likes them young was OPPOSED to the sex trafficking operation. Incredible
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
sometimes all a video game scene was needing was the right score
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
sometimes all a video game scene was needing was the right score
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THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
Winnie the pooh jumpscare
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Winnie the pooh jumpscare
![This and the following three images are screenshots of Futurama with captions provided by Morbotron:
BENDER: [having been found unconscious in a scrap yard in unknown circumstances] Please, I'm scared.
SCRAPYARD WORKER: We're all scared, it's the human condition. Why do you thinks I put on this tough-guy facade? Now beat it!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mypf5hxdajnpw5vguoyeyhd/bafkreigjcq226ebrmfvp2rc4e6xoadstkfmdqgvupvq6mqbur42s7zibd4@jpeg)
I got my son a can of seltzer water and said "you're hydration pilled. You're drink maxxing" and he begged me to stop
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I got my son a can of seltzer water and said "you're hydration pilled. You're drink maxxing" and he begged me to stop
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Large fan of "old video game character with a name that was innocent at the time, made into a problem now"
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Large fan of "old video game character with a name that was innocent at the time, made into a problem now"
They should change the rules so you can pass something with 49 votes, in honor of the percentage of votes they got in the election
Thanks to Susan Collins, Rs now claim to have secured 51 votes in the Senate & will thus move into the phrase of pressuring Senators to nuke the filibuster. If this pressure campaign succeeds, their voter suppression bill, the Save America Act, becomes law. Thread. #NoOnSave
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
They should change the rules so you can pass something with 49 votes, in honor of the percentage of votes they got in the election
If you're on the side of violence then violence is your reward. Can't take a bite of the meal you prepared and say it isn't to your liking
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If you're on the side of violence then violence is your reward. Can't take a bite of the meal you prepared and say it isn't to your liking
Disco elysium quote bot taking note of how long it's been since anyone heard from Mitch McConnell
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Disco elysium quote bot taking note of how long it's been since anyone heard from Mitch McConnell
Theo Von thinking it's bad to have a low IQ is wild. This is the guy who thought ju-jitsu was a type of dog
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Theo Von thinking it's bad to have a low IQ is wild. This is the guy who thought ju-jitsu was a type of dog
Happy Friday the 13th to all my fellow text and drivers
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Happy Friday the 13th to all my fellow text and drivers
It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Pagliacci! You know that new act you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Pagliacci! You know that new act you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!
If you hate your job just quit
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
If you hate your job just quit
CHARLIE: You know, I was just reading about how um, Pagliacci is coming in town.
PIM: Who is that? Who's Pagliacci?
CHARLIE: Uh it just says here that Pagliacci is coming in town. And by the looks of it it's like super soon. I'm just telling you what I'm reading here, you know as much as I know
PIM: Who is that? Who's Pagliacci?
CHARLIE: Uh it just says here that Pagliacci is coming in town. And by the looks of it it's like super soon. I'm just telling you what I'm reading here, you know as much as I know
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
CHARLIE: You know, I was just reading about how um, Pagliacci is coming in town.
PIM: Who is that? Who's Pagliacci?
CHARLIE: Uh it just says here that Pagliacci is coming in town. And by the looks of it it's like super soon. I'm just telling you what I'm reading here, you know as much as I know
PIM: Who is that? Who's Pagliacci?
CHARLIE: Uh it just says here that Pagliacci is coming in town. And by the looks of it it's like super soon. I'm just telling you what I'm reading here, you know as much as I know
WIFE: I just feel like you're off in your own world all the time. When we talk it's like you're not even paying attention to me. You know it's our anniversary tomorrow, right? You remember that? Were you going to do anything?
HUSBAND: Actually, yes I was. Have you heard of great clown Pagliacci?
HUSBAND: Actually, yes I was. Have you heard of great clown Pagliacci?
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
WIFE: I just feel like you're off in your own world all the time. When we talk it's like you're not even paying attention to me. You know it's our anniversary tomorrow, right? You remember that? Were you going to do anything?
HUSBAND: Actually, yes I was. Have you heard of great clown Pagliacci?
HUSBAND: Actually, yes I was. Have you heard of great clown Pagliacci?
They made a sequel to High On Life? The game where your gun is JD Vance?
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
They made a sequel to High On Life? The game where your gun is JD Vance?
Probably going to buy a cryptic crossword book to distract from the fact that there are wandering gangs of murderers employed by the president to kidnap people and the opposition party is objecting as little as possible because they do kinda want those people to be kidnapped
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Probably going to buy a cryptic crossword book to distract from the fact that there are wandering gangs of murderers employed by the president to kidnap people and the opposition party is objecting as little as possible because they do kinda want those people to be kidnapped
I wish the internet was always like this. Was a real treat to not look at his username until the end
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I wish the internet was always like this. Was a real treat to not look at his username until the end
Is he saying a right wing talking point or is he just discussing the history of the country?
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Is he saying a right wing talking point or is he just discussing the history of the country?
classic right wing playbook: imagine something that sounds kinda cool. WELL IT'S MY NIGHTMARE AND I IMAGINE YOURS AS WELL
Both these options sound objectively amazing, why do racists keep assuming everyone's racist?
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
classic right wing playbook: imagine something that sounds kinda cool. WELL IT'S MY NIGHTMARE AND I IMAGINE YOURS AS WELL
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Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\