Waffle 🧇
@wafflecut.bsky.social
I’m actually very easygoing and chill so shut up
Los Angeles, he/him, bald
Los Angeles, he/him, bald
Going to the desert for a few nights, let me know if anything really funny happens
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Going to the desert for a few nights, let me know if anything really funny happens
The funniest was the lawsuit over lobster tacos, and whether this crustacean is too fucked up to call lobster
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The funniest was the lawsuit over lobster tacos, and whether this crustacean is too fucked up to call lobster
This is a very accurate description of how a lot of people feel, and that’s so weird to me. It’s almost a tautology. “Why don’t we get mad at republicans? Because we don’t hold them responsible for what they do.” We already noticed that! That’s why we brought it up in the first place!
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This is a very accurate description of how a lot of people feel, and that’s so weird to me. It’s almost a tautology. “Why don’t we get mad at republicans? Because we don’t hold them responsible for what they do.” We already noticed that! That’s why we brought it up in the first place!
Love that while digging up a picture of Barstow’s old flag / logo thing, I found a story about the City Council banning the mayor from city hall. That’s the most Barstow thing ever. Every time I glance their way, it makes me say, wow, what the fuck are they doing over there now?
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Love that while digging up a picture of Barstow’s old flag / logo thing, I found a story about the City Council banning the mayor from city hall. That’s the most Barstow thing ever. Every time I glance their way, it makes me say, wow, what the fuck are they doing over there now?
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
i see she’s read theory
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i see she’s read theory
This is top tier internet
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This is top tier internet
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Jesus Waffle. What are you putting this shit in my eye holes for???
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Jesus Waffle. What are you putting this shit in my eye holes for???
*low voice* Hey, I have some real bad discourse, want to see?
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
*low voice* Hey, I have some real bad discourse, want to see?
Quoting an old thread to share one of the ultimate middle aged dad records
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Quoting an old thread to share one of the ultimate middle aged dad records
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Oh wait, _that_ kind of Star Trek fetishism. Sorry about the jpeg, I don’t know how to remove it.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Oh wait, _that_ kind of Star Trek fetishism. Sorry about the jpeg, I don’t know how to remove it.
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Is Bernie wearing his meme coat?
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Is Bernie wearing his meme coat?
I think my mom is going for the world record in most announcements
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I think my mom is going for the world record in most announcements
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Blood and soil nationalism is bad except for when I get to determine who is a real New Yorker.
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Blood and soil nationalism is bad except for when I get to determine who is a real New Yorker.
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
I wish I could swap nozzles as quickly in real life.
December 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I wish I could swap nozzles as quickly in real life.
I downloaded Power Wash Simulator as a joke and now my entire family is playing it. We’ll all be sitting on the couch with our separate devices being like “psssshhhhwsshhwssshhhh”
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I downloaded Power Wash Simulator as a joke and now my entire family is playing it. We’ll all be sitting on the couch with our separate devices being like “psssshhhhwsshhwssshhhh”
Wet egg sounds like something they’d have to make on the great British bake off
(introducing my wet leg cover band) we're wet egg
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wet egg sounds like something they’d have to make on the great British bake off
My 7yo has started singing the bass to the bone riff after he makes a joke and holy shit
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My 7yo has started singing the bass to the bone riff after he makes a joke and holy shit
But hard cardio is so much more brutal than hard resistance training. This is playing in my head on repeat every time I run.
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
But hard cardio is so much more brutal than hard resistance training. This is playing in my head on repeat every time I run.
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
Reposted by Waffle 🧇
The correct pronunciation of “banal” and “canal” is obvious if you temporarily ignore the first letter in each case
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The correct pronunciation of “banal” and “canal” is obvious if you temporarily ignore the first letter in each case
He’s right, they’re less blue in the new avatar. I checked. Wtf.
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He’s right, they’re less blue in the new avatar. I checked. Wtf.