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I’m actually very easygoing and chill so shut up

Los Angeles, he/him, bald
Workshopping some alternate jokes

- Throw this down into the burning ring of fire
- Bullshit level here is six feet high and rising
- Read this article just to see if I can still feel
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My favorite country singer is Johnny Cash, my favorite movie is The Godfather, and my book is The Great Gatsby. Time to get online and post some opinions.
Totally unrelated to the other discourse when the fuck are the “I don’t like country music but…” people gonna quit with the Johnny Cash shit?

We get it. You’re fucking cool. The man’s been dead for 13 years Columbus a different hillbilly already.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Totally unrelated to the other discourse when the fuck are the “I don’t like country music but…” people gonna quit with the Johnny Cash shit?

We get it. You’re fucking cool. The man’s been dead for 13 years Columbus a different hillbilly already.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Awesome how we elected the cornfield kid from that one Twilight Zone
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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I didn't know this show existed. I should to see it.

Weirdly, Richard Garfield, the inventor of Magic: The Gathering, is the great-great-grandson of President Garfield.

He told me that once, after a lecture, a student came up to tell him that he was a g-g-grandnephew of Guiteau. 😲
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The more Bond (and Mission Impossible, for that matter) lean on continuity, the less fun they get. Just do whatever. Remember when they rebooted Bond with Craig but kept Judi Dench from the Brosnan movies? That ruled.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Remember the time George got blackout wasted on ether
May 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Don’t watch the one where the train comes right at you until you’re ready. Shocking imagery if you’re not used to it!
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I always recommend starting from the beginning with Horse Running, and then from there you can skip ahead to Workers Leaving the Factory
A thing which surprises everyone, especially people I date, is that I don't watch movies. I've never seen a Wes Anderson film, I've seen only the Departed and half of Taxi Driver from Scorsese. More facts would just hurt you.

I feel I don't understand what makes movies good. Help me with recs!
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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why are you all looking at me
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reading the news is like watching a ton of different of trolley problem Let’s Plays in a row
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It’s a problem with that acronym, because almost everything works for both referents

“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Does anyone have recommendations for horror movies for a 7 year old? For reference, he both loves and is genuinely scared by the intro to the Thriller music video.
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Do you have any idea how bad your macroeconomics argument has to be for *me* to notice?
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Now THIS is an economics argument
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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the most baffling Sunday at Our local grocery
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I always bring up the sheer majesty and variety of supermarket frozen pizza these days.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What I like about the mamdani sign meme generator is that you can edit everything except the word “for”. I like seeing how people work that in.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM