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@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Scatterbrained ape. Multi-hundredaire. Consequentialist getting increasingly fed up with your deontological malarkey.
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Escape From Vault Disney #147: "The Sign of Zorro"
YouTube video by Tony Goldmark
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And finally, wrapping up the week of @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social episodes on my YouTube channel, we've got @doggans.com's Guest's Choice episode, THE SIGN OF ZORRO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU_E...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU_E...
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Bill Maher looks like someone drew a frowny face on a penis
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Bill Maher looks like someone drew a frowny face on a penis
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This person is deathly afraid of the idea that trans people might have political allies in the Democratic Party because their greatest dream in life is to be an oppressed class.
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 AM
This person is deathly afraid of the idea that trans people might have political allies in the Democratic Party because their greatest dream in life is to be an oppressed class.
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Cool. Good job. You're not who I'm talking about. I wish you'd stop defending the do-nothings I AM talking about, weirdo.
i voted for kamala harris in wisconsin. what state did you vote for her in, @tonygoldmark.bsky.social ?
February 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Cool. Good job. You're not who I'm talking about. I wish you'd stop defending the do-nothings I AM talking about, weirdo.
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Someone tell Mr. Grossly Normal that one of the leaders of Uncommitted/Abandon Biden/Harris "movement" is not only a Kremlin stooge vetted through Jill Stein, but hasn't shown up to a single damn protest against Trump.
February 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Someone tell Mr. Grossly Normal that one of the leaders of Uncommitted/Abandon Biden/Harris "movement" is not only a Kremlin stooge vetted through Jill Stein, but hasn't shown up to a single damn protest against Trump.
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This is great but to make it truly apt there actually should be two life rafts to choose between, and the other one is filled with poisonous snakes.
February 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This is great but to make it truly apt there actually should be two life rafts to choose between, and the other one is filled with poisonous snakes.
Texas was already trending less and less red every election until the whole country stupidly touched the hot stove in 2024. Now that everyone realizes touching the hot stove hurts, there's a VERY solid chance Texas will become the next big swing state from 2028 on.
‘South Texas will never be red again’: Home builders warn GOP over Trump’s immigration raids
‘South Texas will never be red again’: Home builders warn GOP over Trump’s immigration raids
Construction executives have held multiple meetings over the last month with the White House and Congress to discuss immigration busts on job sites.
dlvr.it
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Texas was already trending less and less red every election until the whole country stupidly touched the hot stove in 2024. Now that everyone realizes touching the hot stove hurts, there's a VERY solid chance Texas will become the next big swing state from 2028 on.
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‘South Texas will never be red again’: Home builders warn GOP over Trump’s immigration raids
‘South Texas will never be red again’: Home builders warn GOP over Trump’s immigration raids
Construction executives have held multiple meetings over the last month with the White House and Congress to discuss immigration busts on job sites.
dlvr.it
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
‘South Texas will never be red again’: Home builders warn GOP over Trump’s immigration raids
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
one party is literally terrorizing entire communities, openly campaigned on doing so, and that third of the electorate chose not to vote against that because they've been indoctrinated by capitalism to view voting as another form of shopping
damn thats crazy. there’s a whole third of the electorate that could be scooped up but the parties keep choosing not to? sounds like a Them Problem
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
one party is literally terrorizing entire communities, openly campaigned on doing so, and that third of the electorate chose not to vote against that because they've been indoctrinated by capitalism to view voting as another form of shopping
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I think these people know what the right thing is but are too childish to admit their elders are right.
Anyone with a teen in the house should recognize this behavior.
Anyone with a teen in the house should recognize this behavior.
One of the funniest things I've seen on this site in some time
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I think these people know what the right thing is but are too childish to admit their elders are right.
Anyone with a teen in the house should recognize this behavior.
Anyone with a teen in the house should recognize this behavior.
"Bill Maher looks like a pre-burned Freddy Kruger." - @agatha-vile.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
"Bill Maher looks like a pre-burned Freddy Kruger." - @agatha-vile.bsky.social
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If you're fear mongering about fertility rates, this is what you're asking for.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
If you're fear mongering about fertility rates, this is what you're asking for.
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You gonna keep crashing out from the sidelines, or are you going to bother to actually try and do something? Apathy masquerading as elitism in order to not risk failure sure seems to be the hump you can't get over. Perhaps show up to a local dem meeting and pitch in if you have some ideas?
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
You gonna keep crashing out from the sidelines, or are you going to bother to actually try and do something? Apathy masquerading as elitism in order to not risk failure sure seems to be the hump you can't get over. Perhaps show up to a local dem meeting and pitch in if you have some ideas?
We're trying to warn you that "threat of boycott" will achieve literally the opposite of your goals, ya schmuck.
The only way to effectively "demand party change" is by VOTING IN THE PRIMARIES, not by boycotting it. bsky.app/profile/joey...
The only way to effectively "demand party change" is by VOTING IN THE PRIMARIES, not by boycotting it. bsky.app/profile/joey...
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
We're trying to warn you that "threat of boycott" will achieve literally the opposite of your goals, ya schmuck.
The only way to effectively "demand party change" is by VOTING IN THE PRIMARIES, not by boycotting it. bsky.app/profile/joey...
The only way to effectively "demand party change" is by VOTING IN THE PRIMARIES, not by boycotting it. bsky.app/profile/joey...
"Electoral hostage" it's a fucking circle on a stupid ballot, you child.
I'm sorry filling in a circle for someone you don't worship as your Messiah is SUUUUUCH an unbearable imposition on you, you poor delicate flower. Can't have you feeling the SLIGHTEST bit displeased with yourself, now can we?
I'm sorry filling in a circle for someone you don't worship as your Messiah is SUUUUUCH an unbearable imposition on you, you poor delicate flower. Can't have you feeling the SLIGHTEST bit displeased with yourself, now can we?
February 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"Electoral hostage" it's a fucking circle on a stupid ballot, you child.
I'm sorry filling in a circle for someone you don't worship as your Messiah is SUUUUUCH an unbearable imposition on you, you poor delicate flower. Can't have you feeling the SLIGHTEST bit displeased with yourself, now can we?
I'm sorry filling in a circle for someone you don't worship as your Messiah is SUUUUUCH an unbearable imposition on you, you poor delicate flower. Can't have you feeling the SLIGHTEST bit displeased with yourself, now can we?
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I’m always a hairs’ breadth away from starting a They Might Be Giants cover band
December 20, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I’m always a hairs’ breadth away from starting a They Might Be Giants cover band
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Gotta make this happen with @mauraquint.bsky.social — instead of John and John, it’ll be Mara and Maura
I’m always a hairs’ breadth away from starting a They Might Be Giants cover band
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Gotta make this happen with @mauraquint.bsky.social — instead of John and John, it’ll be Mara and Maura
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I think we should sack the capitol of any state with a "bathroom bill" and cart away the legislators who voted for them in chains, never to see the sun on of their homes again, but I do tend to get overly emotional and angry sometimes
we should absolutely cut off funding to red states and send feds to harass them. tit for tat until the neanderthals correct their behavior
@barackobama.bsky.social: "When I was POTUS, I suppose I could have simply unilaterally ordered the military to go into some red state and harass and intimidate a governor or cut off funding for states that didn't vote for me... but that is contrary to how I think our democracy is supposed to work."
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I think we should sack the capitol of any state with a "bathroom bill" and cart away the legislators who voted for them in chains, never to see the sun on of their homes again, but I do tend to get overly emotional and angry sometimes
Voting in primary elections is HOW you replace Dem leadership, Einstein. "Boycotting" those elections won't do a goddamn lick of good.
"I'm gonna go on a hunger strike until food decides to jump in my mouth of its own volition." That's what you sound like. bsky.app/profile/joey...
"I'm gonna go on a hunger strike until food decides to jump in my mouth of its own volition." That's what you sound like. bsky.app/profile/joey...
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Voting in primary elections is HOW you replace Dem leadership, Einstein. "Boycotting" those elections won't do a goddamn lick of good.
"I'm gonna go on a hunger strike until food decides to jump in my mouth of its own volition." That's what you sound like. bsky.app/profile/joey...
"I'm gonna go on a hunger strike until food decides to jump in my mouth of its own volition." That's what you sound like. bsky.app/profile/joey...
Oh well Bill, sucks to suck.
Add Bill Maher to the long list of cowards who bent the knee to this moron and wound up getting nothing from it.
Trump Slams Bill Maher as a ‘Highly Overrated Lightweight’ and Calls Their White House Dinner a ‘Complete Waste of Time’: ‘He Is No Different Than Kimmel, Fallon, or Colbert’
Donald Trump posted a lengthy message to Truth Social in which he called his White House dinner with Bill Maher 'a complete waste of time.'
variety.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Oh well Bill, sucks to suck.
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The funniest part of Trump dragging Bill Maher is that Maher has endlessly gargled Trump’s balls ever since the dinner.
In a nearly 500 word rant, President Trump goes after Bill Maher.
1. The dinner he references included Kid Rock and Dana White.
2. He ends it with “thank you for your attention to this minor matter.”
1. The dinner he references included Kid Rock and Dana White.
2. He ends it with “thank you for your attention to this minor matter.”
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The funniest part of Trump dragging Bill Maher is that Maher has endlessly gargled Trump’s balls ever since the dinner.
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Y’all should have thought about that before November of 2024.
They told y’all they were going after the vote and wrote it all down for people to read it.
What we needed was sensible voters🤷🏾♀️
They told y’all they were going after the vote and wrote it all down for people to read it.
What we needed was sensible voters🤷🏾♀️
They do, for now.
And then what is the plan when he comes in and takes the ballots, posts ICE at polling places, etc. The point is when he makes an executive order to take over, we need more than strongly worded letters.
And then what is the plan when he comes in and takes the ballots, posts ICE at polling places, etc. The point is when he makes an executive order to take over, we need more than strongly worded letters.
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Y’all should have thought about that before November of 2024.
They told y’all they were going after the vote and wrote it all down for people to read it.
What we needed was sensible voters🤷🏾♀️
They told y’all they were going after the vote and wrote it all down for people to read it.
What we needed was sensible voters🤷🏾♀️
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Biden's biggest offense was doing progressive things like lowering the cost of insulin and reducing income inequality without smashing capitalism.
If you could achieve those things while also not eating the rich, then we don't need socialism at all.
Which makes the left - useless.
If you could achieve those things while also not eating the rich, then we don't need socialism at all.
Which makes the left - useless.
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Biden's biggest offense was doing progressive things like lowering the cost of insulin and reducing income inequality without smashing capitalism.
If you could achieve those things while also not eating the rich, then we don't need socialism at all.
Which makes the left - useless.
If you could achieve those things while also not eating the rich, then we don't need socialism at all.
Which makes the left - useless.
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The biggest problem with the left is that they only want allies who are "cool."
Nobody who reminds them of their parents or grandparents.
Nobody who reminds them of their parents or grandparents.
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The biggest problem with the left is that they only want allies who are "cool."
Nobody who reminds them of their parents or grandparents.
Nobody who reminds them of their parents or grandparents.