uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄
@danacorn.bsky.social
Quasi-mythical pointy-headed being who makes comics, most notably “Phoebe and Her Unicorn" and "Ozy and Millie." Bestselling, award-winning, all that. PNW. She/her.
Generally trying to be positive.
Account just for book/art stuff: @danasimpson.com
Generally trying to be positive.
Account just for book/art stuff: @danasimpson.com
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The Seattle Times named my forthcoming “Unicorn Secrets” as one of their “18 anticipated books of 2026.”
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
I don’t care for “ha ha unhappy marriage” jokes anyway. Just get divorced. What are you, a boomer?
This is a big problem with post-classic Simpsons, where Apu and Manjula's relationship was turned into yet another unhappy marriage for the sake for cheap jokes.
The worst being an episode where he changes his identity and leaves Springfield so he won't have to deal with his family anymore.
The worst being an episode where he changes his identity and leaves Springfield so he won't have to deal with his family anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I don’t care for “ha ha unhappy marriage” jokes anyway. Just get divorced. What are you, a boomer?
(Reposted with a link that actually starts on my set!)
www.youtube.com/live/yr23DB-...
Here’s me performing at the Rhythms open mic. I did two of my songs from back in the day: Impression of You and Hey Abandon.
And that lighting does REALLY nice things for my hair.
www.youtube.com/live/yr23DB-...
Here’s me performing at the Rhythms open mic. I did two of my songs from back in the day: Impression of You and Hey Abandon.
And that lighting does REALLY nice things for my hair.
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
(Reposted with a link that actually starts on my set!)
www.youtube.com/live/yr23DB-...
Here’s me performing at the Rhythms open mic. I did two of my songs from back in the day: Impression of You and Hey Abandon.
And that lighting does REALLY nice things for my hair.
www.youtube.com/live/yr23DB-...
Here’s me performing at the Rhythms open mic. I did two of my songs from back in the day: Impression of You and Hey Abandon.
And that lighting does REALLY nice things for my hair.
The Good Place. All time banger of an ending. I cry every time.
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The Good Place. All time banger of an ending. I cry every time.
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I think if you need to be "inspired" by politicians in order to care about your own self-preservation, it might be time to turn off the news and seek counseling.
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I think if you need to be "inspired" by politicians in order to care about your own self-preservation, it might be time to turn off the news and seek counseling.
It is still weird you want to put big boobs on a cartoon character designed for children, it’s fetishy and kind of misogynist, that fact by itself doesn’t overall make you a bad person, but driving Parker off for saying it DOES make you a bad person, and I will never speak on this topic again.
Out-of-pockets things like "there are different kinds of oil" and "it's kind of weird you want to put big boobs on a cartoon character designed for children."
Bluesky power users stay normal challenge
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
It is still weird you want to put big boobs on a cartoon character designed for children, it’s fetishy and kind of misogynist, that fact by itself doesn’t overall make you a bad person, but driving Parker off for saying it DOES make you a bad person, and I will never speak on this topic again.
I got this new hoodie. It’s comfy and has Sofias on it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I got this new hoodie. It’s comfy and has Sofias on it.
I’m not watching any new Star Trek shows until they put a Caitian in one again.
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I’m not watching any new Star Trek shows until they put a Caitian in one again.
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*looks over bluesky*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
*looks over bluesky*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
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Mise en place, the chef's technique of putting everything out on the work surface—ingredients, spices, utensils, measuring spoons & cups—is not just an important life-hack for home cooks. It is an important life-hack for anyone of any discipline. All the tools, all the hardware, all the bits: READY.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Mise en place, the chef's technique of putting everything out on the work surface—ingredients, spices, utensils, measuring spoons & cups—is not just an important life-hack for home cooks. It is an important life-hack for anyone of any discipline. All the tools, all the hardware, all the bits: READY.
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MTV recently shut down their 24/7 music channels, this project has relaunched them.
Stream the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s, Yo MTV Raps, or Headbangers Ball, without any ads or algorithm
wantmymtv.vercel.app
Stream the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s, Yo MTV Raps, or Headbangers Ball, without any ads or algorithm
wantmymtv.vercel.app
MTV REWIND - I Want My MTV
Celebrating 44 years of continuous music videos. Stream classic music videos 24/7.
wantmymtv.vercel.app
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM
MTV recently shut down their 24/7 music channels, this project has relaunched them.
Stream the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s, Yo MTV Raps, or Headbangers Ball, without any ads or algorithm
wantmymtv.vercel.app
Stream the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s, Yo MTV Raps, or Headbangers Ball, without any ads or algorithm
wantmymtv.vercel.app
“Nobody cares what you think!”
-member of a mob of thousands who have spent days yelling about what that person thinks, to the exclusion of every other topic
-member of a mob of thousands who have spent days yelling about what that person thinks, to the exclusion of every other topic
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
“Nobody cares what you think!”
-member of a mob of thousands who have spent days yelling about what that person thinks, to the exclusion of every other topic
-member of a mob of thousands who have spent days yelling about what that person thinks, to the exclusion of every other topic
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Reminder that when Scott Adams dies very soon we're going to have to deal with another wave of nazi fucks trying to get people fired and suspended from sites and shit.
I'm not exactly saying "watch what you say," but what you're saying will be watched so plan accordingly.
I'm not exactly saying "watch what you say," but what you're saying will be watched so plan accordingly.
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Reminder that when Scott Adams dies very soon we're going to have to deal with another wave of nazi fucks trying to get people fired and suspended from sites and shit.
I'm not exactly saying "watch what you say," but what you're saying will be watched so plan accordingly.
I'm not exactly saying "watch what you say," but what you're saying will be watched so plan accordingly.
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
I like rain. I kind of missed it, living in Southern California all those years. I like going for walks in it.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I like rain. I kind of missed it, living in Southern California all those years. I like going for walks in it.
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The vibe I'm getting right now is that about half the people on Bluesky should log off, and go offline in general, for a few days. You are burning your brains, and channeling your anger and frustration and anxiety into lashing out in ways you're likely to regret.
Please go and hug a tree. 🫂🌲
Please go and hug a tree. 🫂🌲
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 AM
The vibe I'm getting right now is that about half the people on Bluesky should log off, and go offline in general, for a few days. You are burning your brains, and channeling your anger and frustration and anxiety into lashing out in ways you're likely to regret.
Please go and hug a tree. 🫂🌲
Please go and hug a tree. 🫂🌲
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Look what your state is doing for you!
Ringing in the New Year with new DOL2Go events. DOL2Go provides:
• First-time WA driver license or ID card
• Renewals
• Out-of-state transfers
• Driver record
• Reinstatement letters
• Document review for proof of identity
• First-time WA driver license or ID card
• Renewals
• Out-of-state transfers
• Driver record
• Reinstatement letters
• Document review for proof of identity
January 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Look what your state is doing for you!
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Boobs are now mandatory on everything. The mob has spoken.
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Boobs are now mandatory on everything. The mob has spoken.
I feel like the pendulum is swinging back from the whole “puriteen” thing.
And that sucked too, absolutely, but I’m sensing a return to the era where people would scream at me that I was an antisex prude because I don’t draw porn.
Can we find a middle ground where nobody gets yelled at?
And that sucked too, absolutely, but I’m sensing a return to the era where people would scream at me that I was an antisex prude because I don’t draw porn.
Can we find a middle ground where nobody gets yelled at?
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I feel like the pendulum is swinging back from the whole “puriteen” thing.
And that sucked too, absolutely, but I’m sensing a return to the era where people would scream at me that I was an antisex prude because I don’t draw porn.
Can we find a middle ground where nobody gets yelled at?
And that sucked too, absolutely, but I’m sensing a return to the era where people would scream at me that I was an antisex prude because I don’t draw porn.
Can we find a middle ground where nobody gets yelled at?
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if this continues, you're going to wake up with no trans journalists because you've chased them all off.
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
if this continues, you're going to wake up with no trans journalists because you've chased them all off.
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Anytime you start thinking that someone is a monster based solely on a social media situation, take a step back and really evaluate if that's the case. It's easy to justify all sorts of behavior when you think the target is a monster.
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Anytime you start thinking that someone is a monster based solely on a social media situation, take a step back and really evaluate if that's the case. It's easy to justify all sorts of behavior when you think the target is a monster.
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The Seattle Times named my forthcoming “Unicorn Secrets” as one of their “18 anticipated books of 2026.”
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The Seattle Times named my forthcoming “Unicorn Secrets” as one of their “18 anticipated books of 2026.”
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
*looks over bluesky*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
*looks over bluesky*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
Oh my god. What is wrong with all of you.
*leaves*
As a kid, I once gave myself a black eye by hitting a golf ball, and having it bounce off a tree and hit me in the face.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
As a kid, I once gave myself a black eye by hitting a golf ball, and having it bounce off a tree and hit me in the face.
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Cannot wait! My daughter and I both love these books so much:
The Seattle Times named my forthcoming “Unicorn Secrets” as one of their “18 anticipated books of 2026.”
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
Link (paywall): www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Cannot wait! My daughter and I both love these books so much:
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