The Jerk Store called, they're running outta me
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Consequentialist getting increasingly fed up with your deontological bullshit. I appreciate The Muppets on a deeper level than you.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
HE BLOCKED ME AGAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
HE BLOCKED ME AGAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let's be perfectly clear on something.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let's be perfectly clear on something.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
He's happy to angrily harass Agatha with abusive accusations all the live-long day, but the INSTANT I politely ask him a difficult question, he hits the block button. Pathetic and cowardly.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He's happy to angrily harass Agatha with abusive accusations all the live-long day, but the INSTANT I politely ask him a difficult question, he hits the block button. Pathetic and cowardly.
And what has, in your mind, NOT being a "spineless bootlicker" gotten you, exactly?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And what has, in your mind, NOT being a "spineless bootlicker" gotten you, exactly?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
My hand to God, I thought you were making a Back To The Future reference.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My hand to God, I thought you were making a Back To The Future reference.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Do you ever wish you could cast a magic spell on people who harass you online that forces them against their will to scream all their nastiest, angriest posts at the top of their lungs on all their future job interviews and dates?
Just me?
Just me?
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Do you ever wish you could cast a magic spell on people who harass you online that forces them against their will to scream all their nastiest, angriest posts at the top of their lungs on all their future job interviews and dates?
Just me?
Just me?
I REALLY need to trust my "Is this person full of shit?" instincts more. They've very rarely steered me wrong. bsky.app/profile/slud...
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I REALLY need to trust my "Is this person full of shit?" instincts more. They've very rarely steered me wrong. bsky.app/profile/slud...
WHAT BLADERUNNER WOULD'VE DRIVEN
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
WHAT BLADERUNNER WOULD'VE DRIVEN
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
Oh also, as long as you're going around correcting people for the things they say, would you mind telling your friend that this is actually a REALLY horrid and fucked-up thing to tell someone for no reason?
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh also, as long as you're going around correcting people for the things they say, would you mind telling your friend that this is actually a REALLY horrid and fucked-up thing to tell someone for no reason?
No, she did, in fact, properly and unconditionally apologize. Twice. No scare quotes necessary.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No, she did, in fact, properly and unconditionally apologize. Twice. No scare quotes necessary.
Also, did you literally set up this account JUST for this post?
I hope someday you outgrow this desperate need you have for my attention, stalker. bsky.app/profile/ball...
I hope someday you outgrow this desperate need you have for my attention, stalker. bsky.app/profile/ball...
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Also, did you literally set up this account JUST for this post?
I hope someday you outgrow this desperate need you have for my attention, stalker. bsky.app/profile/ball...
I hope someday you outgrow this desperate need you have for my attention, stalker. bsky.app/profile/ball...
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
(and btw this was in response to me being appalled at this exchange, but sure, my baldness is the real obscenity here)
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
(and btw this was in response to me being appalled at this exchange, but sure, my baldness is the real obscenity here)
These people love to see themselves as virtuous bastions of morality, but ALL they fucking do is fling belligerent insults at strangers all day.
It's like claiming you're a doctor when all you do is barge into a hospital and throw garbage everywhere.
It's like claiming you're a doctor when all you do is barge into a hospital and throw garbage everywhere.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
These people love to see themselves as virtuous bastions of morality, but ALL they fucking do is fling belligerent insults at strangers all day.
It's like claiming you're a doctor when all you do is barge into a hospital and throw garbage everywhere.
It's like claiming you're a doctor when all you do is barge into a hospital and throw garbage everywhere.
Hey remember when the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala, because they knew how much worse Trump would be?
Guess you thought you knew better than them, huh. Such a wise white savior.
bsky.app/profile/cher...
Guess you thought you knew better than them, huh. Such a wise white savior.
bsky.app/profile/cher...
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Hey remember when the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala, because they knew how much worse Trump would be?
Guess you thought you knew better than them, huh. Such a wise white savior.
bsky.app/profile/cher...
Guess you thought you knew better than them, huh. Such a wise white savior.
bsky.app/profile/cher...
WHY do they bother me in the first place if they don't want me to share their thoughtful responses with all my followers? Are they desperate for attention or aren't they? It makes no sense.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
WHY do they bother me in the first place if they don't want me to share their thoughtful responses with all my followers? Are they desperate for attention or aren't they? It makes no sense.
oh no ya don't, coward bsky.app/profile/cher...
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
oh no ya don't, coward bsky.app/profile/cher...
Oh no ya don't, coward
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oh no ya don't, coward
I wonder if this lady bothered to notice that I have a Jewish last name before she decided to write this delightful little quip. SUUUUCH good, noble leftists. bsky.app/profile/vioa...
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wonder if this lady bothered to notice that I have a Jewish last name before she decided to write this delightful little quip. SUUUUCH good, noble leftists. bsky.app/profile/vioa...
Please take note of how VERY quiet these people suddenly get as soon as you ask them a logical question.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Please take note of how VERY quiet these people suddenly get as soon as you ask them a logical question.
well then maybe we shouldn't let the terrorists win elections or something
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
well then maybe we shouldn't let the terrorists win elections or something
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM