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@catfacejoe.bsky.social
The Eternal Lowbie
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old uncle catface
@catfacejoe.bsky.social
· Oct 19
my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
i forgot what he says at the end of the comic
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
i forgot what he says at the end of the comic
yeah man, lemme just get moral advice from some guy on the paedolph isles
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
yeah man, lemme just get moral advice from some guy on the paedolph isles
me, standing outside the national mall with thousands of my countrymen: we're doing it. we're going to earn the respect of the euros by running headlong into automatic weapons fire
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
me, standing outside the national mall with thousands of my countrymen: we're doing it. we're going to earn the respect of the euros by running headlong into automatic weapons fire
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
be thee friend or foe, playboy?
January 21, 2026 at 4:56 AM
be thee friend or foe, playboy?
please just destroy us already
EXCLUSIVE: Germany has joined France in saying it will ask the European Commission to explore unleashing the EU's so-called trade "bazooka" in response to Trump's threat to seize Greenland, according to five diplomats with knowledge of the situation.
🔗 www.politico.eu/article/eu-b...
🔗 www.politico.eu/article/eu-b...
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
please just destroy us already
this is from like 2020 or 2021 and all these people turned out to be actors
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
this is from like 2020 or 2021 and all these people turned out to be actors
this mfer eatin SOUP
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
this mfer eatin SOUP
hooting and hollering out the door and on my way to save big money
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
hooting and hollering out the door and on my way to save big money
more candy need to be sold in rope form and this proves we have the technology
January 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
more candy need to be sold in rope form and this proves we have the technology
@dvsblast.bsky.social when are we getting the gresembli's italian kitchen vid over here
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
@dvsblast.bsky.social when are we getting the gresembli's italian kitchen vid over here
he's in heavenbert with the lordbert now
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
he's in heavenbert with the lordbert now
GUNS ARE NOT TOYS THEY ARE FOR THREATENING PROTESTERS WHEN YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF YOUR CAR
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
GUNS ARE NOT TOYS THEY ARE FOR THREATENING PROTESTERS WHEN YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF YOUR CAR
*reading these things plus the burger gestapo murdering people in the street before checking watch* oops gonna be late to the office, that place im still required to be at despite it all
“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
*reading these things plus the burger gestapo murdering people in the street before checking watch* oops gonna be late to the office, that place im still required to be at despite it all
when it's definitely going the way you thought it would
January 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
when it's definitely going the way you thought it would
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🎶 Soooorcery
master of cryooomancy
throwing ice that freeezes guys
ripping off heads maaakes them die
Grand Master of THE Lin Kuei
Scorpion is staaalking me
Big scar running THROUGH MY EEEYE
Cause I'm Mr Ice Sliiiiide 🎶
master of cryooomancy
throwing ice that freeezes guys
ripping off heads maaakes them die
Grand Master of THE Lin Kuei
Scorpion is staaalking me
Big scar running THROUGH MY EEEYE
Cause I'm Mr Ice Sliiiiide 🎶
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
🎶 Soooorcery
master of cryooomancy
throwing ice that freeezes guys
ripping off heads maaakes them die
Grand Master of THE Lin Kuei
Scorpion is staaalking me
Big scar running THROUGH MY EEEYE
Cause I'm Mr Ice Sliiiiide 🎶
master of cryooomancy
throwing ice that freeezes guys
ripping off heads maaakes them die
Grand Master of THE Lin Kuei
Scorpion is staaalking me
Big scar running THROUGH MY EEEYE
Cause I'm Mr Ice Sliiiiide 🎶
wow! the "my little pony figurine in a jar" goes digital!
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
wow! the "my little pony figurine in a jar" goes digital!
🎶exterior crocodile alligator🎶
🎶ill put ai in your refrigerator🎶
🎶ill put ai in your refrigerator🎶
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
🎶exterior crocodile alligator🎶
🎶ill put ai in your refrigerator🎶
🎶ill put ai in your refrigerator🎶
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Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)
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Oh yeag got it right here
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Oh yeag got it right here
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Yeah boss, I got that Canoe Classic, comin right up
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Yeah boss, I got that Canoe Classic, comin right up
What in the world
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM