old uncle catface
@catfacejoe.bsky.social
The Eternal Lowbie
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old uncle catface
@catfacejoe.bsky.social
· Oct 19
my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
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Scully: "Mulder do you mind explaining why you've dragged me to Caracas at 3AM on a Saturday?"
Mulder: "Scully have you ever heard of Maduro?"
Scully: *groans*
Mulder: "Scully have you ever heard of Maduro?"
Scully: *groans*
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Scully: "Mulder do you mind explaining why you've dragged me to Caracas at 3AM on a Saturday?"
Mulder: "Scully have you ever heard of Maduro?"
Scully: *groans*
Mulder: "Scully have you ever heard of Maduro?"
Scully: *groans*
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"Just" need $414.29 to pay the rest of rent today! Thank you to everyone who's shared or been able to donate so far!
Also need to update the main graphic and text, but I have a gofundme if you want to help with utilities/bills beyond rent: www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Also need to update the main graphic and text, but I have a gofundme if you want to help with utilities/bills beyond rent: www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
fucked myself by not wanting to be annoying asking for help during the holidays, that i now need to be annoying and ask for help.
dont have enough for rent so any amount helps. please share
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dont have enough for rent so any amount helps. please share
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Support zumphry
Support zumphry
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January 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"Just" need $414.29 to pay the rest of rent today! Thank you to everyone who's shared or been able to donate so far!
Also need to update the main graphic and text, but I have a gofundme if you want to help with utilities/bills beyond rent: www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Also need to update the main graphic and text, but I have a gofundme if you want to help with utilities/bills beyond rent: www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
fans of the pedophile president showing up at daycares demanding to see the children? seems like this one writes itself, folks
You’ll be unsurprised to learn that right-wing “citizen journalists” are now showing up at Somali-American-run daycare centers in other states, cameras rolling, demanding to see the children
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
fans of the pedophile president showing up at daycares demanding to see the children? seems like this one writes itself, folks
rob schneider could have played the hulk but mark ruffalo could never have been the "so you-a like-a the juice?" guy
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
rob schneider could have played the hulk but mark ruffalo could never have been the "so you-a like-a the juice?" guy
heard u were talkin shit like i wouldn't find out
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
heard u were talkin shit like i wouldn't find out
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🎶Hark! the Herald Angels sing
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🎶Hark! the Herald Angels sing
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
Glory to Player 2 King
Training gear in which he fights
High top sneakers black and white
🎶
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If there's an art form I've always wanted to try my hand at, it's stained glass
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If there's an art form I've always wanted to try my hand at, it's stained glass
and all the djs down in dj-ville cried "boo dj"
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
and all the djs down in dj-ville cried "boo dj"
our very similar old lady doesn't care for clothes either but she gets cold real easy
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
our very similar old lady doesn't care for clothes either but she gets cold real easy
live event he demanded. camera pans to him and he's clearly gone
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
live event he demanded. camera pans to him and he's clearly gone
when the starbucks barista doesn't call out "charlie kirk"
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
when the starbucks barista doesn't call out "charlie kirk"
asking the dog if he is "nature's oaf" and a "naturally occurring oaf"
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
asking the dog if he is "nature's oaf" and a "naturally occurring oaf"
hillary maga turn incoming
House Dems on the oversight committee have received 95,000 new photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate.
They just released 19 of them, featuring people like:
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Steve Bannon
Bill Gates
Larry Summers
They just released 19 of them, featuring people like:
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Steve Bannon
Bill Gates
Larry Summers
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
hillary maga turn incoming
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Audio sneak peek of a song of mine I am recording set to my morning commute
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Audio sneak peek of a song of mine I am recording set to my morning commute
this worthless flattery once again proves it: it is impossible to take a decent photo of elon "elon musk" musk
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
this worthless flattery once again proves it: it is impossible to take a decent photo of elon "elon musk" musk
oh cool is the federal government going to invest in better formula or make it more accessi ooops no just eugenics again
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
oh cool is the federal government going to invest in better formula or make it more accessi ooops no just eugenics again
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Great question! From the information I could find online, it's unlikely that Mr. T (né Laurence Tureaud) actually ate your testicles, but I can't discount the possibility.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Great question! From the information I could find online, it's unlikely that Mr. T (né Laurence Tureaud) actually ate your testicles, but I can't discount the possibility.
when u drop a spoon in the kitchen at 3am
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
when u drop a spoon in the kitchen at 3am
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Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
a union man proud of his work
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
a union man proud of his work
gamers
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
gamers