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@catfacejoe.bsky.social
· Oct 19
my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
i really thought the mcdonalds drive thru was peak happy trump
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i really thought the mcdonalds drive thru was peak happy trump
out of curiosity, what conservative policies have we ever looked back on and said "yes, that was a good idea".
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
out of curiosity, what conservative policies have we ever looked back on and said "yes, that was a good idea".
me, being honked at: look pal, it's not a perfect system. there's gonna be mistakes
me, honking: you motherfucker you dumb motherfucker how can anyone be this fucking stupid you stupid piece of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me, honking: you motherfucker you dumb motherfucker how can anyone be this fucking stupid you stupid piece of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
me, being honked at: look pal, it's not a perfect system. there's gonna be mistakes
me, honking: you motherfucker you dumb motherfucker how can anyone be this fucking stupid you stupid piece of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me, honking: you motherfucker you dumb motherfucker how can anyone be this fucking stupid you stupid piece of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
republicans held 10,000 votes to abolish the aca and in the end it was the dems who destroyed it lol
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
republicans held 10,000 votes to abolish the aca and in the end it was the dems who destroyed it lol
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im told that on his death bed that dick cheney -did not- receive the light of islam and uhhh *flipping quickly through several pages on a clipboard before looking back up* i can't read any of what he actually said here. thanks for coming
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
im told that on his death bed that dick cheney -did not- receive the light of islam and uhhh *flipping quickly through several pages on a clipboard before looking back up* i can't read any of what he actually said here. thanks for coming
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![bela lugosi's dad @markpopham
tfw you become disillusioned with ska
[painting of a bunch of robed skeletons on a bridge, many playing long trumpets, with one unclothed skeleton at the end sitting down and looking melancholy]
3:36 PM • 2016-12-09](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreiav5h425yl2uo7q4tamd7eazqtbb32r4h5fqkicivrzbpl6y3s4g4@jpeg)
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Me (entering building): ok, three potentially hostile males.. two potentially hostile females.. exit is behind me, stairs look defensib—
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
September 27, 2023 at 5:25 AM
Me (entering building): ok, three potentially hostile males.. two potentially hostile females.. exit is behind me, stairs look defensib—
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
*fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
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DIWALI IS HERE!
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DIWALI IS HERE!
i loved playing games on my rjen ejemslekchk, especially on my [] [] [] [] [] [] [] brand tv
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i loved playing games on my rjen ejemslekchk, especially on my [] [] [] [] [] [] [] brand tv
AAAAHHH DONALD TRUMP WAS OUT ON THE ROOF AGAIN BUT THEY DIDN'T SEE HIM OOOHH NOOOOO
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
AAAAHHH DONALD TRUMP WAS OUT ON THE ROOF AGAIN BUT THEY DIDN'T SEE HIM OOOHH NOOOOO
my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
S H I T on the right knuckles, W I P E on the left
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
S H I T on the right knuckles, W I P E on the left
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So I feel like a sack of shit for doing this, but I’m in a real bad spot and need some help.
My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working.
Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!
gofund.me/6e4c01de8
My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working.
Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!
gofund.me/6e4c01de8
Donate to Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy, organized by Sean Ridenour
My name is Sean, and I’ve fallen way behind on my credit card paymen… Sean Ridenour needs your support for Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy
gofund.me
October 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So I feel like a sack of shit for doing this, but I’m in a real bad spot and need some help.
My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working.
Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!
gofund.me/6e4c01de8
My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working.
Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!
gofund.me/6e4c01de8
the only twitter group chats i was added to were irony poisoned ones named shit like "rp your fav peanuts characters but as members of the aum shinrikyo"
one of the features everyone wants here is one of the features that consistently drives posters insane: group chats. absolute fetid breeding grounds for the most pointless folie a deux
October 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the only twitter group chats i was added to were irony poisoned ones named shit like "rp your fav peanuts characters but as members of the aum shinrikyo"
display name for all the football fans out there: peyton goatmanning
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
display name for all the football fans out there: peyton goatmanning
the world is so small to these freaks
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the world is so small to these freaks
if you're seriously thinking of going to mastodon, just buy a something awful account instead
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if you're seriously thinking of going to mastodon, just buy a something awful account instead
you are rich enough to hire an army of ukrainian mercenaries loyal only to you and push the federal government out of illinois
Pritzker is also furious: “Should National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”
October 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
you are rich enough to hire an army of ukrainian mercenaries loyal only to you and push the federal government out of illinois
pomchi barfed and started eating it. boxer mix came to sniff and the pomchi snarled at him. my wife told her no one wants to eat your barf but the boxer mix does. he definitely does
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
pomchi barfed and started eating it. boxer mix came to sniff and the pomchi snarled at him. my wife told her no one wants to eat your barf but the boxer mix does. he definitely does
it's like everyone forgot this was originally an @jack venture
October 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
it's like everyone forgot this was originally an @jack venture