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screenshot of the mr show sketch vaunnies mustardayonnaise. jay johnston dressed as a white and yellow abraham lincoln holds the jar at the camera
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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DIWALI IS HERE!
instagram reel screenshot of a large truck's hydraulics blowing. a pink text box is added to the reel announcing "DIWALI IS HERE!"
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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mr. burns from the simpsons in grayscale. he has his arms crossed over his chest and is smiling. he says "hello smithers. you're quite good... at turning... me on"
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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tweet screenshot Matt the outlaw @cursedgloryhole Lady behind me at the thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? you watch and information is revealed"
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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new bluesky tos is out
cover of a book called "elon musk & the quest for a fantastic future" by ashlee vance. it includes a cartoon of elon, and drawn images of a tesla car, solar panel, and rocket ship
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
catfacejoe.bsky.social
home depot: thanks for buying that furnace filter

me: mhm

home depot: perhaps uhhh you maybe want to get some filters that don't fit your furnace eh???
home depot email thanking me for a furnace filter purchase with a description and image of the filter. below, it says "you may also like these" with four more filters of different sizes and shapes as if im starting a filter collection
September 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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detroiters TV show screenshot of mort crim at a news desk doing the "chump of the week" segment. adsco is the aforementioned chump.
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
catfacejoe.bsky.social
god british food all sounds disgusting
garden center sign that says "mums pumpkin corn stalk straw"
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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updated...
skyline of pre 9/11 nyc. charlie kirk's head floats above watching. milenoe from hades 2 head is at the bottom. text says "you watch the sky... Ill watch the streets... she'll watch the underworld 9/10/9/11/9/12 never forget"
September 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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skyline of pre 9/11 nyc. charlie kirk's head floats above watching. text says "you watch the sky... Ill watch the streets... 9/10/9/11 never forget"
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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reddit post where a woman is excited over her husband's gift of a glock 19 pistol etched with harry potter garbage tweet from user realgatorhours saying "DOCTRINUS CASTELLUM I shout as I let it bark in the Applebee's"
September 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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my longest "hmmmmmmmmmm" ever
headline on the washington post the group behind project 2025 wants a 'manhattan project' for more babies a draft position paper from the heritage foundation proposes massive revisions to us economic policy to encourage heterosexual married couples to have more children today at 1031 am edt headline on the miami herald florida politics desantis and ladapo to 'end all vaccine mandates in florida law' by kirby wilson, tampa bay times updated september 3 2025, 123 pm
September 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
john fetterman and kyrsten sinema when netanyahu was speaking to congress
August 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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the album cover for kenny rogers the gambler
August 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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LORD MAYOR MENTIONED
brian butterfield from the peter serafinowicz wearing a furry crested hat on top of a dealer's visor as a "lord mayor's croupier"
August 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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hogan spray painting the nwo logo on a trailer but edited to say rip bozo
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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your step-mother and i are very concerned about your grades
keanu reeves in a black suit and carrie anne moss in a black sweater dress sitting a small wooden table looking at the viewer. promo or interview pic from the fourth matrix movie
July 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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everyone involved in oking this should be executed
fedex tracking that shows a photo of the delivery driver and tells you that "your driver [name] is on the way"
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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simpsons episode marge gets a job. smithers is holding a gun to singer tom jones back, telling him "that's it, big smile, everybody's happy" while jones waves to marge and homer off screen
July 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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lust call it "luber" you cowards!
the rear wheel cover of a rental bicycle with a sticker that says "on lime + uber"
July 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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my man got his shrocs on
croc brand shoe in lime green with shrek nose and antennae add ons
July 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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these fuckers are building so many different camps for so many different things they're gonna have to run a draft
tweet from "factpost" saying that rfkjr has announced a new disease registry that will track americans with autism. it includes a photo of rfkjr looking normal (like shit)
June 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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tv news screen that says: Quote from stabbed man: "what are you gonna do, stab me?"
June 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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oh, to be a menard's clothing model
menard's ad for a long sleeve shirt for $11.99. it's being worn by a white man in his 30s with a beard. he is a "regular guy" and not what you'd consider a "model" menard's ad for a short sleeve collared shirt being modeled by the same guy as the previous ad. he is holding sunglasses and looking off into the distance
June 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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the mean girls phone scene where four characters are on the phone and screen is split into four images. bob newhart on the phone replaces the bottom right scene
June 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM