Eleanor Cassady, Elderly Transexual
@jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social
Ellie • evil gremlin • Queen of Dipshits • any resemblance to any person living or dead is completely coincidental
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
Tag urself I'm
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tag urself I'm
Quote with your art with horns
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Quote with your art with horns
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
*hooks thumbs through nipple chain* Now ladies and gennlemen, I may just be a
simple country pervert,
simple country pervert,
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
*hooks thumbs through nipple chain* Now ladies and gennlemen, I may just be a
simple country pervert,
simple country pervert,
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
Did you know that if a bar is above a certain level of snootiness, it is your right and, yes, DUTY, to steal as much toilet paper as you can fit in your purse
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Did you know that if a bar is above a certain level of snootiness, it is your right and, yes, DUTY, to steal as much toilet paper as you can fit in your purse
109% THIS.
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
109% THIS.
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants
IT'S TITTY O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
IT'S TITTY O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
Casino Royale opens with James Bond running through a drywall for no reason
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
Boner corn
What do you call these kind of beans? Settling a debate with @devingaffney.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Boner corn
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
No time like the present!
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No time like the present!
Sometimes you just have to take drugs and dance around in your underwear around strangers
November 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sometimes you just have to take drugs and dance around in your underwear around strangers
Happy Halloween oOoooOooOooo
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy Halloween oOoooOooOooo
Greetings from war-torn Portland, Oregon
October 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Greetings from war-torn Portland, Oregon
Regina George was a coward
October 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Regina George was a coward
my favorite genre of this is chuds posting THIS IS WHAT AMERICA WOULD LOOK LIKE UNDER SOCIALISM photos of empty shelves when it's actually america now
If you grew up Gen-X, you saw a lot of news footage of Eastern Bloc citizens standing in lines for everything and perusing the half-dozen products on grocery store shelves.
This is where we're headed. A bleak day-to-day life of digital and real-life queuing for ever-scarcer goods and services.
This is where we're headed. A bleak day-to-day life of digital and real-life queuing for ever-scarcer goods and services.
September 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
my favorite genre of this is chuds posting THIS IS WHAT AMERICA WOULD LOOK LIKE UNDER SOCIALISM photos of empty shelves when it's actually america now
sup
August 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sup
*trying to rotate the earth in my mind*
look personally i agree the earth is likely round, but we gotta meet these flat earthers where they're at ok? so our official position is now that the earth is a cube and we're working on taking a buncha rights away from people who still insist it's round. see, it's called coalition building,
August 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
*trying to rotate the earth in my mind*