She's Turtle Coded
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Ellie • evil gremlin • Queen of Dipshits • any resemblance to any person living or dead is completely coincidental
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
Cum is curdled pee, pass it on
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Cum is curdled pee, pass it on
Hold on, Doctor, just one more thing before you get back into that, uh, doodad of yours
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Hold on, Doctor, just one more thing before you get back into that, uh, doodad of yours
POV: you're either not a pod person or have been engaged in unsanctioned competitive eating or both I guess
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
POV: you're either not a pod person or have been engaged in unsanctioned competitive eating or both I guess
I was born here, and I intend to die here, my flesh reduced to a soup-, like homogenate in 15 seconds and fed to the next generation if mincing gaywads
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I was born here, and I intend to die here, my flesh reduced to a soup-, like homogenate in 15 seconds and fed to the next generation if mincing gaywads
Okay, hear me out: The Game, but you lose if you think about That Kevin Smith Tweet.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Okay, hear me out: The Game, but you lose if you think about That Kevin Smith Tweet.
I'm Ryan Seacrest and just like so many other Americans, I just made an uh-oh in my psnts
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm Ryan Seacrest and just like so many other Americans, I just made an uh-oh in my psnts
I'm Ryan Seacrest and as you can see a thousand terrible secrets seethe behind the cold lifelessness of my eyes
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm Ryan Seacrest and as you can see a thousand terrible secrets seethe behind the cold lifelessness of my eyes
Ryan Seacrest here to say a words about CHUMBA CASINO
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Ryan Seacrest here to say a words about CHUMBA CASINO
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It's insane how little editing I had to do to make this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's insane how little editing I had to do to make this.
Cardio mea est omnis divisa in partes tres:
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Cardio mea est omnis divisa in partes tres:
YODA GOT RUN OVER BY A BANTHA
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
YODA GOT RUN OVER BY A BANTHA
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
Sometimes a concrete is just a concrete
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes a concrete is just a concrete
Tag urself I'm
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tag urself I'm
Quote with your art with horns
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Quote with your art with horns
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
*hooks thumbs through nipple chain* Now ladies and gennlemen, I may just be a
simple country pervert,
simple country pervert,
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
*hooks thumbs through nipple chain* Now ladies and gennlemen, I may just be a
simple country pervert,
simple country pervert,
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
Did you know that if a bar is above a certain level of snootiness, it is your right and, yes, DUTY, to steal as much toilet paper as you can fit in your purse
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Did you know that if a bar is above a certain level of snootiness, it is your right and, yes, DUTY, to steal as much toilet paper as you can fit in your purse
109% THIS.
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
109% THIS.
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants