Eleanor Cassady, Elderly Transexual
@jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social
Ellie • evil gremlin • Queen of Dipshits • any resemblance to any person living or dead is completely coincidental
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
if u follow me u will probably see my butt
I'm Ryan Seacrest and just like so many other Americans, I just made an uh-oh in my psnts
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm Ryan Seacrest and just like so many other Americans, I just made an uh-oh in my psnts
Even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this.
This confession has meant nothing.
This confession has meant nothing.
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this.
This confession has meant nothing.
This confession has meant nothing.
I'm Ryan Seacrest and as you can see a thousand terrible secrets seethe behind the cold lifelessness of my eyes
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm Ryan Seacrest and as you can see a thousand terrible secrets seethe behind the cold lifelessness of my eyes
Cardio mea est omnis divisa in partes tres:
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Cardio mea est omnis divisa in partes tres:
YODA GOT RUN OVER BY A BANTHA
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
YODA GOT RUN OVER BY A BANTHA
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE
LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN
NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE
Sometimes a concrete is just a concrete
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes a concrete is just a concrete
Tag urself I'm
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tag urself I'm
Also not strictly my art but it is art on me and there are horns
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Also not strictly my art but it is art on me and there are horns
Quote with your art with horns
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Quote with your art with horns
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
It really hurts but there hasn't been much
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants
IT'S TITTY O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
IT'S TITTY O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT
WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY?
OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT
OH SHOW US YOUR TITS
YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN
SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT
WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES
AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT
No time like the present!
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No time like the present!
Happy Halloween oOoooOooOooo
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy Halloween oOoooOooOooo
Greetings from war-torn Portland, Oregon
October 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Greetings from war-torn Portland, Oregon
Regina George was a coward
October 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Regina George was a coward
