beany tuesday
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Kendrick+Bad Bunny+ Weird Al hanging from the ceiling like 50 Cent halftime show would heal the world
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Kendrick+Bad Bunny+ Weird Al hanging from the ceiling like 50 Cent halftime show would heal the world
(3 beers deep, belligerently trying to talk down to the cops for some reason) You just arrested someone who was trying to make the world smile. You realize that, right?
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
(3 beers deep, belligerently trying to talk down to the cops for some reason) You just arrested someone who was trying to make the world smile. You realize that, right?
Post Perfect Tides malaise has me feeling unwell about my own successes as a creator, so I'm bumping my illustrated novella again to remind myself of the potential for pathos in humanism in my own works. If you're a real beanhead I think you'll enjoy it beany-tuesday.itch.io/tmwwwbsasatwi
TMWWWBSASATWI: An Illustrated Novella by Beany Tuesday
beany-tuesday.itch.io
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Post Perfect Tides malaise has me feeling unwell about my own successes as a creator, so I'm bumping my illustrated novella again to remind myself of the potential for pathos in humanism in my own works. If you're a real beanhead I think you'll enjoy it beany-tuesday.itch.io/tmwwwbsasatwi
My Perfect Tides: Station To Station review (spoiler-free)
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My Perfect Tides: Station To Station review (spoiler-free)
First time I ever had a gin and tonic I leapt of my chair and started dancing so hard it sent a bolt of pain shooting throughout my entire body I was 32
January 27, 2026 at 8:09 AM
First time I ever had a gin and tonic I leapt of my chair and started dancing so hard it sent a bolt of pain shooting throughout my entire body I was 32
Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)
With the original Perfect Tides, Meredith Gran went from being one of the best cartoonists in the game to being one of the best game devs. If you care at all about good writing in games, the original is must-play, I cannot praise it enough. Very excited to sink my teeth into the sequel
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
With the original Perfect Tides, Meredith Gran went from being one of the best cartoonists in the game to being one of the best game devs. If you care at all about good writing in games, the original is must-play, I cannot praise it enough. Very excited to sink my teeth into the sequel
Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)
May or may not try to use this site more, but I do miss interacting with people who aren’t on Twitter anymore— if we were mutuals on Twitter and you’re following me on here, let me know so I can find my old pals. It’s gonna be impossible on my own to remember everyone who’s missing
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
May or may not try to use this site more, but I do miss interacting with people who aren’t on Twitter anymore— if we were mutuals on Twitter and you’re following me on here, let me know so I can find my old pals. It’s gonna be impossible on my own to remember everyone who’s missing
New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
Guide To Pets (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guide To Pets (1/2)
Okay, I was skeptical before, but Graham Platner officially won me back with his latest tattoo!
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Okay, I was skeptical before, but Graham Platner officially won me back with his latest tattoo!
Some perspective for anyone annoyed that Kirk got his own holiday-- literally like 15% of all bills passed in congress are to establish shit like Toe Fungus Awareness day
S.Res. 225 by Sen. John Boozman [R-AR] was agreed to yesterday. A resolution designating the week of September 14 through September 20, 2025, as “National Truck Driver Appreciation Week”. https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/sres225 🏛️
September 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Some perspective for anyone annoyed that Kirk got his own holiday-- literally like 15% of all bills passed in congress are to establish shit like Toe Fungus Awareness day
Utilitarian Judge Slaps Shrimp Boat Captain With Five
Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences
Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Utilitarian Judge Slaps Shrimp Boat Captain With Five
Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences
Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
Reposting this oldie because I’m bored
August 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Reposting this oldie because I’m bored
An Essay About Essay(ist)s
July 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
An Essay About Essay(ist)s
Mini essay I wrote about the airport. I hope you enjoy
July 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mini essay I wrote about the airport. I hope you enjoy
GUE 6: Lycanthropification [1/2]
June 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
GUE 6: Lycanthropification [1/2]
“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason
June 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason
I don't have Letterboxd or anything, so sometimes I'll write little reviews of movies and comics and stuff and post it here if that's okay. Okay thank you
June 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I don't have Letterboxd or anything, so sometimes I'll write little reviews of movies and comics and stuff and post it here if that's okay. Okay thank you
Thunderbolts was crap for a dozen different reasons, but they really missed a trick doing another “ooh my trauma” plotline instead of a playing up Sentry’s drug addict past. Breaking your addiction to the greatest high ever known (godlike power) is a way bigger triumph than like ooh I need a hug
May 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thunderbolts was crap for a dozen different reasons, but they really missed a trick doing another “ooh my trauma” plotline instead of a playing up Sentry’s drug addict past. Breaking your addiction to the greatest high ever known (godlike power) is a way bigger triumph than like ooh I need a hug
Spent 4 years getting a philosophy degree so I could make this stupid completely inaccessible comic enjoy
May 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Spent 4 years getting a philosophy degree so I could make this stupid completely inaccessible comic enjoy
