Guide To Pets (2/2)

Thanks pimp. Things seem to be on the turn up for me at the moment, though only time will tell

Deep cut, forgot about this one. Cavemen driving dinosaurs like cars is still a pretty funny turn of phrase

It's probably an easy way for congress to look productive and for representatives to say that they got X number of bills passed

I mean come on

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bracing myself on The Other Site for the deluge of "Erm... some of these guys are actually kind of based 😂" type comments from twitter users named 1000lbRapist

What is it and why

A guaranteed flop with twitter's scarcely-literate median comics reader. Maybe it'll pop off with the 5000IQ Bluesky literati?

Nice to write about something you like for a change. Don't worry, the beatings will continue later this week.

Ranch or cool ranch Mel?

GUE 6: Lycanthropification [2/2]

If the red pill took the red pill

But maybe that’s dumb. I’m just spitballing.

I mean this genuinely, not glibly; these people need a hobby. When you live in the middle of nowhere, and have nothing to seriously care about, I imagine its easier to spend all your free time fantasizing about getting to kill people. But you wouldn’t care so much if you knew the world was beautiful