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Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
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Free use office girlie who's trying to give a presentation to the board but people keep putting their dicks in her mouth.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Free use office girlie who's trying to give a presentation to the board but people keep putting their dicks in her mouth.
I for one am taking the most controversial position that both tennis and pickle ball are gay and should not exist.
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I for one am taking the most controversial position that both tennis and pickle ball are gay and should not exist.
I dunno what everyone was expecting expecting out of Chuck Schumer he’s always been a useless old bitch, made an entire career out of it. This is how this was always going to end because he always will suck the most amount of shit a human being possibly can.
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I dunno what everyone was expecting expecting out of Chuck Schumer he’s always been a useless old bitch, made an entire career out of it. This is how this was always going to end because he always will suck the most amount of shit a human being possibly can.
Hit da fuckin bricks you shrekish fuckin slob literally no one likes you
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hit da fuckin bricks you shrekish fuckin slob literally no one likes you
I know killing the planet is bad and that’s why everyone should hate oil companies but I’m an extremely petty man and I hate them because I have to get bitten by mosquitos in November now
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I know killing the planet is bad and that’s why everyone should hate oil companies but I’m an extremely petty man and I hate them because I have to get bitten by mosquitos in November now
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November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Got followed by a really cool account that’s definitely gonna exist in 2 weeks
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Got followed by a really cool account that’s definitely gonna exist in 2 weeks
Wednesday the high is in the 80s why do I have to live through climate apocalypse man I just want cold weather in November why does everything suck shit
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wednesday the high is in the 80s why do I have to live through climate apocalypse man I just want cold weather in November why does everything suck shit
I bought this mechanical watch from a Russian company that’s been around for like a hundred years. Wound it up every day for almost a year now and this fucker just keeps going. It looks like shit now and I don’t care I’m gonna wear this watch for as long as it works
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I bought this mechanical watch from a Russian company that’s been around for like a hundred years. Wound it up every day for almost a year now and this fucker just keeps going. It looks like shit now and I don’t care I’m gonna wear this watch for as long as it works
Sometimes I look down and realize ‘goddamn I got some hairy ass man titties’ and I’m never gonna do anything about that
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sometimes I look down and realize ‘goddamn I got some hairy ass man titties’ and I’m never gonna do anything about that
I can’t believe I found out tricky dick died at 4 pm. Man work sucked shit but now I officially have to call this a real good day.
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I can’t believe I found out tricky dick died at 4 pm. Man work sucked shit but now I officially have to call this a real good day.
Literally the only good thing about bluesky is I can make a post like this and not have to have an argument with some fucking dipshit about it
And just for the record don’t try to logical fallacy me on rape vs sexual assault you sound like someone who distinguishes between an ephebophile vs a pedophile it’s literally the same thing shut the fuck up
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Literally the only good thing about bluesky is I can make a post like this and not have to have an argument with some fucking dipshit about it
Didn’t he do a lot of rapes I distinctly remember more than just a couple of rapes
Thread: Look I know it's easier cognitively to just have good guys and villains, but a lot of you folks are just not dealing in facts. Andrew Cuomo was a centrist, sure, and he fought a lot with Democrats. But he also pushed some of the most progressive state policies of his era. A partial list. 1/
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Didn’t he do a lot of rapes I distinctly remember more than just a couple of rapes
Man watching those little DoorDash robots or whatever on YouTube just completely fail to navigate crosswalks makes me feel a sense of hope I’m not gonna have to deal with ai in 5 years
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Man watching those little DoorDash robots or whatever on YouTube just completely fail to navigate crosswalks makes me feel a sense of hope I’m not gonna have to deal with ai in 5 years
This is the only one I refuse to believe is real
Mami
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is the only one I refuse to believe is real
Stayed up late just so those fuckin canuckistanians could disappoint me. Fuckin dodgers man I fucking hate baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Stayed up late just so those fuckin canuckistanians could disappoint me. Fuckin dodgers man I fucking hate baseball.
Everyone’s like I like big naturals, I like small perkies. It doesn’t matter if they’re big or small, the best titties on earth are the ones on a woman who lets you put them in your mouth.
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Everyone’s like I like big naturals, I like small perkies. It doesn’t matter if they’re big or small, the best titties on earth are the ones on a woman who lets you put them in your mouth.
Happy Halloween from Mysty and psyduck
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy Halloween from Mysty and psyduck
It’s really hard for to explain to someone who’s never lived in Texas just how much, as a lifelong resident, how much I fuckin hate Texas
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s really hard for to explain to someone who’s never lived in Texas just how much, as a lifelong resident, how much I fuckin hate Texas
Man I just made the mistake of going on to tik tok and looking up the ‘hawk tuah is boring. I’m gonna fart on it’ meme and now I’m scrolling through the fart fetish content rapidly trying to tell this Chinese ai I’m not into it I just wanted to see the meme
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Man I just made the mistake of going on to tik tok and looking up the ‘hawk tuah is boring. I’m gonna fart on it’ meme and now I’m scrolling through the fart fetish content rapidly trying to tell this Chinese ai I’m not into it I just wanted to see the meme
Apparently a bunch of people are going to lose the ability to get food because they will no longer have food stamps and maybe some of those people should make some real ass adult decisions about who exactly is responsible for that and take the next logical step
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Apparently a bunch of people are going to lose the ability to get food because they will no longer have food stamps and maybe some of those people should make some real ass adult decisions about who exactly is responsible for that and take the next logical step
If I were 12 years old I’d be like ‘is this the Canadian knockoff version of friends this sucks dick’
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If I were 12 years old I’d be like ‘is this the Canadian knockoff version of friends this sucks dick’
Why does the bluesky logo look different on my phone now am I having a stroke or did it change
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Why does the bluesky logo look different on my phone now am I having a stroke or did it change
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gay vegans? like pick a struggle bro 😂
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
gay vegans? like pick a struggle bro 😂
You ever just sometimes forget to post online
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You ever just sometimes forget to post online