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Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
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I just saw a commercial for some medication for bulging eyes and honestly that sounds fake as hell but but if you have that you should kill the sitting president of the United States for making you have to live with it what the fuck is this fake disease and why do like 500 people have to suffer
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I just saw a commercial for some medication for bulging eyes and honestly that sounds fake as hell but but if you have that you should kill the sitting president of the United States for making you have to live with it what the fuck is this fake disease and why do like 500 people have to suffer
It’s so fucking funny they brought maduro back to America so they could charge him with drug trafficking and ‘owning machine guns’. Like why didn’t they just kill him it would have been way less embarrassing than whatever the fuck they’re about to do in 6 months
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
It’s so fucking funny they brought maduro back to America so they could charge him with drug trafficking and ‘owning machine guns’. Like why didn’t they just kill him it would have been way less embarrassing than whatever the fuck they’re about to do in 6 months
Just beat off. It’s so simple. Just stroke your shit until you bust and afterwards you’ll be like ‘damn thank god I decided against zappin my Gooch’
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Just beat off. It’s so simple. Just stroke your shit until you bust and afterwards you’ll be like ‘damn thank god I decided against zappin my Gooch’
I hope god is real because I’m really looking forward to kicking the dilbert guys ass when I see him in hell. Last month of your life converting to Christianity? Fucking weak, bitch. I grew up in the church of Christ the big man upstairs can hold a serious grudge
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I hope god is real because I’m really looking forward to kicking the dilbert guys ass when I see him in hell. Last month of your life converting to Christianity? Fucking weak, bitch. I grew up in the church of Christ the big man upstairs can hold a serious grudge
Watching the second to last Harry Potter movie with my kids and you know for his whole thing being killing people, wizard Hitler really does suck ass at it
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Watching the second to last Harry Potter movie with my kids and you know for his whole thing being killing people, wizard Hitler really does suck ass at it
You know what’s awesome about America toppling a government and assuming authority in a foreign country? It always works and you’re never remembered as the biggest piece of shit on planet earth
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You know what’s awesome about America toppling a government and assuming authority in a foreign country? It always works and you’re never remembered as the biggest piece of shit on planet earth
The humane society needs to stop ai generating dogs to get people to come in this is unsettling
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The humane society needs to stop ai generating dogs to get people to come in this is unsettling
I’m sorry it’s 8:49 pm your new years doesn’t count I live in the lords time zone
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’m sorry it’s 8:49 pm your new years doesn’t count I live in the lords time zone
I kind of appreciate there’s commercials in streaming now. Reminds me I have to piss. I sit down at home because I live with all girls but I’m a standing piss guy at work you know because I’m not gay.
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I kind of appreciate there’s commercials in streaming now. Reminds me I have to piss. I sit down at home because I live with all girls but I’m a standing piss guy at work you know because I’m not gay.
It rules being American. I can say things like ‘fuck Belgium that’s not a real country give it to France’ or ‘I’m sorry what language do they speak in Austria again? Oh German? Not a real country’. Fuck that whole continent I have zero respect for any of those tiny pathetic countries.
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It rules being American. I can say things like ‘fuck Belgium that’s not a real country give it to France’ or ‘I’m sorry what language do they speak in Austria again? Oh German? Not a real country’. Fuck that whole continent I have zero respect for any of those tiny pathetic countries.
Not to be a downer on Christmas Eve but what in the fuck is Amazon one medical
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not to be a downer on Christmas Eve but what in the fuck is Amazon one medical
I think why I like Shaq so much is yeah he’s a rich guy, but he’s also just out there havin a good time. Hes not like magic Johnson turning his money into owning every Starbucks on the west coast and buying the dodgers. Hes just a good time hang out guy. Money is fake who cares
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I think why I like Shaq so much is yeah he’s a rich guy, but he’s also just out there havin a good time. Hes not like magic Johnson turning his money into owning every Starbucks on the west coast and buying the dodgers. Hes just a good time hang out guy. Money is fake who cares
Hell yeah brother
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hell yeah brother
Listen I’m not some woke warrior or whatever, but if we’re all being honest with ourselves, these trans girls got some nice ass titties.
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Listen I’m not some woke warrior or whatever, but if we’re all being honest with ourselves, these trans girls got some nice ass titties.
That movie with Val Kilmer and lions fucking ruled. What a fucking stupid movie. Like that has ever happened, just a stupid guys idea of what Africa is like.
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That movie with Val Kilmer and lions fucking ruled. What a fucking stupid movie. Like that has ever happened, just a stupid guys idea of what Africa is like.
Man the muppet Christmas carol just hits hard every year. Pigs and frogs having babies. The cripple frog dies. Makes me cry every time.
December 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Man the muppet Christmas carol just hits hard every year. Pigs and frogs having babies. The cripple frog dies. Makes me cry every time.
Really big yp, not even close to a mp.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Really big yp, not even close to a mp.
I took the day off today and someone texted me from work that a garbage truck we were gonna work on caught fire in the parking lot and it sounds like a really great day to not be there. Big man upstairs every once in awhile seems to just have my back.
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I took the day off today and someone texted me from work that a garbage truck we were gonna work on caught fire in the parking lot and it sounds like a really great day to not be there. Big man upstairs every once in awhile seems to just have my back.
Fucking December in Texas. Fuck this fuck a green Christmas fuck these retards who continue to say climate change isn’t real fuck all of it fuck everything from now until forever
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fucking December in Texas. Fuck this fuck a green Christmas fuck these retards who continue to say climate change isn’t real fuck all of it fuck everything from now until forever
I’m not some fancy chef, I’m not cooking gourmet meals. I’ve taught my kids, who are almost grown now, you got a protein you got some vegetables it’s all good. Cooking is a chore fuck spending time in the kitchen if you don’t enjoy it just go easy mode and get the essentials in
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m not some fancy chef, I’m not cooking gourmet meals. I’ve taught my kids, who are almost grown now, you got a protein you got some vegetables it’s all good. Cooking is a chore fuck spending time in the kitchen if you don’t enjoy it just go easy mode and get the essentials in
You know I’m not normally a guy who’s like ‘we should nuke x place’ but Riyadh is really testing me on this. Outside of Washington DC, if we’re all being honest,
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know I’m not normally a guy who’s like ‘we should nuke x place’ but Riyadh is really testing me on this. Outside of Washington DC, if we’re all being honest,
I’m not a deadhead but I do really enjoy the Grateful Dead. I fucking hate so much that John Mayer gets to jam with those guys. The fucking shithead who built a career off of making 14 year old girls horny for him and then making atrocious blues guitar albums gets to hang with the Grateful Dead
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m not a deadhead but I do really enjoy the Grateful Dead. I fucking hate so much that John Mayer gets to jam with those guys. The fucking shithead who built a career off of making 14 year old girls horny for him and then making atrocious blues guitar albums gets to hang with the Grateful Dead
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starting a support group for all the women who have survived a lecture from a man about the band Tool
August 15, 2024 at 8:51 PM
starting a support group for all the women who have survived a lecture from a man about the band Tool
So mad I’m old enough to believe in the American dream but still young enough to realize this whole thing is held up with popsicle sticks and Elmer’s glue. What a fucking cursed existence to own a home in America and still have to look down the barrel of the gun and know it means nothing.
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So mad I’m old enough to believe in the American dream but still young enough to realize this whole thing is held up with popsicle sticks and Elmer’s glue. What a fucking cursed existence to own a home in America and still have to look down the barrel of the gun and know it means nothing.