Chase 🎃🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🎃
@tittysommelier.bsky.social
Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
All right boys we’re cookin now we can make this happen. The football coach? We’re calling in an old favorite. He’s older than 50 but it works for the role. Kevin Costner
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
All right boys we’re cookin now we can make this happen. The football coach? We’re calling in an old favorite. He’s older than 50 but it works for the role. Kevin Costner
Really a not me. Us. Type of post
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Really a not me. Us. Type of post
This feels like when 84 month car leases became a thing
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This feels like when 84 month car leases became a thing
It’s the blind side, but we’re doing Alabama not Tennessee. That’s the difference
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s the blind side, but we’re doing Alabama not Tennessee. That’s the difference
This movie just writes itself
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This movie just writes itself
Black athletic kid gets fostered by the white football hs coach and his waspy wife. He comes from a troubled home. The coach isn’t thrilled that he’s black because we’re in Alabama. The wife says this to the kid. 30 minutes later: scholarship offer to the university of Alabama.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Black athletic kid gets fostered by the white football hs coach and his waspy wife. He comes from a troubled home. The coach isn’t thrilled that he’s black because we’re in Alabama. The wife says this to the kid. 30 minutes later: scholarship offer to the university of Alabama.
I’m just gonna sweat my nuts off until I die. We got one day of cold weather down here (today). Then tomorrow: 85 degrees.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m just gonna sweat my nuts off until I die. We got one day of cold weather down here (today). Then tomorrow: 85 degrees.
It’s going to be 80 degrees forever
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s going to be 80 degrees forever
I feel like we could make this into a Disney movie
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I feel like we could make this into a Disney movie
All right fine I’ll rt it you won me over
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All right fine I’ll rt it you won me over
These posts are borderline too horny even by my standards. Really flirting with the line here
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
These posts are borderline too horny even by my standards. Really flirting with the line here
We had a rare opportunity to do something really cool and ol chucky couldn’t see it through. Just a cucks cuck if there ever were one.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We had a rare opportunity to do something really cool and ol chucky couldn’t see it through. Just a cucks cuck if there ever were one.
When my youngest graduates high school in 5 years I’m hitting the nuclear button on life and going to wherever has the most snow anywhere
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When my youngest graduates high school in 5 years I’m hitting the nuclear button on life and going to wherever has the most snow anywhere
Like what kind of hot fucking garbage is this
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Like what kind of hot fucking garbage is this
We’re about to enter the cool zone.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We’re about to enter the cool zone.
Like I know some people feel the obligation to vote to try and open up the government so some people can eat but you can just literally not vote and let’s decide, me and you brother, exactly who’s fault this is.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Like I know some people feel the obligation to vote to try and open up the government so some people can eat but you can just literally not vote and let’s decide, me and you brother, exactly who’s fault this is.
You can be just like me and know the democrats are fucking useless and it makes your job a whole lot easier
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You can be just like me and know the democrats are fucking useless and it makes your job a whole lot easier
Listen brother I’m not even saying someone should kill that old ass bitch. I’m just saying maybe it would be good if he just died of natural causes, like tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Listen brother I’m not even saying someone should kill that old ass bitch. I’m just saying maybe it would be good if he just died of natural causes, like tomorrow