perfume collector, cat mother, maenad
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but i am constantly fighting the nasty little voice in my head that says i am too old and fat and uncultured to go out in those places
but i am constantly fighting the nasty little voice in my head that says i am too old and fat and uncultured to go out in those places
me: do you think Joe Camel ate pussy
my date, under his breath: oh my god
me: do you think Joe Camel ate pussy
my date, under his breath: oh my god
my dad: that's Scarlet Johansson
me: no SJ is blonde
dad: she could change her hair
me: it's not her. that's a different person. are you sure you know what SJ looks like
dad: i still think it's Scarlet Johansson
my dad: that's Scarlet Johansson
me: no SJ is blonde
dad: she could change her hair
me: it's not her. that's a different person. are you sure you know what SJ looks like
dad: i still think it's Scarlet Johansson
just trying to give the little prince the optimal pooping setup
just trying to give the little prince the optimal pooping setup
i do like one lotion which always runs out & it cracks me up when the girls there treat me like a dunce for not getting it sooner. you fool. you didn't get your Vanilla Bean Noel & now you look stupid
i do like one lotion which always runs out & it cracks me up when the girls there treat me like a dunce for not getting it sooner. you fool. you didn't get your Vanilla Bean Noel & now you look stupid
1. gemology & jewelry design
2. lash extensions
3. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
4. girl groups from the 60's
5. ASMR
6. the ocean
7. going to the movies by myself
8. Korean spa
9. cooking for other people
10. female saints and mystics
1. Horror Films
2. Sludge Metal
3. Absinthe
4. Urban Legends, The Paranormal & Cryptids
5. Golden Age Simpsons
6. Boomer Shooters
7. Horror Literature
8. Pasta Bolognese
9. Cute Little Critters
10. Autumn
1. Old video games
2. Pro wrestling
3. Video games
4. All things 80's
5. Music
6. Comics
7. Tokusatsu, esp Kamen Rider
8. Old anime
9. 80's toys
10. Strange and weird movies
1. gemology & jewelry design
2. lash extensions
3. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
4. girl groups from the 60's
5. ASMR
6. the ocean
7. going to the movies by myself
8. Korean spa
9. cooking for other people
10. female saints and mystics
but he did help me out and told me to go to the Costco tire center where they would charge me a lot less
but he did help me out and told me to go to the Costco tire center where they would charge me a lot less
i did find the personal ad i wrote for a witch seeking Satan and that made me laugh
i did find the personal ad i wrote for a witch seeking Satan and that made me laugh