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bbw princess
perfume collector, cat mother, maenad
TX
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my cat's two modes are Don't Fucking Look At Me and I Need To Be Literally Inside Your Skin and Hair
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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late-medieval protestant healthmaxxing?? ohh u mean the diet of worms
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Everything would suck a lot less if actions didn't have to fucking speak louder than words
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
there are so many cute things to do where i live that i want to experience

but i am constantly fighting the nasty little voice in my head that says i am too old and fat and uncultured to go out in those places
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Mugler's shows in the 80's were so iconic!!
Thierry Mugler Fall/Winter 1982. PUUUUUUR BITCH!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
yes Cassian Andor i also have friends everywhere except the friends are men who like my feet
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
my date: ask me anything, what do you want to know baby girl

me: do you think Joe Camel ate pussy

my date, under his breath: oh my god
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i'm into wrestling in the sense that i love seeing what Stone Cold Steve Austin's barn cats are up to
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
don't be jealous because i am a cunty little shallot and you are a regular yellow onion
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
hello rich people, it is me, a filthy middle class peasant. are y'all really sampling caviar off the back of your hands like salt when you do a tequila shot? is there not a little plate in your mansion? please let me know
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
last night at the movies we saw an ad for Emirates airline which had a lady in it

my dad: that's Scarlet Johansson

me: no SJ is blonde

dad: she could change her hair

me: it's not her. that's a different person. are you sure you know what SJ looks like

dad: i still think it's Scarlet Johansson
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i'm a hater in the way i think Ugg boots are ugly and i'm questioning your judgement if that baby isn't wearing a coat in the winter. you're a hater because your soul is corrupt and your spirit is foul and bitter
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
does anyone have a litter robot and can you tell me about it

just trying to give the little prince the optimal pooping setup
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i got a Thai iced green tea with sea cream and now i feel a lot better
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i don't shop often at Bath & Body Works bc i'm not into paraffin candles nor am i in middle school

i do like one lotion which always runs out & it cracks me up when the girls there treat me like a dunce for not getting it sooner. you fool. you didn't get your Vanilla Bean Noel & now you look stupid
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
if anyone had a lamb or cow or horse or mini donkey i could pet i would appreciate it
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
whenever i have a day when i'm not feeling sick it's either "i want to relax and enjoy this" or "i have to get 50 things done before i start feeling bad again"
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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being a rape survivor and hearing the language of children being "young women" is fucking disgusting.
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i am the homie who sits in silence like a freak. mostly because i need to be able to hear my cat when he starts causing a ruckus in my house
everyone has that one homie who's brain doesn't work unless there's a show on in the background
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it feels weird to be a person who loves to cook and think about and talk about food but the idea of actually eating food makes me feel like throwing up most of the time
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
10 random things that i like

1. gemology & jewelry design
2. lash extensions
3. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
4. girl groups from the 60's
5. ASMR
6. the ocean
7. going to the movies by myself
8. Korean spa
9. cooking for other people
10. female saints and mystics
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like

1. Horror Films
2. Sludge Metal
3. Absinthe
4. Urban Legends, The Paranormal & Cryptids
5. Golden Age Simpsons
6. Boomer Shooters
7. Horror Literature
8. Pasta Bolognese
9. Cute Little Critters
10. Autumn
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like

1. Old video games
2. Pro wrestling
3. Video games
4. All things 80's
5. Music
6. Comics
7. Tokusatsu, esp Kamen Rider
8. Old anime
9. 80's toys
10. Strange and weird movies
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
trying to get my tire pressure sensor replaced and the guy at Toyota was like "just buy the part on Amazon and get someone to put it in for you" my guy i think that someone may in fact be You

but he did help me out and told me to go to the Costco tire center where they would charge me a lot less
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Crispin Glover is touring here next month and i can't tell if he is showing a movie or dramatic reading or Powerpoint presentation
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
oh boy reading the poetry i wrote about all the men i slept with during the dark old time is uh, bleak

i did find the personal ad i wrote for a witch seeking Satan and that made me laugh
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i don't know what the scientists at Shake Shack are up to but the Christmas cookies shake does in fact taste like those soft white cookies with the frosting and sprinkles you had at your 3rd grade holiday party
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM