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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
I go jail mode at work sometimes and don't think about ever leaving. So today I thought we had three more hours but we're done
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I go jail mode at work sometimes and don't think about ever leaving. So today I thought we had three more hours but we're done
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Huh well it turns out I heard from a few federal workers about this and well
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Huh well it turns out I heard from a few federal workers about this and well
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
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They should make Bluesky so it’s like some kind of “everything” app
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
They should make Bluesky so it’s like some kind of “everything” app
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If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
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It's snowing in Georgia so at first I thought it was ash
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's snowing in Georgia so at first I thought it was ash
The ACA was a Heritage Foundation idea
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The ACA was a Heritage Foundation idea
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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Some of you are too annoying to be allowed to post
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Some of you are too annoying to be allowed to post
Chuck Schumer was afraid the democrats would take the blame if something good happened
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Chuck Schumer was afraid the democrats would take the blame if something good happened
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Mamdani is going to impose Dennis Farina law where you can throw someone in the trunk if they tell you to get your shine box.
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Dennis Farina law where you can throw someone in the trunk if they tell you to get your shine box.
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Honored you would play the world's smallest violin, which must be very difficult, to accompany my misfortune
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Honored you would play the world's smallest violin, which must be very difficult, to accompany my misfortune
I'm too old for all fiction except tales of the sea claiming your life in some fashion
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm too old for all fiction except tales of the sea claiming your life in some fashion
Every flat surface in my bedroom just becomes a shelf. Inevitable. All is shelf
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Every flat surface in my bedroom just becomes a shelf. Inevitable. All is shelf
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you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
March 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
4k Harry Potter where they let Rowling insert new slurs
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
4k Harry Potter where they let Rowling insert new slurs
The democrats exist to neuter the momentum of the democrats
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The democrats exist to neuter the momentum of the democrats
Need some sort of portable solution like a camelback. On the go or on the couch potatoes
I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Need some sort of portable solution like a camelback. On the go or on the couch potatoes
Low Country for Boiled Men
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Low Country for Boiled Men
Went out with the dog and she seemed confused because it was summer yesterday
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Went out with the dog and she seemed confused because it was summer yesterday
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When my back hurts I wish I was kicked in the head
I often owe my life to all the aurochs that never kicked me
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
When my back hurts I wish I was kicked in the head