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Trump ascribes any bad characteristic to dogs. Maybe he just needs an adorable puppy to melt his heart
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mark Cuban sold a company that no longer exists then bought a basketball team. Going to the mat for him is like proclaiming the brilliant financial mind behind finding a $20 bill on the ground
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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can’t believe they killed every single one of the stranger things kids
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Got my 9/11 Spider-Man. The one where Dr. Doom cries
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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he's not sorry
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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save me low poly bread and cheese
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Detail from this capybara shirt 🫡
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Saddam Hussein
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December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The Rankin-Bass Extended Universe
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Hans Moleman who did NOT die
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.
November 30, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Love my new exasperated racoon hat
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I thought people were calling Martin Scorsese Marty Supreme and he had a new movie
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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so are Aubrey Plaza and Nakatomi Plaza siblings, or married?
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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ahhhhhh yesss a fine vintage indeed mygoodsir
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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family: when are you getting a job?
me:
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I can't imagine Donald Trump doing many normal things such as enjoying Christmas with his family
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Leave him alone!
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Won't know how I fucked this up until I get home
I think I did all the wrapping. Now to worry that I did not because I forgot something.
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This fuckass app won't let me save gifs. This is violence against millennials
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Barely opened any presents and I'm covered in glitter of unknown provenance
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM