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Phil
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He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.
Go eat some pommes frites or some shit and shut the fuck up
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.

I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.

Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yeah, no. It’s actually Jingle-hYmer-Schmidt. With a Y. Yeah, I know. Crazy, right? It’s like otherwise, it’s. Yeah, I know! It’s, yeah, basically the same name.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ecto Cooler.
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Hush hush
Keep it down now
Voices Gary
November 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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draw me like one of your French girls (with me holding a baguette like it’s my schlong)
May 27, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Antifa Dick Cheney is like a 2018 Twitter handle
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Who the fuck is “Lizza”? We’ve just had a week of fucking “Nuzzi”.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Ok, so I just figured out Ryan Liizza wasn’t Chris Cillizza. There are way too many of these media freaks to keep track of.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Everyone reading that new Lizza post like Herzog listening to the bear attack recording
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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happy anniversary
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ok, so I just figured out Ryan Liizza wasn’t Chris Cillizza. There are way too many of these media freaks to keep track of.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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If you let the Dominos delivery tracker just keep running, it'll start telling you all the fucked up shit the delivery driver does with the rest of their day.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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they designed a teddy bear that can perfectly simulate recently divorced people who married their high school sweetheart
Amazing stuff
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
America loves Kumma, the pervy teddy bear!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Me: I'm your private Prancer, a Prancer for Santa-

You: You know there's already a reindeer named Dancer, right?

(I throw the turkey through the God Damn window)

Me: I think you could work a little harder at making Thanksgiving a success.
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.

Support the Fetterman Book Fund!

👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Me looking at the air fryer basket as I give it a shake.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Steely Daniel Tiger
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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A rare 1992 sighting of Yo La Tengo's alter ego — SLEEPING PILL.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM