tom
tomwalker.bsky.social
tom
@tomwalker.bsky.social
I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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January 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
$82k raised by the goo crew community so far!! wahoo!!
We are at $70k (!!!) raised for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota and the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! If we hit $100k, @libbycwatson.com will drive 5 hours to eat at Criss Angel's Breakfast Lunch and Pizza! Let's make it happen! Fuck ICE! twitch.tv/gooffkings
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Stefan is live playing Mario Party with HCJustin, Ricky Peacock, and Northernlion! 😲 We've raised almost $40,000 for Minnesota already!!! Wow!!!! www.twitch.tv/northernlion
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
You can’t see peoples replies on here right
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Tomorrow we’ll be raising money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota with our friends in the Goo Crew! We’re gonna be playing Lethal Company, Peak, REPO, and a bunch of other fun games all day - drop by to watch and help out!
January 28, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Piggy…
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 AM
On my way to a @fabtcg.com event to play Riptide, Lurker of the Deep! It’s a deck where you shoot arrows as a big stinky fat guy. I should have practised but spent time watercolouring these little tokens I use instead. The deck is not particularly good in this meta. Or any meta. But it’ll be nice
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Piggy Cam
January 22, 2026 at 8:59 AM
i like playing the collectible card game "flesh and blood". my win rate is approaching 1% and yet it's still a neat game. cool!
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
just roasted asparagus and did a shitty job. it was only one bunch so who cares. i left it in the oven too long and it got wrinkly and limp and flavourless - fine! and now i get to remember that when my piss smells weird later. who cares
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
here's my stream schedule this week - Truck, the rage platformer Level Devil and then seeing what different subreddits were posting on Christmas/New Years including our challenge coin and gun owning friends over at r/EDC!
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Most confusing parental gift of the year for me was this big book about gladiators by Harry Sidebottom. I have not expressed an interest in gladiators to my parents but I understand why they took the swing (weird son)
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Saw a eel today
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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I'm doing a subathon on monday!!!

twitch.tv/pizza_suplex
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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are you a terminally online man with a patient wife who likes to laugh? we're the perfect solution to your gifting needs
"Oh it's bloody almost christmas and I've got no pressies for me wife! Me Asda shut after Brexit!" That's what you sound like.

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December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bro is derivative of the works of Salvador Dali
December 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I love watching @tomwalker.bsky.social streams so I drew one
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i am live playing an anime game called "Merry Bunny Garden" dressed as a maid. I am not linking to the stream but if you want to see me very uncomfortable, the URL is easy to find. sorry
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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this is happening TOMORROW! santa said he's going to chase us from house to house to make sure we have the best sleepover ever!!! all day goo crew streaming to raise money for the greater chicago food depository! starting on twitch.tv/hcjustin at 9am pacific, i'll be on at 1pm
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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and this
October 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I love using the NovaBlade Pro from @corsair.com to defeat my hated foe @bajo.bsky.social! Compatible with the Playstation 5, covered in buttons with a beautiful leverless layout - my, my, what a wonderful little item! #ad #spon
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
been messing around with a PS2 to get it running games off a HDD and finally got everything working and looking nice. took a pic to show it to da groupchat and this snapshot of the games is brutal
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM