tom
@tomwalker.bsky.social
I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
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@tomwalker.bsky.social
· Jul 17
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
I'M BACK STREAMING!!!! Two streams, one, an exploration of the joy of rolling up stuff and being a little guy, the other, a cutting insight into masculinity in the modern day.... by asking youtube how to walk and sit like a man.
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'M BACK STREAMING!!!! Two streams, one, an exploration of the joy of rolling up stuff and being a little guy, the other, a cutting insight into masculinity in the modern day.... by asking youtube how to walk and sit like a man.
twitch.tv/tomwalker
twitch.tv/tomwalker
i am still laughing about "Caricature Japan Kiyomizu Ninenzaka Store" which is a caricature place i walked by in kyoto and where i took this photo of two people happily posing with one of the cruellest caricatures i've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i am still laughing about "Caricature Japan Kiyomizu Ninenzaka Store" which is a caricature place i walked by in kyoto and where i took this photo of two people happily posing with one of the cruellest caricatures i've ever seen
Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life
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Guide To Pets (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guide To Pets (1/2)
Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind
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Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream!
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
stream schedule this week - i can't wait to play Unfair Flips by @hthrflwrs.bsky.social, which was inspired by Coin Stream!
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
And for the other stream, it's Dealer Tom's choice - mister walkers delights are on the menu, whatever fickle form they take on the day!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Well I wanted to spend today sitting in my favourite basket but it looks like someone had the same idea
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
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this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator
Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule
October 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Watching bar rescue (episode: tailgate/anything you can yell) and lol at the terrible chef who clearly didn’t follow the “don’t wear logos or brands” rule
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cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself
September 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself
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With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos
September 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos
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We had a guest director for a theatre production at my college who ran a mime ministry with his wife. During tech rehearsals, he came out of the closet via Facebook. And his wife and everyone in his ministry out in California had to deal with the fallout as he finished his play in Michigan
September 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We had a guest director for a theatre production at my college who ran a mime ministry with his wife. During tech rehearsals, he came out of the closet via Facebook. And his wife and everyone in his ministry out in California had to deal with the fallout as he finished his play in Michigan
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These were in the quad at my college once, first time i passed one had a purple sash on and i thought "Who do you think you are mime jesus?"
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
September 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These were in the quad at my college once, first time i passed one had a purple sash on and i thought "Who do you think you are mime jesus?"
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
The next time i passed they were crucifying him 😔
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA
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New second channel slop btw
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
New second channel slop btw
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY
youtu.be/Q83vw9MBWdY
VR is the future of gaming
September 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
VR is the future of gaming
Took a photo of Demi and norm on the podcast set while setting up the cam because they looked so nice
September 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Took a photo of Demi and norm on the podcast set while setting up the cam because they looked so nice
I am pooping and it’s making a sound like a car backfiring into mud
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I am pooping and it’s making a sound like a car backfiring into mud
Found these two scripts from when I was auditioning for bake-off AU. The audition process was write four scripts for openers, two scripts for introducing bakes, improv a bench visit and then deliver star baker/baker going home news. Having written all that out - man that was a weird amount of work
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Found these two scripts from when I was auditioning for bake-off AU. The audition process was write four scripts for openers, two scripts for introducing bakes, improv a bench visit and then deliver star baker/baker going home news. Having written all that out - man that was a weird amount of work
I’m actually just making love to a blank page right now. Perhaps you could check in with me later?
September 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I’m actually just making love to a blank page right now. Perhaps you could check in with me later?
hosted the foxtel upfronts with my friend natalie from bakeoff australia. they loaned me an outfit and we brought various corporate people onstage to talk about projects of varying levels of evil. anyway here's three photos of me wearing a blazer with a pocket kerchief under corporate logos
September 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hosted the foxtel upfronts with my friend natalie from bakeoff australia. they loaned me an outfit and we brought various corporate people onstage to talk about projects of varying levels of evil. anyway here's three photos of me wearing a blazer with a pocket kerchief under corporate logos
Hello i interviewed Kelarnie from the current season of Bake Off AU (my job) for fun! Kelarnie rocks. She doesn’t have a Bluesky (she is not annoying/old) but check her and her bakes out on ig/tiktok and the great Australian bake-off! (binge/foxtel)
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Hello i interviewed Kelarnie from the current season of Bake Off AU (my job) for fun! Kelarnie rocks. She doesn’t have a Bluesky (she is not annoying/old) but check her and her bakes out on ig/tiktok and the great Australian bake-off! (binge/foxtel)