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ESRB Rating TEEN: Crude Humor, Mild Blood, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes.
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GOT A BUDGET FOR THE LAWYER THO
its like seeing a celebrity in public
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
GOT A BUDGET FOR THE LAWYER THO
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FUCK IT, I DON'T WANNA GO TO COURT
its like seeing a celebrity in public
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
FUCK IT, I DON'T WANNA GO TO COURT
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MY FUCKING GOAT!!!
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
MY FUCKING GOAT!!!
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DAMN
LIFES SO SHORT
LIFES SO SHORT
its like seeing a celebrity in public
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
DAMN
LIFES SO SHORT
LIFES SO SHORT
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December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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had a vivid dream you had to cite when you made a reference in a post
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
had a vivid dream you had to cite when you made a reference in a post
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November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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this is final fantasy xiv raid mechanics
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
this is final fantasy xiv raid mechanics
I shouldn't have watched this, because when I put on the next episode of Fargo season 3 I'm just gonna be more pissed off at how slapdash nh is at making Minnesota Noir.
My ★★★★★ review of A Simple Plan (1998)
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My ★★★★★ review of A Simple Plan (1998)
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A ★★★★★ review of A Simple Plan (1998)
Starting to think the money wasn't worth all that. A classic noir tale of falling from the little grace you can find in this world. Noah Hawley spent 5 seasons trying to capture the feel of a coen cap...
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February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I shouldn't have watched this, because when I put on the next episode of Fargo season 3 I'm just gonna be more pissed off at how slapdash nh is at making Minnesota Noir.
My ★★★★★ review of A Simple Plan (1998)
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My ★★★★★ review of A Simple Plan (1998)
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Pee-Wee Herman could survive a Hannibal/Red Dragon/ Silence of the Lambs situation but Will Graham wouldn't make it past breakfast in Pee-Wee's world.
September 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pee-Wee Herman could survive a Hannibal/Red Dragon/ Silence of the Lambs situation but Will Graham wouldn't make it past breakfast in Pee-Wee's world.
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you'll always be famous
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
you'll always be famous
Big E officially retiring from the ring... Only one way to honor him
youtu.be/JOSQonKnARY?...
youtu.be/JOSQonKnARY?...
Big E with Milk, Sausages and his Friends
YouTube video by Big E
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February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Big E officially retiring from the ring... Only one way to honor him
youtu.be/JOSQonKnARY?...
youtu.be/JOSQonKnARY?...
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 06,1958
February 06,1958
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 06,1958
February 06,1958
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And now, a preview of coming attractions from Columbia TriStar Home Entertainment
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
And now, a preview of coming attractions from Columbia TriStar Home Entertainment
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so funny to not say dick because it's a no-no word and then immediately follow it up with the most racist thing I've heard since the official white house twitter account last night
incalculable H E Double Hockey Sticks energy
incalculable H E Double Hockey Sticks energy
This man has literally zero self awareness. I honestly can't decide between Cody Rhodes or Dwayne as the most out of touch person in wrestling. He really doesn't understand that nickname was ironic cause he was trying to explain racism to a black man in AEW. But this got a pop in WWE...
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
so funny to not say dick because it's a no-no word and then immediately follow it up with the most racist thing I've heard since the official white house twitter account last night
incalculable H E Double Hockey Sticks energy
incalculable H E Double Hockey Sticks energy
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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ok this guy is definitely doing the dick doping because how is that so clean
"The British Olympic Association... is understood to be relaxed that Kenworthy has given a personal opinion on a subject that sits outside the Games." www.thetimes.com/sport/winter...
GB skier avoids censure for writing ‘F*** ice’ in snow ‘with urine’
Gus Kenworthy, whose Instagram account boasts 1.2million followers, will not face disciplinary action for message about US immigration officials
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February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
ok this guy is definitely doing the dick doping because how is that so clean
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It's October so I had one more suggestion for this list, Evolver (1995)
October 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's October so I had one more suggestion for this list, Evolver (1995)
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Botchamania 526!
Oil Rumble, Saudi fans getting what they want but booing HHH anyway, Callis losing teeth, Japanese Barricades, photoshopped pecs, fans trying to steal Ilja's coat, Always Sunny In Philadelphia references & everything else keeping wrestling predictable in 2026
Botchamania 526!
Oil Rumble, Saudi fans getting what they want but booing HHH anyway, Callis losing teeth, Japanese Barricades, photoshopped pecs, fans trying to steal Ilja's coat, Always Sunny In Philadelphia references & everything else keeping wrestling predictable in 2026
Botchamania 526
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February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Botchamania 526!
Oil Rumble, Saudi fans getting what they want but booing HHH anyway, Callis losing teeth, Japanese Barricades, photoshopped pecs, fans trying to steal Ilja's coat, Always Sunny In Philadelphia references & everything else keeping wrestling predictable in 2026
Botchamania 526!
Oil Rumble, Saudi fans getting what they want but booing HHH anyway, Callis losing teeth, Japanese Barricades, photoshopped pecs, fans trying to steal Ilja's coat, Always Sunny In Philadelphia references & everything else keeping wrestling predictable in 2026
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran