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I didn't realize chuck shumer was doing narration for the nintendo direct
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I didn't realize chuck shumer was doing narration for the nintendo direct
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Capcom begging fans to not shove the Leon amiibo up their asses.
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Capcom begging fans to not shove the Leon amiibo up their asses.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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i also just put up these resident evil sticker grab bags! $10 for 5 random vinyl stickers, most of them are sparkly or shiny ✨ shopglitchbat.com/collections/...
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
i also just put up these resident evil sticker grab bags! $10 for 5 random vinyl stickers, most of them are sparkly or shiny ✨ shopglitchbat.com/collections/...
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when the bottom of the food dish has been visible for more than 19 seconds
February 8, 2024 at 1:42 AM
when the bottom of the food dish has been visible for more than 19 seconds
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labour have lost the beano. there's no coming back from this starmer must resign
August 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
labour have lost the beano. there's no coming back from this starmer must resign
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I need y’all to know
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I need y’all to know
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
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oh my goodness lol
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
oh my goodness lol
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It brings me no joy to correct How Many Cigarettes but I found
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It brings me no joy to correct How Many Cigarettes but I found
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
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Watching Hyper Villain (2011) and losing my shit as I realize the other role I know the titular villain from ... Burgermon Ex-Aid
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Watching Hyper Villain (2011) and losing my shit as I realize the other role I know the titular villain from ... Burgermon Ex-Aid
You know the graps were good on dynamite when I immediately go on a 5-1 run in tekken afterwards.
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
You know the graps were good on dynamite when I immediately go on a 5-1 run in tekken afterwards.
Andrade vs Brody for the title ........... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😌😌😌😌😌
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Andrade vs Brody for the title ........... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😌😌😌😌😌
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February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Thunderous "FUCK ICE" chants on live TV, that's what I'm talking about #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Thunderous "FUCK ICE" chants on live TV, that's what I'm talking about #AEWDynamite
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We got giant fuck ice chants....sorry Maxwell
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
We got giant fuck ice chants....sorry Maxwell
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
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Listen in and learn about the most important guys there ever were.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Listen in and learn about the most important guys there ever were.
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BIG fuckin' lariat from Dunkzilla!! #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
BIG fuckin' lariat from Dunkzilla!! #AEWDynamite
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Hoss fight like this would be ★★★★★★¼ in the Tokyo dome in 1976
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hoss fight like this would be ★★★★★★¼ in the Tokyo dome in 1976
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[new york worm detective] it's a big apple, all right... and that means it's got big worms.
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
[new york worm detective] it's a big apple, all right... and that means it's got big worms.
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You know what, any random 3 don callis family members do add up to a cool trios team.
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
You know what, any random 3 don callis family members do add up to a cool trios team.
I played some craps in Reno, just to roll some die.
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I played some craps in Reno, just to roll some die.