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February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Doing no-block/dodge/parry runs:
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Doing no-block/dodge/parry runs:
I thought about making this post this weekend but didn't. The MULTIPLE awful fed stories today sealed it
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
Me and the squad will be gatekeeping what good wrestling is
and nothing happen in the FED is that
sorry
and nothing happen in the FED is that
sorry
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I thought about making this post this weekend but didn't. The MULTIPLE awful fed stories today sealed it
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
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this is my attitude whenever i am talking about wrestling and I'm only partially sorry
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
this is my attitude whenever i am talking about wrestling and I'm only partially sorry
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"Trump, with his authoritarian tendencies, has been making visible what so many communities already know to be true: the Department of Homeland Security is a threat to our collective safety." —Rep. Delia C. Ramirez
#abolishICE
#abolishICE
House Democrat Says Abolishing ICE Isn’t Enough — DHS Must Go, Too
“The problem isn’t ‘training.’ DHS was built to violate our rights,” said Rep. Delia C. Ramirez.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
"Trump, with his authoritarian tendencies, has been making visible what so many communities already know to be true: the Department of Homeland Security is a threat to our collective safety." —Rep. Delia C. Ramirez
#abolishICE
#abolishICE
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Hey man that's just straight up racism
CM Punk On Roman Reigns: I Got Under His Skin, He's Emotional. We All Know Those Emotional Samoans, They Can't Control Themselves
CM Punk On Roman Reigns: I Got Under His Skin, He's Emotional - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
CM Punk continues to grill Roman Reigns.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Hey man that's just straight up racism
It brings me no joy to correct How Many Cigarettes but I found
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It brings me no joy to correct How Many Cigarettes but I found
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
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Excuse me but they weren’t “DUIs”, that was “cinematic driving” - YOUR WELCOME
The Usos seem like real fucking assholes from my far removed perspective.
I mean they are serial DUI culprits so they are undisputedly assholes of the highest order, but aside from that they seem like insufferable pricks.
I mean they are serial DUI culprits so they are undisputedly assholes of the highest order, but aside from that they seem like insufferable pricks.
Wrestling ruiner Jey Uso has spoken.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Excuse me but they weren’t “DUIs”, that was “cinematic driving” - YOUR WELCOME
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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"Morgan what's the most insane spot "
Probably this one
Probably this one
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"Morgan what's the most insane spot "
Probably this one
Probably this one
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Oedo tai taking some time to have picnic duringa battle royal, and cheering on Hazuki
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Oedo tai taking some time to have picnic duringa battle royal, and cheering on Hazuki
big 🤔 at how his current heel run started with (kayfabe) weeks of humiliation until he struck back. No wonder it is the best run of ricochet's career by a mile (as someone who was watching him on the indies and LU)
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
big 🤔 at how his current heel run started with (kayfabe) weeks of humiliation until he struck back. No wonder it is the best run of ricochet's career by a mile (as someone who was watching him on the indies and LU)
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When somebody asks me how many mainline numbered Virtua Fighter games there are:
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
When somebody asks me how many mainline numbered Virtua Fighter games there are:
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Good thing there is no political motivation for Paul Levesque to keep yelling "the scariest you can be is a random person in a black hoodie and facemask." That would be really awkward to untangle.
They really love their black hoodie mystery attacker angle
Every WWE Black Hoodie Face Reveal Supercut
YouTube video by Trent Gibson
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February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Good thing there is no political motivation for Paul Levesque to keep yelling "the scariest you can be is a random person in a black hoodie and facemask." That would be really awkward to untangle.
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it’s crazy that somehow strongbad is the most relevant guy here in 2026
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February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
it’s crazy that somehow strongbad is the most relevant guy here in 2026
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE dude look. 2 girl cops
WE DISCUSS: LiS: True Colors, Mini Mini Golf Golf, Pathologic 3 Is TOO EASY, Skate Story, Pathologic 2, Peter And The Wolf, Bulimia, Dinnertime, More Lady Cops, Our Alien: Earth Ideas, Dinner Conversations, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
WE DISCUSS: LiS: True Colors, Mini Mini Golf Golf, Pathologic 3 Is TOO EASY, Skate Story, Pathologic 2, Peter And The Wolf, Bulimia, Dinnertime, More Lady Cops, Our Alien: Earth Ideas, Dinner Conversations, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
This Is A Totally Reprise Episode 32: Third Verse, Same As The First — Audio Entropy
We have another too cute framing device as we dig into an ep that puts forward some interesting stuff along with some real weaksauce. We talk about: The Sounds Of Our Players, LiS: True Colors, ...
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February 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE dude look. 2 girl cops
WE DISCUSS: LiS: True Colors, Mini Mini Golf Golf, Pathologic 3 Is TOO EASY, Skate Story, Pathologic 2, Peter And The Wolf, Bulimia, Dinnertime, More Lady Cops, Our Alien: Earth Ideas, Dinner Conversations, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
WE DISCUSS: LiS: True Colors, Mini Mini Golf Golf, Pathologic 3 Is TOO EASY, Skate Story, Pathologic 2, Peter And The Wolf, Bulimia, Dinnertime, More Lady Cops, Our Alien: Earth Ideas, Dinner Conversations, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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Nancy 2/3/26, Nancy Visits Philadelphia: The Epilogue
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Nancy 2/3/26, Nancy Visits Philadelphia: The Epilogue
The Final Deletion was the first match to be termed a "cinematic match" but the concept goes back to half time heat 99, king of the road (95), and Lawler v Funk empty arena match (81), and likely others that I do not have the historic knowledge of. As always YOU'RE yeeting on the shoulders of giants
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The Final Deletion was the first match to be termed a "cinematic match" but the concept goes back to half time heat 99, king of the road (95), and Lawler v Funk empty arena match (81), and likely others that I do not have the historic knowledge of. As always YOU'RE yeeting on the shoulders of giants
I'm starting to understand how the prohibitionist movement happened.
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February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I'm starting to understand how the prohibitionist movement happened.
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You ever seen the kind of tension a sofa spring is under? How sharp and dense that wire is when it does snap? The kind of damage it could do to exposed, soft tissue...
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
You ever seen the kind of tension a sofa spring is under? How sharp and dense that wire is when it does snap? The kind of damage it could do to exposed, soft tissue...
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Nancy 2/1/26, Nancy and Sluggo Visit Philadelphia Part 7
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Nancy 2/1/26, Nancy and Sluggo Visit Philadelphia Part 7