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February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Ive had a really challenging start to my year between being laid off and a series of stressful family problems that have delayed my ability to move into an apartment I am already paying rent for. Finances are really tough right now and if you are able to help at all I could really use it, thank you.
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February 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ive had a really challenging start to my year between being laid off and a series of stressful family problems that have delayed my ability to move into an apartment I am already paying rent for. Finances are really tough right now and if you are able to help at all I could really use it, thank you.
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posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)
James Whale was going off in 1933
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
James Whale was going off in 1933
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Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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"I'm sure you see it, too. It's as clear as day.
That's right. As Arc Raiders takes place in Italy, this is a stop sign that's failing to observe Articles 144, 145, and 148 of Title 2 of the Regolamento di Esecuzione e di Attuazione del Nuovo Codice della Strada."
That's right. As Arc Raiders takes place in Italy, this is a stop sign that's failing to observe Articles 144, 145, and 148 of Title 2 of the Regolamento di Esecuzione e di Attuazione del Nuovo Codice della Strada."
'I'm going to be sick': Arc Raiders players react with an appropriate level of revulsion after discovering Embark committed the cardinal sin of placing a stop sign in a weird spot
Adherence to Italy's Regolamento di Esecuzione e di Attuazione del Nuovo Codice della Strada is no laughing matter.
www.pcgamer.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"I'm sure you see it, too. It's as clear as day.
That's right. As Arc Raiders takes place in Italy, this is a stop sign that's failing to observe Articles 144, 145, and 148 of Title 2 of the Regolamento di Esecuzione e di Attuazione del Nuovo Codice della Strada."
That's right. As Arc Raiders takes place in Italy, this is a stop sign that's failing to observe Articles 144, 145, and 148 of Title 2 of the Regolamento di Esecuzione e di Attuazione del Nuovo Codice della Strada."
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how unbelievably Kamala Harris of her to have a "pokemon go to the polls" moment a year and a half after losing the election
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
how unbelievably Kamala Harris of her to have a "pokemon go to the polls" moment a year and a half after losing the election
Imagine MJF going for the ring or whatever cheating bs only to be stopped by Bandido, hit with a double gonzo bomb, brodido hugs in the ring
TK.... I've seen you pivot from plans when the moment calls for it...... Valentine's day you got to give the people what they want..AEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION BRODY KING
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Imagine MJF going for the ring or whatever cheating bs only to be stopped by Bandido, hit with a double gonzo bomb, brodido hugs in the ring
TK.... I've seen you pivot from plans when the moment calls for it...... Valentine's day you got to give the people what they want..AEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION BRODY KING
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
TK.... I've seen you pivot from plans when the moment calls for it...... Valentine's day you got to give the people what they want..AEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION BRODY KING
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Girls Nite Out (1982) - 0:17:08
Dir. Robert Deubel
Runtime 96 minutes
🚬 x 12, or one cigarette every 8 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/girls-nite-out/
Dir. Robert Deubel
Runtime 96 minutes
🚬 x 12, or one cigarette every 8 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/girls-nite-out/
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Girls Nite Out (1982) - 0:17:08
Dir. Robert Deubel
Runtime 96 minutes
🚬 x 12, or one cigarette every 8 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/girls-nite-out/
Dir. Robert Deubel
Runtime 96 minutes
🚬 x 12, or one cigarette every 8 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/girls-nite-out/
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This week on Stairwells, Autumn and I are joined by @fridgebuzznow.bsky.social to talk about Heaven Creatures and a bunch of other movies, including a surprising number of horror movies. Listen now at exportaud.io!
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This week on Stairwells, Autumn and I are joined by @fridgebuzznow.bsky.social to talk about Heaven Creatures and a bunch of other movies, including a surprising number of horror movies. Listen now at exportaud.io!
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Nobody talks about the positive effects of cocaine (The Talking Heads Present: Stop Making Sense [1984]).
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Nobody talks about the positive effects of cocaine (The Talking Heads Present: Stop Making Sense [1984]).
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so a little recreational marijuana use and RGG Studio will pretend you never existed but serial sexual harassment is a resume perk for them? message received
RGG Studio not only cast Kagawa despite his actions, they are specifically taking advantage of his image as a creep to sell the role.
Guess that’s that. #REMOVEKAGAWA
Guess that’s that. #REMOVEKAGAWA
![A shot of Teruyuki Kagawa as Goh Hamazaki in Yakuza Kiwami 3 with his face mosaic blurred out, accompanied by an excerpt from a GAME Watch interview with Ryosuke Horii on 2026-02-05:
Horii: “Rikiya and Hamazaki are both key characters to the story, so it would certainly be safer not to recast them and avoid online criticism (laughs). But we felt there was no use being afraid. We based our decision on what excited us and made us think, ‘This is who we want to perform,’ or ‘What if we cast this person?’ […] Hamazaki is a sleazy, persistent, and militant yakuza, right? Since he isn’t an explosive character like Kanda, when we tried to think of someone who makes you go, ‘This guy’s a creep,’ naturally it was Kagawa-san. The biggest thing was just had to see that. Kagawa-san’s acting is fun to watch. Even when he’s chopping a pig’s feet off with a chef’s knife, it has a slimy feel.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:miwrulrgrudgnchcqgcpxgth/bafkreianho4oe2hx4rmjbrd65x22prtp53ol6fm5ljlqdnjmxkjx2bnpme@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
so a little recreational marijuana use and RGG Studio will pretend you never existed but serial sexual harassment is a resume perk for them? message received
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Chico Marx walks into Groucho’s office at Spyglass. “Okay boss, remember when-a you told us to figure out a way to top the bad press? I did it!”
Groucho: “You dummy, I said find a way to STOP the bad press.”
Chico: “Uh oh…”
Groucho: “You dummy, I said find a way to STOP the bad press.”
Chico: “Uh oh…”
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Chico Marx walks into Groucho’s office at Spyglass. “Okay boss, remember when-a you told us to figure out a way to top the bad press? I did it!”
Groucho: “You dummy, I said find a way to STOP the bad press.”
Chico: “Uh oh…”
Groucho: “You dummy, I said find a way to STOP the bad press.”
Chico: “Uh oh…”
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It was bad enough when they were staying utterly silent about the audience reaction, but joking about it like this is a new low.
RGG Studio not only cast Kagawa despite his actions, they are specifically taking advantage of his image as a creep to sell the role.
Guess that’s that. #REMOVEKAGAWA
Guess that’s that. #REMOVEKAGAWA
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It was bad enough when they were staying utterly silent about the audience reaction, but joking about it like this is a new low.
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brother you make the kind of movies that wario64 would repost the trailer of
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
brother you make the kind of movies that wario64 would repost the trailer of
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[square enix releasing a retro-style action rpg where the central premise is time travelling between different eras through the doorway of time] we should name this game The Adventures of Elliot
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
[square enix releasing a retro-style action rpg where the central premise is time travelling between different eras through the doorway of time] we should name this game The Adventures of Elliot
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Hey, I know Blizzard confused everyone yesterday, but just as a reminder -- Bethesda is also a Microsoft studio, and is still part of the BDS boycott.
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Hey, I know Blizzard confused everyone yesterday, but just as a reminder -- Bethesda is also a Microsoft studio, and is still part of the BDS boycott.
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As the original purveyors of RAD on 4K UHD back in 2020, we are thrilled to announce our plans for a 40th Anniversary deluxe edition later in 2026 in partnership with Utopia! 🔥
We are incredibly excited to finally have the opportunity to present RAD in a Deluxe VSU Package—more info to come. 🚲
We are incredibly excited to finally have the opportunity to present RAD in a Deluxe VSU Package—more info to come. 🚲
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
As the original purveyors of RAD on 4K UHD back in 2020, we are thrilled to announce our plans for a 40th Anniversary deluxe edition later in 2026 in partnership with Utopia! 🔥
We are incredibly excited to finally have the opportunity to present RAD in a Deluxe VSU Package—more info to come. 🚲
We are incredibly excited to finally have the opportunity to present RAD in a Deluxe VSU Package—more info to come. 🚲
I didn't realize chuck shumer was doing narration for the nintendo direct
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I didn't realize chuck shumer was doing narration for the nintendo direct
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Capcom begging fans to not shove the Leon amiibo up their asses.
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Capcom begging fans to not shove the Leon amiibo up their asses.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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i also just put up these resident evil sticker grab bags! $10 for 5 random vinyl stickers, most of them are sparkly or shiny ✨ shopglitchbat.com/collections/...
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
i also just put up these resident evil sticker grab bags! $10 for 5 random vinyl stickers, most of them are sparkly or shiny ✨ shopglitchbat.com/collections/...