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I need y’all to know
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I need y’all to know
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
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oh my goodness lol
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
oh my goodness lol
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It brings me no joy to correct How Many Cigarettes but I found
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It brings me no joy to correct How Many Cigarettes but I found
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
5x🚬
Making for one ciggy every 19 minutes. Not a real smoker movie but significantly better than the current recorded amount.
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Watching Hyper Villain (2011) and losing my shit as I realize the other role I know the titular villain from ... Burgermon Ex-Aid
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Watching Hyper Villain (2011) and losing my shit as I realize the other role I know the titular villain from ... Burgermon Ex-Aid
You know the graps were good on dynamite when I immediately go on a 5-1 run in tekken afterwards.
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
You know the graps were good on dynamite when I immediately go on a 5-1 run in tekken afterwards.
Andrade vs Brody for the title ........... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😌😌😌😌😌
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Andrade vs Brody for the title ........... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😌😌😌😌😌
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February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Thunderous "FUCK ICE" chants on live TV, that's what I'm talking about #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Thunderous "FUCK ICE" chants on live TV, that's what I'm talking about #AEWDynamite
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We got giant fuck ice chants....sorry Maxwell
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
We got giant fuck ice chants....sorry Maxwell
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
You gotta lose little bro
Brody gotta be world champ
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Listen in and learn about the most important guys there ever were.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Listen in and learn about the most important guys there ever were.
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BIG fuckin' lariat from Dunkzilla!! #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
BIG fuckin' lariat from Dunkzilla!! #AEWDynamite
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Hoss fight like this would be ★★★★★★¼ in the Tokyo dome in 1976
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hoss fight like this would be ★★★★★★¼ in the Tokyo dome in 1976
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[new york worm detective] it's a big apple, all right... and that means it's got big worms.
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
[new york worm detective] it's a big apple, all right... and that means it's got big worms.
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You know what, any random 3 don callis family members do add up to a cool trios team.
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
You know what, any random 3 don callis family members do add up to a cool trios team.
I played some craps in Reno, just to roll some die.
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I played some craps in Reno, just to roll some die.
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shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came
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Journal Updated is back! This month we talk about LUIGI'S MANSION!! and other stuff like Resident Evil 8 and the Rogue Prince of Persia
www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...
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Journal Updated 66: Luigi's Mansion — Abnormal Mapping
This month on Journal Updated we talk about Resident Evil, Warframe, the Rogue Prince of Persia, and the hit Gamecube launch title Luigi's Mansion! In Diary Updated, we talk about work, our online pre...
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February 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Journal Updated is back! This month we talk about LUIGI'S MANSION!! and other stuff like Resident Evil 8 and the Rogue Prince of Persia
www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...
www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...
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February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Doing no-block/dodge/parry runs:
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Doing no-block/dodge/parry runs:
I thought about making this post this weekend but didn't. The MULTIPLE awful fed stories today sealed it
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
Me and the squad will be gatekeeping what good wrestling is
and nothing happen in the FED is that
sorry
and nothing happen in the FED is that
sorry
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I thought about making this post this weekend but didn't. The MULTIPLE awful fed stories today sealed it
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
They cant book. They kill the spark inside your faves. Your soul shouldnt have a price tag. there is no acceptable reason to watch the fed other than journalistic. Get your graps somewhere else
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this is my attitude whenever i am talking about wrestling and I'm only partially sorry
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
this is my attitude whenever i am talking about wrestling and I'm only partially sorry