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SPIDEE | NCCJ of Greater Dayton
Students Promoting Inclusion, Diversity, and Equity through Education SPIDEE Through NCCJ's SPIDEE programming, students are given the opportunity to develop leadership skills and grow in their person...
nccjgreaterdayton.org
SPIDEE is a great program fighting bigotry in schools in the Dayton area, but funding cuts have hit it hard. Three schools--including my kids'--are in danger of losing their programs. They've posted a fundraiser to help with a pretty reasonable goal. Would appreciate y'all passing this along!
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guy in the discord: I bet Confucius would be fun
me: I see you have read nothing about Confucius
me: I see you have read nothing about Confucius
this was quite a walk from a post about how Ben Franklin was a pervert. anyway somebody on Discord asked about Civ 7 leader Dream Blunt Rotation so I made a tier list (Gilgamesh, just added, should be just below Rizal)
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
guy in the discord: I bet Confucius would be fun
me: I see you have read nothing about Confucius
me: I see you have read nothing about Confucius
they didn't release the 2024 election postmortem because it was all about how they were sabotaged by dril
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
they didn't release the 2024 election postmortem because it was all about how they were sabotaged by dril
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that's right, folks, that's the goddamn Fruit Fucker 2000 in a game trailer in the year of our CEO Mercedes Moné Two Thousand and Twenty Six
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
that's right, folks, that's the goddamn Fruit Fucker 2000 in a game trailer in the year of our CEO Mercedes Moné Two Thousand and Twenty Six
when jey uso said "the bloodline invented cinema" what he meant was "wearing a black hoodie to conceal your identity for exactly eight more seconds"
They really love their black hoodie mystery attacker angle
Every WWE Black Hoodie Face Reveal Supercut
YouTube video by Trent Gibson
youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
when jey uso said "the bloodline invented cinema" what he meant was "wearing a black hoodie to conceal your identity for exactly eight more seconds"
huh. wonder if something's changed that would've caused that.
Paul Heyman Feels CM Punk's Authenticity Doesn't Get The Credit It Deserves
Paul Heyman Feels CM Punk's Authenticity Doesn't Get The Credit It Deserves - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Paul Heyman speaks on CM Punk, noting that his authenticity does not get the credit it deserves from fans in 2026.
www.fightful.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
huh. wonder if something's changed that would've caused that.
LRS it's funny to track American leaders in Civilization over the years because at a certain point they clearly started trying to do Less Problematic Ones but
4 - FDR (wait, the internment camps,)
6 - Teddy (wait, the racism,)
7 - fuck it, no president. Harriet Tubman, Ben Franklin, and Tecumseh.
4 - FDR (wait, the internment camps,)
6 - Teddy (wait, the racism,)
7 - fuck it, no president. Harriet Tubman, Ben Franklin, and Tecumseh.
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
LRS it's funny to track American leaders in Civilization over the years because at a certain point they clearly started trying to do Less Problematic Ones but
4 - FDR (wait, the internment camps,)
6 - Teddy (wait, the racism,)
7 - fuck it, no president. Harriet Tubman, Ben Franklin, and Tecumseh.
4 - FDR (wait, the internment camps,)
6 - Teddy (wait, the racism,)
7 - fuck it, no president. Harriet Tubman, Ben Franklin, and Tecumseh.
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The Founding Perverts, derogatory in the left and laudatory on the right
February 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The Founding Perverts, derogatory in the left and laudatory on the right
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
IT'S TIME, BABY. NEW STARFOX. GOKU IN SMASH. METROID PRIME 5. METROID DREAD 2. NEW LEAF ON THE SWITCH 2. F-ZERO. GOKU IN MARIO KART. NEW ZELDA. NEW KIRBY. NEW ZELDA-KIRBY HYBRID. GOKU IN MARIO TENNIS. GOKU IN RHYTHM HEAVEN. GOKU.
A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games.
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
IT'S TIME, BABY. NEW STARFOX. GOKU IN SMASH. METROID PRIME 5. METROID DREAD 2. NEW LEAF ON THE SWITCH 2. F-ZERO. GOKU IN MARIO KART. NEW ZELDA. NEW KIRBY. NEW ZELDA-KIRBY HYBRID. GOKU IN MARIO TENNIS. GOKU IN RHYTHM HEAVEN. GOKU.
was just talking yesterday in class about how most bigots really really hate it when you express their bigotry back at them or make them express it clearly and plainly. they love beating around the bush to try to make themselves seem reasonable
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
was just talking yesterday in class about how most bigots really really hate it when you express their bigotry back at them or make them express it clearly and plainly. they love beating around the bush to try to make themselves seem reasonable
thinking as I sometimes am about The Al Borland NFT Tweet
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
thinking as I sometimes am about The Al Borland NFT Tweet
Newest Civilization VII update is wild
wanna see blackbeard the pirate chugging two original formula lemonade 4loko tallboys and see what happens
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Newest Civilization VII update is wild
zut fucking alors
February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
zut fucking alors
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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
Trump's guys releasing Epstein files that pretty much undermine the entire mainstream conservative project--including Trump himself--for the past fifteen years, but GOD DAMMIT, they DON'T show TRUMP SPECIFICALLY going to Evil Shithead Island... listen I'm sorry you have to kinda laugh at it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Trump's guys releasing Epstein files that pretty much undermine the entire mainstream conservative project--including Trump himself--for the past fifteen years, but GOD DAMMIT, they DON'T show TRUMP SPECIFICALLY going to Evil Shithead Island... listen I'm sorry you have to kinda laugh at it.
world's first Umamusume was on a 50-year-old cereal box
But it was his horsing around that led to his removal from the silver screen. You see, Smiles once entered himself into the Kentucky Derby, and came in first. But, he was disqualified for not being a horse.
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
world's first Umamusume was on a 50-year-old cereal box
ma'am please hurl an apple at me at a wedding, killing me instantly
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
ma'am please hurl an apple at me at a wedding, killing me instantly
listen I'm sorry but the humming bits of Ciampa's new theme sound like they're from a Texas Roadhouse commercial
February 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
listen I'm sorry but the humming bits of Ciampa's new theme sound like they're from a Texas Roadhouse commercial
me: oh dear god what is this
medieval child whose face is covered with flamin' hot cheetos dust: we call it GRUEL, motherfucker, and tell the rest of your time travel buddies to stay the fuck out of here
medieval child whose face is covered with flamin' hot cheetos dust: we call it GRUEL, motherfucker, and tell the rest of your time travel buddies to stay the fuck out of here
Me: So...thoughts?
Caveman: Baja Blast, was it? It is sweet but me can handle it.
Me, annoyed: Well, what about this? -points at my pierced ears- Bet you haven't seen these before!
Caveman: Reminds me of Grug. He has arrow in nose
Grug: Honesty it didn't even hurt lol
Caveman: Baja Blast, was it? It is sweet but me can handle it.
Me, annoyed: Well, what about this? -points at my pierced ears- Bet you haven't seen these before!
Caveman: Reminds me of Grug. He has arrow in nose
Grug: Honesty it didn't even hurt lol
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
me: oh dear god what is this
medieval child whose face is covered with flamin' hot cheetos dust: we call it GRUEL, motherfucker, and tell the rest of your time travel buddies to stay the fuck out of here
medieval child whose face is covered with flamin' hot cheetos dust: we call it GRUEL, motherfucker, and tell the rest of your time travel buddies to stay the fuck out of here
when I was a kid I was at a vacation Bible school (basically a week-long Bible camp in the summer) where the theme was "Discipleship" and they had a song like "get on board the Disciple Ship"
well one kid made a version of it about the Disciple Ship getting blown up and it made them Big Mad
well one kid made a version of it about the Disciple Ship getting blown up and it made them Big Mad
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
when I was a kid I was at a vacation Bible school (basically a week-long Bible camp in the summer) where the theme was "Discipleship" and they had a song like "get on board the Disciple Ship"
well one kid made a version of it about the Disciple Ship getting blown up and it made them Big Mad
well one kid made a version of it about the Disciple Ship getting blown up and it made them Big Mad
the world's strongest "ope, lemme scoot past ya there"
WWE Vault uploaded an hour of arm wrestling videos (a real tried and true angle you don’t see enough of). I would assume Scott Norton would make an appearance but was ill equipped to see blond, mulleted Norton.
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
the world's strongest "ope, lemme scoot past ya there"