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Unagi Sayaka labeled "me just trying to talk about enjoying a delicious bowl of Cheetos" being approached menacingly by Andreza Giant Panda, labeled "you mean the Cheeto at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?"
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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i am no shop-o-mancer but I felt he needed one more thing
Dangeresque Orange Cassidy but he's holding his new nunchuck gun
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Barney on Bartchat saying this is Jesus of Nazareth I didn't do nothin
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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watching the 🤼‍♀️
Reverend Lovejoy says "wait a minute, this looks like blood and/or guts!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Okay, so you've got an upside-down pyramid
THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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wait, a beloved main character was killed off in what was meant to be the send-off to the series? I know who can sort this out.
Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes in Misery
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Shaggy 2 Dope demands to know how magnets work
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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When you make two huge metal lightning rods and cover them in fiberglass then you can't be surprised when this happens
A massive tower of flames shaped like Jesus
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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it's the edge of the world and all of western civ'lization
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation And little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen quotation And if you want these kind of dreams it's Californication
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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say homer do you like football
Pleased to meet you I just moved in my name is Gerry Ford former president Gerald Ford!?
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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ANDREW CUOMO PUT HARD TIMES ON NEW YORK CITY
Hard times are when a man has worked at a job for thirty years, thirty years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say hey, a computer took your place, daddy
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Tweet from Andrew Cuomo from August: In case you forgot, I'm Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, Zohran Mamdani. This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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developing a real Yellow Wallpaper relationship with the floor of this deli
square tile floor that in my peripheral vision while looking down at my phone appears like a portal to hell is this normal
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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recorded voice on the phone: please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed.

the menu options:
Engravings from the Louvre stele of the code of Hammurabi
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The Lord Vultare has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
David Warner as Lord Vultare in Quest of the Delta Knights. Basically what if Captain Hook was a corvid who got a boner killing dudes in the Holy Land.
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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THANKS GOOGLE THAT'S DEFINITELY WHO I MEANT
googling "Roger Meyers voice": "Roger from Family Guy does not have a voice. Roger is a main character on the show American Dad!, not Family Guy. He is voiced by the show's creator, Seth MacFarlane. MacFarlane also voices other major characters in both American Dad! and Family Guy, such as Stan Smith, Peter Griffin, and Brian Griffin. " Roger Meyers Jr. from The Simpsons, who is not in fact that alien from American Dad.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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credit scores are fake, man.
Your score decreased since last month. You paid 6 out of 6 accounts on time.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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it's funny that this is almost the exact same build with one small change and it got basically to the same place (Lucky Cat is at 19.75x)
Balatro build with * Hanging Chad * Wee Joker (3,680 chips) * Blueprint * Brainstorm * Lucky Cat
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I just do Funny Builds now (mathematical limit at ante 13)
Balatro build with * Polychrome Lucky Cat (at x13.5 mult) * Blueprint * Brainstorm * Hanging Chad * Walkie Talkie A look at my hand, which has 24 10's, some of which have well over 200 chips due to earlier Hiker shenanigans
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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me making another skeet dragging Cody Rhodes
quality roasts for slow-cooked favorites
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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"That's Chappie" comes from this tweet and is often used to show how descriptive audio can help people better enjoy films
[whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Happy anniversary to my favorite thing the Big Wet Boy ever said
Trump, talking about the uncomfortable weather, says he's been to concerts where Pavarotti, "the greatest of all divas," would say (Italian accent) "no no no no, I do not feel good, I will not sing tonight," but anyway, "he liked me" even though he was "terrible to other people."
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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This was the definitive AI explainer: five minutes of explanation about why this technology is a total shitshow followed by a very positive statement about how we need to make sure we use it ethically and effectively to make our work more efficient.
Our teams need to know when, where, and how we are using AI to produce results
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No shit? No
Keep in mind that AI can be incorrect
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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IT'S LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING CONTEXT OR SUBTLETY
AI may not always comprehend context or subtlety
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM