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kick damn ass and rock on!!!!!!!!!! check this out infinitegossip.ghost.io
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new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...
THE HANDSOME BROTHERS
I got a job as a professional friend.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna sing wonderwall / my name is liam gallagher and my brother's name is mr noel
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i have watched and reviewed bugonia (2025) boxd.it/bAxPTz
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
(reading a huge newspaper on the train) One By One The Dominose Fall..
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
they should put bands who aren't that famous into the rock and roll hall of fame to level them up. like pokemon
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
breaking: i have arrived at an agreement with warner bros. discovery to release YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE to theatres for an exclusive 1 week window before it moves to HBO max
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
me: so on the next slide we have--
my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim...
my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my story THE HORSE & THE RIDER, previously only available for free as a podcast, is now available for money as a book amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH
THE HORSE & THE RIDER
THE HORSE & THE RIDER : Lavergne, Max: Amazon.com.au: Books
amzn.asia
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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this one finishes so strong
the deal i struck with burger king
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
(getting really into my boss's interests) your new ballroom is gonna be so cool boss
October 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
they should show you which emojis are trending, so you have the chance to connect with something bigger than yourself by using the same emojis that people all over the world are using
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i have watched and reviewed "one battle after another" (2025) boxd.it/bqBHBl
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
pummel me with a stream of neutrons all you like. i ain't fissile. i won't split
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
(holding out a handful of what are clearly fisherman's friends) i take 10 of these pills every day. for freshness of breath
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I've been wanting to buy Max's book for a little while now and this week had enough money to justify it. Went to his site and gave an undignified guffaw when I saw this special edition cover
in celebration of taylor swift's new album "the life of a showgirl" i have released a new edition. high collectible & essential for "swifties" maxlavergne.square.site/product/the-...
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i have seen and reviewed the tragedy of macbeth (2021) boxd.it/bnPKwf
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
every time something new is invented people want it to be a person. computer programs "oh what about artificial intelligence". machines "how about robots". straw "we need something to scare crows"
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
(looking at your knick knacks) and you worship these?
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i had one of the most melancholy experiences of my life when i was forced to breathe by squeezing air from the lungs of my dead shipmates on a ruined nuclear submarine on the floor of the barents sea
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
to me lady macbeth is just macbeth. and what you call macbeth? why, i know him as "guy macbeth"
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
how surprising... another forest relics major collecting unemployment. maybe you should have learned something useful instead of salvaging ancient machines from the moss
October 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
some personal news: i have been found alive after a four day search
October 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
my official statement on laszlo krasznahorkai winning the nobel prize for literature: congratulations laszlo.
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM