"max"
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new story up now on INFINITE GOSSIP. it's called CHRISTOPHER'S STRONG LEGS. please click through to read the full story infinitegossip.ghost.io/christophers...
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
new story up now on INFINITE GOSSIP. it's called CHRISTOPHER'S STRONG LEGS. please click through to read the full story infinitegossip.ghost.io/christophers...
new story up now on INFINITE GOSSIP. it's called CHRISTOPHER'S STRONG LEGS. please click through to read the full story infinitegossip.ghost.io/christophers...
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
new story up now on INFINITE GOSSIP. it's called CHRISTOPHER'S STRONG LEGS. please click through to read the full story infinitegossip.ghost.io/christophers...
14 years since i went to the craziest music festival of all time
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
14 years since i went to the craziest music festival of all time
waiting patiently for the big guys to be done smashing so i can dart in and scavenge a few smithereens
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 AM
waiting patiently for the big guys to be done smashing so i can dart in and scavenge a few smithereens
"dark mode"... "light mode"... big tech you have my attention but not my allegiance. not until you introduce red and white checked table cloth mode for when i dine italian.
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"dark mode"... "light mode"... big tech you have my attention but not my allegiance. not until you introduce red and white checked table cloth mode for when i dine italian.
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homie-in-law's ambition is evident 💯😔😔😔 however her characters remain too thinly sketched to meaningfully resonate with a theatregoing audience !
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
homie-in-law's ambition is evident 💯😔😔😔 however her characters remain too thinly sketched to meaningfully resonate with a theatregoing audience !
(trying to figure out what to serve my friend's miniature boyfriend at a dinner party) would he want to swig an elixir of growing?
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
(trying to figure out what to serve my friend's miniature boyfriend at a dinner party) would he want to swig an elixir of growing?
sorry that your girlfriend's debut play elicited a decidedly mixed response from preview audiences dude
February 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
sorry that your girlfriend's debut play elicited a decidedly mixed response from preview audiences dude
(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous
they should make it so one of the safety harnesses on the rollercoaster doesn't work and you don't know which one it is. to keep people honest scream wise
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
they should make it so one of the safety harnesses on the rollercoaster doesn't work and you don't know which one it is. to keep people honest scream wise
i was sick yesterday so i got to do my favourite sick day activity: lie in bed and listen to the audiobook of adrian higginbotham's "midnight in chernobyl". boris shcherbina... maria protsenko... the RBMK-1000 reactor... my old friends...
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i was sick yesterday so i got to do my favourite sick day activity: lie in bed and listen to the audiobook of adrian higginbotham's "midnight in chernobyl". boris shcherbina... maria protsenko... the RBMK-1000 reactor... my old friends...
shit which i don't care about should be tax deductible. if i have to cover 100% of the cost of a guy replacing my washing machine hose i need a sweetener
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 AM
shit which i don't care about should be tax deductible. if i have to cover 100% of the cost of a guy replacing my washing machine hose i need a sweetener
(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up
if i was a travelling bard in 2153 roaming the landscape after the fall of the west i would probably tell a parable of two brothers, bovino, strong like a cow, and bongino, loud like a bell, who were both so stupid they destroyed themselves
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
if i was a travelling bard in 2153 roaming the landscape after the fall of the west i would probably tell a parable of two brothers, bovino, strong like a cow, and bongino, loud like a bell, who were both so stupid they destroyed themselves
this whole time i thought bovino was bongino. but he's not. there's bongino and bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 AM
this whole time i thought bovino was bongino. but he's not. there's bongino and bovino
in big yellow taxi joni mitchell says they "paved" paradise, implying a single level open space, but "put up" a parking lot, which suggests a multistorey facility. i'd just like to know which
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 PM
in big yellow taxi joni mitchell says they "paved" paradise, implying a single level open space, but "put up" a parking lot, which suggests a multistorey facility. i'd just like to know which
i have watched and reviewed "marty supreme" (2026) boxd.it/cMiiih
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i have watched and reviewed "marty supreme" (2026) boxd.it/cMiiih
lost my corn-shaped remote control in the cornfield and my favourite show, the corn hour, starts in five minutes
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
lost my corn-shaped remote control in the cornfield and my favourite show, the corn hour, starts in five minutes
this australian open match must be kendrick vs. drake beef the way it's duckworth against a sinner! 💯💯😤
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
this australian open match must be kendrick vs. drake beef the way it's duckworth against a sinner! 💯💯😤
love it when i get fresh oats in my nosebag
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
love it when i get fresh oats in my nosebag
i refuse to see the humour in being tickled… it’s simply too low brow for my sense of humour
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i refuse to see the humour in being tickled… it’s simply too low brow for my sense of humour
it would be cool if someone made a pirate movie where every so often the captain turned to the camera and said "what say ye, mateys?" and everyone in the audience could say "aye aye, cap'n". and then the movie would continue
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
it would be cool if someone made a pirate movie where every so often the captain turned to the camera and said "what say ye, mateys?" and everyone in the audience could say "aye aye, cap'n". and then the movie would continue
(airpods in landing the plane while air traffic control screams into my headset that the runways are all full) all good cheers
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
(airpods in landing the plane while air traffic control screams into my headset that the runways are all full) all good cheers
yeah dude it's exciting. we're all frigging our clits about it
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
yeah dude it's exciting. we're all frigging our clits about it
guy who thinks gollum’s name is “colin”: colin is such a complex character,
January 20, 2026 at 8:13 PM
guy who thinks gollum’s name is “colin”: colin is such a complex character,