Anthony D. Herrera
@aherrera.bsky.social
Writer from San Antonio, Tx. My debut novel Aickman: Tales of a Normal Childhood is available now on Amazon: https://a.co/d/h3aCvnK
So basically, it's like The Santa Clause meets It Follows where being Santa is an STD you get when you fu-
(But then the men came and they killed him because his ideas were too dangerous)
(But then the men came and they killed him because his ideas were too dangerous)
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So basically, it's like The Santa Clause meets It Follows where being Santa is an STD you get when you fu-
(But then the men came and they killed him because his ideas were too dangerous)
(But then the men came and they killed him because his ideas were too dangerous)
I'm sorry but ostriches are absolute buffoons. Imperious desert clowns.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm sorry but ostriches are absolute buffoons. Imperious desert clowns.
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They better not make a law against eating your clones. They fucking better not.
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They better not make a law against eating your clones. They fucking better not.
Got into a jag of watching old Canadian commercials and there was one from the 80s for a Montreal Peeler (their term for strip club) that was very proud of their “Sex Aquarium” and I may be wrong about this but that sounds awful.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Got into a jag of watching old Canadian commercials and there was one from the 80s for a Montreal Peeler (their term for strip club) that was very proud of their “Sex Aquarium” and I may be wrong about this but that sounds awful.
They better not make a law against eating your clones. They fucking better not.
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They better not make a law against eating your clones. They fucking better not.
It’s such a nice day out I think I’ll go and eat my lunch at the bus stop.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s such a nice day out I think I’ll go and eat my lunch at the bus stop.
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I sometimes don’t take my blood pressure medication so my super fast blood will clear my arteries of plaque buildup. It’s actually the perfect self-regulating system.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I sometimes don’t take my blood pressure medication so my super fast blood will clear my arteries of plaque buildup. It’s actually the perfect self-regulating system.
I sometimes don’t take my blood pressure medication so my super fast blood will clear my arteries of plaque buildup. It’s actually the perfect self-regulating system.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I sometimes don’t take my blood pressure medication so my super fast blood will clear my arteries of plaque buildup. It’s actually the perfect self-regulating system.
If the Predator's thing is to hunt and kill the deadliest creature on a planet, shouldn't they all just become doctors and wipe out viruses and bacteria?
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If the Predator's thing is to hunt and kill the deadliest creature on a planet, shouldn't they all just become doctors and wipe out viruses and bacteria?
E.T. The Extraterrestrial was an important movie because it taught us that ugly people need magic powers in order to be loved.
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
E.T. The Extraterrestrial was an important movie because it taught us that ugly people need magic powers in order to be loved.
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The shapes in the trees are threatening to eat the teeth right out of my head again. "We have many mouths, and they hunger for your maw stones. Open wide and become a gummy bitch." Tried cutting down the trees but the HOA has snipers everywhere. Shot my thumb off. This is what my fees are going to?
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The shapes in the trees are threatening to eat the teeth right out of my head again. "We have many mouths, and they hunger for your maw stones. Open wide and become a gummy bitch." Tried cutting down the trees but the HOA has snipers everywhere. Shot my thumb off. This is what my fees are going to?
Guys, I don't want to alarm you but there are five Alien Grays dancing to a shoegaze version of Girls Just Want To Have Fun outside my bedroom window right now.
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Guys, I don't want to alarm you but there are five Alien Grays dancing to a shoegaze version of Girls Just Want To Have Fun outside my bedroom window right now.
The shapes in the trees are threatening to eat the teeth right out of my head again. "We have many mouths, and they hunger for your maw stones. Open wide and become a gummy bitch." Tried cutting down the trees but the HOA has snipers everywhere. Shot my thumb off. This is what my fees are going to?
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The shapes in the trees are threatening to eat the teeth right out of my head again. "We have many mouths, and they hunger for your maw stones. Open wide and become a gummy bitch." Tried cutting down the trees but the HOA has snipers everywhere. Shot my thumb off. This is what my fees are going to?
He rang the bell at midnight. His body was composed of 90s Anime and chorizo. He emptied a bag full of all the Halloween candy we'd given out onto the porch. "I am the granter of unspoken wishes," he said then imploded. We were too tired to take in the candy so now there's fucking ants everywhere.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
He rang the bell at midnight. His body was composed of 90s Anime and chorizo. He emptied a bag full of all the Halloween candy we'd given out onto the porch. "I am the granter of unspoken wishes," he said then imploded. We were too tired to take in the candy so now there's fucking ants everywhere.
Predator: Badlands is a fun jungle adventure/creature feature and Elle Fanning cements her status as an Always Happy To See Them performer.
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Predator: Badlands is a fun jungle adventure/creature feature and Elle Fanning cements her status as an Always Happy To See Them performer.
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Walking down my street when a mailbox swiveled on its post and bit me. Right on the ass. I turned to see a leaflet flick, tongue-like, in and out of the box's maw in a lascivious manner, its red flag upright and pulsing. Throbbing metal infrastructure.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Walking down my street when a mailbox swiveled on its post and bit me. Right on the ass. I turned to see a leaflet flick, tongue-like, in and out of the box's maw in a lascivious manner, its red flag upright and pulsing. Throbbing metal infrastructure.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
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Man, you better watch out. They got pervert guns around here. Greasy guns that shoot sweaty bullets specifically to stop perverts. The guns moan. All the guns moan.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Man, you better watch out. They got pervert guns around here. Greasy guns that shoot sweaty bullets specifically to stop perverts. The guns moan. All the guns moan.
Walking down my street when a mailbox swiveled on its post and bit me. Right on the ass. I turned to see a leaflet flick, tongue-like, in and out of the box's maw in a lascivious manner, its red flag upright and pulsing. Throbbing metal infrastructure.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Walking down my street when a mailbox swiveled on its post and bit me. Right on the ass. I turned to see a leaflet flick, tongue-like, in and out of the box's maw in a lascivious manner, its red flag upright and pulsing. Throbbing metal infrastructure.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
Other than that, it was a lovely Sunday.
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Neighbor invented a Catholic robot. He sent the Vatican an e-mail about it. We're playing Street Fighter 2 on my old SNES waiting to hear back from the Pope. The robot is in the bathroom thinking about Hell and crying. Saturday Night with the boys.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Neighbor invented a Catholic robot. He sent the Vatican an e-mail about it. We're playing Street Fighter 2 on my old SNES waiting to hear back from the Pope. The robot is in the bathroom thinking about Hell and crying. Saturday Night with the boys.
Neighbor invented a Catholic robot. He sent the Vatican an e-mail about it. We're playing Street Fighter 2 on my old SNES waiting to hear back from the Pope. The robot is in the bathroom thinking about Hell and crying. Saturday Night with the boys.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Neighbor invented a Catholic robot. He sent the Vatican an e-mail about it. We're playing Street Fighter 2 on my old SNES waiting to hear back from the Pope. The robot is in the bathroom thinking about Hell and crying. Saturday Night with the boys.
My dad giving out candy
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My dad giving out candy
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Let me make one thing perfectly clear:
Karate Doesn't Work On Me.
Karate Doesn't Work On Me.
November 1, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Let me make one thing perfectly clear:
Karate Doesn't Work On Me.
Karate Doesn't Work On Me.
So apparently digging up a corpse, filling it with candy, and beating it with a stick isn't the right way to celebrate Dia de los Muertos but you can see how I got confused, right?
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So apparently digging up a corpse, filling it with candy, and beating it with a stick isn't the right way to celebrate Dia de los Muertos but you can see how I got confused, right?
It's Thanksgiving Season in America now and that means only one thing: The Crucifixion of Live Turkeys to Display in our Front Yards
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It's Thanksgiving Season in America now and that means only one thing: The Crucifixion of Live Turkeys to Display in our Front Yards
Now that Halloween is over can we all just admit that it was very scary?
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Now that Halloween is over can we all just admit that it was very scary?