Anthony D. Herrera
@aherrera.bsky.social
Writer from San Antonio, Tx. My debut novel Aickman: Tales of a Normal Childhood is available now on Amazon: https://a.co/d/h3aCvnK
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Neighborhood teens are on quad bikes using Christmas trees to joust each other to determine who gets to shoot bottle rockets at me on New Years Eve.
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Neighborhood teens are on quad bikes using Christmas trees to joust each other to determine who gets to shoot bottle rockets at me on New Years Eve.
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They put steampunk spider legs on the Mega Church by my house. The now ambulatory building wrecked a car wash owned by a known atheist before disappearing into the scrublands last week. Today it reappeared and pounced on a flag football game. All were baptized.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They put steampunk spider legs on the Mega Church by my house. The now ambulatory building wrecked a car wash owned by a known atheist before disappearing into the scrublands last week. Today it reappeared and pounced on a flag football game. All were baptized.
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Bro came into my DMs being all like, “Aliens are really fallen angels.” Might as well shown me his dick putrid as that nonsense is.
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Bro came into my DMs being all like, “Aliens are really fallen angels.” Might as well shown me his dick putrid as that nonsense is.
If any of my silly little posts have ever made you stop and think a little bit or perhaps touched you on some level or simply put a smile on your face, let me know so I can delete them and absolutely never do any shit like that ever again.
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If any of my silly little posts have ever made you stop and think a little bit or perhaps touched you on some level or simply put a smile on your face, let me know so I can delete them and absolutely never do any shit like that ever again.
Neighborhood teens are on quad bikes using Christmas trees to joust each other to determine who gets to shoot bottle rockets at me on New Years Eve.
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Neighborhood teens are on quad bikes using Christmas trees to joust each other to determine who gets to shoot bottle rockets at me on New Years Eve.
The Phantom Hovercraft of Copperas Cove and Other Shitty Texas Ghosts by Pranger D. Hillman
Subjects covered in the book include:
The Annoying Dead Child of Fort Stockton
The Brownsville Ghost-Goatman (Half Ghost. Half Goat. All Man)
The Shadow Of Ska Which Fell Upon South San Antonio
Subjects covered in the book include:
The Annoying Dead Child of Fort Stockton
The Brownsville Ghost-Goatman (Half Ghost. Half Goat. All Man)
The Shadow Of Ska Which Fell Upon South San Antonio
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The Phantom Hovercraft of Copperas Cove and Other Shitty Texas Ghosts by Pranger D. Hillman
Subjects covered in the book include:
The Annoying Dead Child of Fort Stockton
The Brownsville Ghost-Goatman (Half Ghost. Half Goat. All Man)
The Shadow Of Ska Which Fell Upon South San Antonio
Subjects covered in the book include:
The Annoying Dead Child of Fort Stockton
The Brownsville Ghost-Goatman (Half Ghost. Half Goat. All Man)
The Shadow Of Ska Which Fell Upon South San Antonio
There is seriously not a year that goes by where I don’t stub one of my pinky toes hard enough to completely remove the toe nail and I just beat the buzzer for this year last night and I legit want to cut both these toes off my fucking feet.
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There is seriously not a year that goes by where I don’t stub one of my pinky toes hard enough to completely remove the toe nail and I just beat the buzzer for this year last night and I legit want to cut both these toes off my fucking feet.
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Wrote myself into Peter and the Wolf. I'm the clown horn. I honk at midnight.
December 28, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Wrote myself into Peter and the Wolf. I'm the clown horn. I honk at midnight.
They put steampunk spider legs on the Mega Church by my house. The now ambulatory building wrecked a car wash owned by a known atheist before disappearing into the scrublands last week. Today it reappeared and pounced on a flag football game. All were baptized.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They put steampunk spider legs on the Mega Church by my house. The now ambulatory building wrecked a car wash owned by a known atheist before disappearing into the scrublands last week. Today it reappeared and pounced on a flag football game. All were baptized.
Neighbor was complaining about us blasting the My Chemical Romance all night, so I cut his Honda Civic in half with Excalibur. Did I mention I wield the sword Excalibur now? Mostly use it as a dynamic plating option for my infamous sushi get-togethers.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Neighbor was complaining about us blasting the My Chemical Romance all night, so I cut his Honda Civic in half with Excalibur. Did I mention I wield the sword Excalibur now? Mostly use it as a dynamic plating option for my infamous sushi get-togethers.
I scream my horrid thoughts and opinions into a scarlet pouch gifted to me by a midnight stranger until it's full and a small green man crawls out of it who I then strangle and then dump into the pit of bullshit with the other green men.
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I scream my horrid thoughts and opinions into a scarlet pouch gifted to me by a midnight stranger until it's full and a small green man crawls out of it who I then strangle and then dump into the pit of bullshit with the other green men.
Bro came into my DMs being all like, “Aliens are really fallen angels.” Might as well shown me his dick putrid as that nonsense is.
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Bro came into my DMs being all like, “Aliens are really fallen angels.” Might as well shown me his dick putrid as that nonsense is.
So many tamales. Gonna use all the corn husks to build a cocoon around me and see if I turn into a Mothman.
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So many tamales. Gonna use all the corn husks to build a cocoon around me and see if I turn into a Mothman.
My gifts were all Taskmaster or Bud Spencer themed just like any reasonable person.
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My gifts were all Taskmaster or Bud Spencer themed just like any reasonable person.
Watching A Christmas Story. Pretty sure the kid wearing goggles in line for Santa that tells Ralph he likes the Tin Man grows up to be the killer in Black Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Watching A Christmas Story. Pretty sure the kid wearing goggles in line for Santa that tells Ralph he likes the Tin Man grows up to be the killer in Black Christmas.
Slit-throated mogwai hanging by their feet in a filthy wet market. Just can't stop thinking about it.
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Slit-throated mogwai hanging by their feet in a filthy wet market. Just can't stop thinking about it.
Dad didn't talk too much politics tonight which was cool, but he did get on a tangent that involved a graphic story about the time his criminal brother took him to a dog fight when he was younger so I'm going to call the night a draw.
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Dad didn't talk too much politics tonight which was cool, but he did get on a tangent that involved a graphic story about the time his criminal brother took him to a dog fight when he was younger so I'm going to call the night a draw.
Santa: MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE BOY!
Me: Oh wow, hey, yeah, Merry Christmas!
Santa: ......why did that sound like a lie?
Me: What? No I-
Santa: You do know that the mouths of hypocrites will soon be filled with their own blood don't you little boy?
Me: ......
Me: Oh wow, hey, yeah, Merry Christmas!
Santa: ......why did that sound like a lie?
Me: What? No I-
Santa: You do know that the mouths of hypocrites will soon be filled with their own blood don't you little boy?
Me: ......
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Santa: MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE BOY!
Me: Oh wow, hey, yeah, Merry Christmas!
Santa: ......why did that sound like a lie?
Me: What? No I-
Santa: You do know that the mouths of hypocrites will soon be filled with their own blood don't you little boy?
Me: ......
Me: Oh wow, hey, yeah, Merry Christmas!
Santa: ......why did that sound like a lie?
Me: What? No I-
Santa: You do know that the mouths of hypocrites will soon be filled with their own blood don't you little boy?
Me: ......
If menudo and tamales aren't part of your Christmas then I won't even bother praying for you because you're already in Hell.
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If menudo and tamales aren't part of your Christmas then I won't even bother praying for you because you're already in Hell.
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Asked the aliens to altar my memories so I'd remember the abduction as a ride in Santa's Sleigh and of course they didn't because in space everyone's a fucking prick especially Zezor the baldest, grayest bitch you ever saw.
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Asked the aliens to altar my memories so I'd remember the abduction as a ride in Santa's Sleigh and of course they didn't because in space everyone's a fucking prick especially Zezor the baldest, grayest bitch you ever saw.
George C. Scott is my favorite Scrooge because he presents his cruelty as performative mainly for his own amusement. He laughs hollowly at the horrible things he says like a real edgelord. Plus, I absolutely love those rare instances when an American actor steals a job from a British man.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
George C. Scott is my favorite Scrooge because he presents his cruelty as performative mainly for his own amusement. He laughs hollowly at the horrible things he says like a real edgelord. Plus, I absolutely love those rare instances when an American actor steals a job from a British man.
This happed to my cousin back in '15. The ghosts didn't show up on my iPhone camera, so I had to draw it from memory.
December 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This happed to my cousin back in '15. The ghosts didn't show up on my iPhone camera, so I had to draw it from memory.
Caroling with my neighbor. Harmonizing our self-penned hymns. "You're scaring my family," one homeowner said. "Please. Please sing louder. They deserve their fear." But we just left. We didn't write Eggnog: Blood of Christ to hurt people.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Caroling with my neighbor. Harmonizing our self-penned hymns. "You're scaring my family," one homeowner said. "Please. Please sing louder. They deserve their fear." But we just left. We didn't write Eggnog: Blood of Christ to hurt people.
Asked the aliens to altar my memories so I'd remember the abduction as a ride in Santa's Sleigh and of course they didn't because in space everyone's a fucking prick especially Zezor the baldest, grayest bitch you ever saw.
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Asked the aliens to altar my memories so I'd remember the abduction as a ride in Santa's Sleigh and of course they didn't because in space everyone's a fucking prick especially Zezor the baldest, grayest bitch you ever saw.
Flying Motorcycle - MegaForce (1982) www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLwe...
Flying motorcycle - MegaForce (1982)
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December 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Flying Motorcycle - MegaForce (1982) www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLwe...