Pease respect my widow’s privacy at this time.

I love watching Emus freak out! They aren't capable of the sheer pretension of an Ostrich though and that's why they are the superior bird. Also, if you have such lovely feathers then you gotta know you're going extinct sooner rather than later.

Reading this back it does sound like one of my usual flights of fancy but I assure you that I had never had such low regard for the Canadian people to suggest even jokingly that they would ever call strip clubs Peelers. They did that on their own.

Set your Godamn watch to it. Every time.

Along these same lines, why didn’t Skynet just engineer a virus to kill the rest of humanity instead of building huge musclemen to “blend in” and infiltrate human spaces?

Good luck! I hope your mind powers will one day bring you at the very least adequate love.

Honestly, I think the mosquitos win.

Man, you better watch out. They got pervert guns around here. Greasy guns that shoot sweaty bullets specifically to stop perverts. The guns moan. All the guns moan.

Man, you better watch out. They got pervert guns around here. Greasy guns that shoot sweaty bullets specifically to stop perverts. The guns moan. All the guns moan.