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Willem Dafriend
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we have such shite to show you
we're pals, right? we've always been good friends haven't we
i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.

i have needed help for awhile now.

the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.

check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"

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November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the car and the clock are by far the worst things humanity hath wrought
I'm really tired of people acting like car dependency happened organically when even a cursory look at history will make it clear that automakers pushed infrastructure and even zoning to juice car sales.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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hane goshi his whole mass like a trebuchet over the Brandywine bridge and watch the cast iron pots and pans in his backpack pin him to the bottom of the river
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Maybe this time things will work out ok"
– Me, absolutely zooted out of my senses
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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unfortunatelu youtube music received a traumatic brain injury and has to be euthanised
September 20, 2023 at 1:53 PM
look at this new title sequence i made for my channel. we are so back
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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You just tucked in the wrong guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Enter Pozzo and Lucky.
POZZO:
Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
that's just the Kennedy training in action
The head of the American Healthcare System saw someone collapse and immediately ran out of the room, and the president waited to see how long he could go without looking at the guy lol
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.

i have needed help for awhile now.

the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.

check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"

ko-fi.com/depanneur
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November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.

i have needed help for awhile now.

the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.

check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"

ko-fi.com/depanneur
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November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Anyone ever tupped Goody Smythe after a night of elderberry wine? If so did you also wake up to find you were wearing her late husbands hat? The one with the buckle on it..
July 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Accidentally added goody smythe to the group chat where we’re planning on taking her husband out on a hunting trip and leaving him in the woods to die. She was heart reacting all of our messages though
March 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i am buzzed, ask me anything and receive the TRUTH
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Frankenstein had the aesthetics and narrative sensibilities of a Hideo Kojima game, it’s wild.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
thinking about how many straight guys have seen girl buttholes but how few of those same girls have seen guy buttholes...
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
praxis
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
does there exist a place where i can enter somebody's email address and they get signed up for a lifetime of spam? i am asking for a friend
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
where is the little strap to wear around my penis for competitive night boners?
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Why is Olivia Reingold doing incredibly piss poor attempts at @depanneur.bsky.social halloween costumes
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
some business, some pleasure: the story of a blessed thrift store book jackpot
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
you can't imagine how many rooms like this one that I've accidentally fallen asleep in
Lecture hall at University of Maribor ( Slovenia) r/brutalism
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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"Orc Frasier! we have only white wine! Meat is most certainly not back on the menu!"
October 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it's not a story the Jedi would tell you...
the Parable of the Beloved Mufo
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM