stumbling into a Timmys at 4am, "I'M FOHN JETTERMAN!!"

i'm a dipshit 😊

this is the plan!

i vacuumed the place up and put down this little trap, with a piece of extra-old smoked cheddar and a piece of banana bread. wish me luck eh?

until the asshats FINALLY moved out a couple months ago, which is when my wife screamed at a mouse in the bathroom.

i've seen him twice (fuck can he run like hell).... my little home office, where i keep dit, has SO much spilled mouse food on the floor. until tonight....

a week later it was time to clean his house out and of course he escaped because i'm somewhat of an idiot.

now the basement was where the asshat children lived like pigs, food waste everywhere. it's conceivable that cyclone managed to live comfortably down there

so now we're at home and i got him into his new house

i named him cyclone taylor

looks like Big Can Opener won that one in the end😞

forgot to mention he's sort of a rube too

hahaa ok replace billion with thousand and that's the size of the place i work at, which makes all of it even more insane when we act like we're some sort of mega-corporation

"paying our drivers & employees enough to live on instead of flushing money down the electric truck toilet" now there's a motto even if it's a little wordy

this is what happens when an environmental idealist marries into a shit-ton of money

also, nothing about that gives you any idea as to what we actually DO

i'm a franks & beans man myself

this is horrifying. you should pour some of that juice into your wife's coffee tho 😈

sonofa.....

sorry i wasn't here 4 u in time 😔

local bald man v jealous 💜