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Frank Yoda
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just a monkey on a chinese calendar
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it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month!

five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job
ahahahaa i'm one stroke away from being canadian john fetterman 😭
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
there's a second mouse in my house and this one isn't in a cage

back in september of 2023 i rescued a little baby hopper from a glue trap in the warehouse at work, using cooking oil and a q-tip. then i had to give him a bath to get the cooking oil off. then i took him home
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
if you see this, post a star trek
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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App where you hold your phone over the garlic at the store and it tells you which ones have big cloves. Not ai either. Real guys.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
my company's motto is "living our purpose of regenerative change" and all i can think is that they paid good money for someone to come up with that while no one got a raise this year
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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What race puts the most plastic on their couches? The answer might surprise you! Don’t touch that clicker
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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biomass cleanup
biomass cleanup in my area
biomass spreading in home biomass in workplace
is biomass woke
how to most efficiently infect coworkers without raising suspicion
cracker barrel near me
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The lineup
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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This is used to be a glam location and now just a store in a little mall next to an outlet store and a weed shop and a Thai Express and the Rexall where I get my cold medicine, yet their commercials only get more obnoxious to the point that more people know/hate them than ever before.
No one hates their customers more than Spence Diamonds.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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No one hates their customers more than Spence Diamonds.
May 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Not that I am in the market or ever plan on buying a diamond engagement ring. But if I ever do I can promise you it won’t be at Spence Diamonds lol.
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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death to the spence diamonds guy
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
dining & dancing?
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Really no greater visual representation of the state of the nation
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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*man passes out*

Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!

RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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we gave gatorade to an alligator and now it can melt your bones with its mind
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Lefty, who's missing part of his right foreleg, lives paper and cardboard.
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
fantastic thread about life and all of the crap that goes with it
You know what’s fucked up? The business I work for is worth millions at this point. It’s fantastically successful for 1) a start up and 2) an independent pharmacy. We grew by 800 scripts a month in the last three months, we’re crushing it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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to an all lowercase poster, the shift key is the Funny Button
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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The only trait I share with Trump is we dance the same and that is now the source of all my misery in this physical world.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
clean house, clean mouse 😋
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
big night down south but up here in canada we're just doing some (mouse)housework
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM