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tech savvy old fuck millwright🕺
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he/him/they fuck the police ✓
marginalized lives matter 🤝
reskeet ≠ endorsement 🚫
one day at a time 🌞
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mri update

by the time they smushed me into the machine my nose was 1/8 of an inch away from the top of the tunnel

i was high af and ready to go for it and the dude tried his best but the scan was cancelled: too thicc

now I gotta wait for the open mri up on top of the west hills

enjoy me
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
its normal to listen to this on a loop on a Monday morning when im trying to breathe the correct number of dabs to pregame my mri in 45 minutes
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i was 20 or 21 adjusting to my sexuality when i realized i would love to get in between a john taylor/susanna hoffs triple decker sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
when the first dab of the day grabs you by the gooch for about 2 minutes
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
well, duh
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my pbs station shows 2 antiques roadshow eps every monday the second one had an old favorite appraiser slinging those sweet valuations around
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
what in the fuck is going on here
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
me, born in 64, logging on and blending in with the cool kids on bloo sky dot communism will save the planet
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
if true, this is confirmation to me that jeffrey epstein is alive, his suicide was faked, a body double was wheeled out of the dc lockup but by then Epstein was gone

he played at the highest levels possible in this world

he was plausibly rescued from dc by mossad and cia et al

in my opinion
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
me, following your lead in the replies
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
logging on with my bloo syk interwebs frens
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
receipt
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
post something random or else you'll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
if you see this, post a pic of you in glasses
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
me, omw to ur mom's house
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i thought i found a cool thing with this good vibrations vocals only track but i was hornswoggled by AI

where do i report for my defenestration
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
left shark so hot right now
October 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
there's a car outside
and the bass played
off of my walls
there's a man outside
in a long coat
grey hair
smoking a cigarette
October 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
ridiculously soft. like bunny soft. millions of tiny fine white hairs, thickly grown. a godamn mess. i love her so much

#dailykiki
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
son: mom can we get some jackoff lube at the store

mom: we have jackoff lube at home

the jackoff lube at home:
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
October 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
finna smoke some...
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
a 4 part photo series featuring gary the chartreuse eyed grey haired tabby cat called

scritches to stitches

#dailygary
October 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
free fucked up feet
October 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM