Cranberry Ⓐndleman
@crammyandleman.bsky.social
Totally Not El Dude in a fake Zapata-esque mustache
Brotato chip, it was your previous skeet.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Brotato chip, it was your previous skeet.
As your dad, I'm your legal guardian.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
As your dad, I'm your legal guardian.
Look what came in the mail for you!
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Look what came in the mail for you!
Do you have a habit of arguing with 12 year olds?
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Do you have a habit of arguing with 12 year olds?
lol, simmer down, keyboard warrior.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
lol, simmer down, keyboard warrior.
That's about the nicest thing that could happen to them.
What should happen to them?
What should happen to them?
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That's about the nicest thing that could happen to them.
What should happen to them?
What should happen to them?
Consume shit, dipfuck.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Consume shit, dipfuck.
Get on my level.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Get on my level.
If you'll indulge me:
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If you'll indulge me:
Jerk me off.
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Jerk me off.
That's the hottest take since that's not what anyone's saying here.
Jesus, if the only thing you can think to change behavior is punishment, I sure fucking hope you don't have kids because they are going to grew up FUCKED. UP.
Jesus, if the only thing you can think to change behavior is punishment, I sure fucking hope you don't have kids because they are going to grew up FUCKED. UP.
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That's the hottest take since that's not what anyone's saying here.
Jesus, if the only thing you can think to change behavior is punishment, I sure fucking hope you don't have kids because they are going to grew up FUCKED. UP.
Jesus, if the only thing you can think to change behavior is punishment, I sure fucking hope you don't have kids because they are going to grew up FUCKED. UP.