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Emu Hp

@emuhp.bsky.social

Spot Babyface spying

The end of my close in the snow taken from my first floor window. The backs of the houses on the next close are visible, their back gardens and fences, one with a small creature sized hole in, perfect for cats to use as a cut through.... There are 3 parked cars (one covered in 🇵🇸 flags, bc that's how we roll here - no its not mine), they have snow on their roofs and windscreens

January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM

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Rodney Marques

@2ndfunnieststudent.bsky.social

If you're still supporting this you're in a cult

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 9h

Surreal, Keir Starmer spews populist far right drivel criticising asylum seekers for getting accommodation, knowing full well that government denies asylum seekers the right to work, which if they did have, they would allow them to pay for their own accommodation while seeking asylum

January 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM

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Hepatitis 5G

@hep5g.bsky.social

May your trees come down as effortlessly as Starmer's approval ratings. 🥰🥰🥰

January 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM

Emu Hp

@emuhp.bsky.social

Person walks into a bar, sits on a stool, raises a finger to the bar person and is immediately given a drink with no other communication or instruction

The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 1d

#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?

January 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM

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LiLBaz

@lilbazza.bsky.social

Thinking about this meme a lot recently

A cartoon on 3 panels. In panel 1 Hank & Dale from King of the Hill are driving in a red truck. Hank is saying "Is this the liberal death cult?". In panel 2 a yellow school bus is depicted with children getting on. They are saying "We are not a death cult. We just want to defeat fascism by maintaining the system that inevitably leads to it". In the 3rd panel Hank & Dale caan be seen again & one of them is saying "Yeah, this is it".

January 4, 2026 at 12:16 PM

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🎵 Harv the Herald Angels 🎵

@valleyguitarist.bsky.social

Mad that a lawyer can't decide if kidnapping a president and his wife is legal or not

Starmer won't be drawn on whether US strikes on Venezuela broke international law.

January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM

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Joel

@itsjoels.bsky.social

I for one am absolutely fucking sick of this cunt.

January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM

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E

@pocalypsecow.bsky.social

Countries can just come in and kidnap presidents?

Hey, Canada… do us a solid.

January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM

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Bron 🩷💜💙

@bronwen.bsky.social

Just imagine for a minute that Zach Polanski is PM instead of Starmer. At the very least we wouldn't be squirming in second hand embarrassment because the leader of our government was waiting for Trump's press conference to tell him what to think about Trump's crimes

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d

Keir Starmer says he wants to establish facts by *watching Donald Trumps press conference.*

People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off.

Special relationship - alive and kicking.

January 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM

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Larisa Aitch

@llarisah.bsky.social

Ursula out here with “kidnapping other country’s leaders is fine, actually”

Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 1d

Following very closely the situation in Venezuela.

We stand by the people of Venezuela and support a peaceful and democratic transition.

Any solution must respect international law and the UN Charter.

January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM

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Woodo

@woodo.bsky.social

It's not *Venezuela* that desperately needs an interventionist coup to prevent it becoming a despotic shit hole that's a threat to the rest of the world.

January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM

Emu Hp

@emuhp.bsky.social

Bodes well for Greenland

Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 1d

Following very closely the situation in Venezuela.

We stand by the people of Venezuela and support a peaceful and democratic transition.

Any solution must respect international law and the UN Charter.

January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM