Emu Hp
@emuhp.bsky.social
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Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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Centrifuge manufacturers the world over have stopped production, admitting defeat at the idea of ever achieving the ability to turn 180° this fast.
NEW: Rachel Reeves signals she intends to remove the two-child cap *in full*
"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Centrifuge manufacturers the world over have stopped production, admitting defeat at the idea of ever achieving the ability to turn 180° this fast.
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You can catch me on Radio 4 - The Week in Westminster talking about the rapid rise of the Green Party.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The Week in Westminster - 08/11/2025 - BBC Sounds
Caroline Wheeler reports on the latest developments at Westminster.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You can catch me on Radio 4 - The Week in Westminster talking about the rapid rise of the Green Party.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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We are the only people you can trust to run the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We are the only people you can trust to run the BBC.
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Lovely to see that it's now considered cool and good to be a vehement lefty who loves socialism but if you called people like me a stupid naive cunt and dick-rode the reasonable centre between 2016 and 2024 I DO remember because I'm not above petty fuckery. Anyway. Welcome, comrade.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Lovely to see that it's now considered cool and good to be a vehement lefty who loves socialism but if you called people like me a stupid naive cunt and dick-rode the reasonable centre between 2016 and 2024 I DO remember because I'm not above petty fuckery. Anyway. Welcome, comrade.
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A SINGLE migrant, sent to France on the one in one out agreement returns to the UK and it merits a mention on the 14:30 news on Radio 6 Music? When it comes to immigration and migrants there is no sense of proportion. How is this newsworthy?
FAO @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @bensansell.bsky.social
FAO @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @bensansell.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A SINGLE migrant, sent to France on the one in one out agreement returns to the UK and it merits a mention on the 14:30 news on Radio 6 Music? When it comes to immigration and migrants there is no sense of proportion. How is this newsworthy?
FAO @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @bensansell.bsky.social
FAO @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @bensansell.bsky.social
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Yes, absolutely there is an impartiality crisis at the BBC. But it's not the one the billionaire media insists it is. novaramedia.com/2025/06/16/b...
BBC Gives Israeli Deaths 33 Times More Coverage, New Study Reveals | Novara Media
An analysis of over 35,000 broadcast segments and articles found that the BBC referenced the 7 October attacks in at least 40% of its coverage - but only 0.5% of articles referenced Israel’s decades o...
novaramedia.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Yes, absolutely there is an impartiality crisis at the BBC. But it's not the one the billionaire media insists it is. novaramedia.com/2025/06/16/b...
This is a superbly written article. Labour are dead, up the greens
Every personal attack.
Every attempt to distract or to divide.
It energises, strengthens and empowers our movement.
Lower bills. Tax billionaires. Join us.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Every attempt to distract or to divide.
It energises, strengthens and empowers our movement.
Lower bills. Tax billionaires. Join us.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The right can mock my teeth all it wants – it shows the Greens have struck a nerve | Zack Polanski
As a politician, I expect opposition and debate. But when it centres on personal insults, not policies, something else is going on, says the leader of the Green party, Zack Polanski
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is a superbly written article. Labour are dead, up the greens
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This is the guy who will be appointing the new DG of the BBC (KS not Adam). No don't come at me with "but it's the board who decides". They'll do what they're told
Asked by the BBC how he would feel if "your daughter was having to walk past one of these [asylum] hotels every day?" Keir Starmer replies that "I completely get it".
"I understand why people want the hotels closed. I want them closed".
"I understand why people want the hotels closed. I want them closed".
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This is the guy who will be appointing the new DG of the BBC (KS not Adam). No don't come at me with "but it's the board who decides". They'll do what they're told
If I can't fart soon I'm going to rupture something
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If I can't fart soon I'm going to rupture something
The absolute last thing I want at this time on a Sunday night is groups of Work Tourist Lanyard Wankers thanks urgh
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The absolute last thing I want at this time on a Sunday night is groups of Work Tourist Lanyard Wankers thanks urgh
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We have lost everything.Ifeel helpless watching myfamily suffer from hunger and illness,tent cold,unable toprovide them with safety,food,medicine,blankets to protect them from harsh winter cold
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November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
We have lost everything.Ifeel helpless watching myfamily suffer from hunger and illness,tent cold,unable toprovide them with safety,food,medicine,blankets to protect them from harsh winter cold
✅verified by @mommunism.bsky.social
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I tried scrotum concealment but it's not what I thought
Scrotum Concealment
This prototype (never used in the field) was specifically designed to be used by downed male pilots to conceal a small escape radio: male security guards…
www.spymuseum.org
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I tried scrotum concealment but it's not what I thought
I'm quite worried there is going to be an explosion of ballsacks on my feed
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm quite worried there is going to be an explosion of ballsacks on my feed
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Anyone remember the time Boris Johnson turned up looking like a bag of rubbish and laid the wreath upside down. And the next time the ƁBC showed the footage, it showed a completely different ceremony and him laying a different wreath? When people noticed and complained, they said it was a mistake.
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Anyone remember the time Boris Johnson turned up looking like a bag of rubbish and laid the wreath upside down. And the next time the ƁBC showed the footage, it showed a completely different ceremony and him laying a different wreath? When people noticed and complained, they said it was a mistake.
@craftycow.bsky.social happy birthday to the smol sofa queen 😁🥳
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@craftycow.bsky.social happy birthday to the smol sofa queen 😁🥳
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Ratio of the day incoming
He's right. Just because I might prefer Zacks populist policies to Nigels doesn't make any of it more achievable.
The current government have inherited an absolute mess snd it is going to take adults a long time to sort it out.
The current government have inherited an absolute mess snd it is going to take adults a long time to sort it out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Ratio of the day incoming
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Blocked an America who, after seeing a post where I showed the process and end result of making tablet, replied to tell me (a Scot) to make sure I made Scottish tablet and linked to a recipe.
Assholery on a number of levels.
Assholery on a number of levels.
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Blocked an America who, after seeing a post where I showed the process and end result of making tablet, replied to tell me (a Scot) to make sure I made Scottish tablet and linked to a recipe.
Assholery on a number of levels.
Assholery on a number of levels.
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Anyone wanna swap a guitar (mine) for a bass (yours)? Fender style for preference. I need a bass for recording and I can only play one guitar at a time. DM if interested. Ta x
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Anyone wanna swap a guitar (mine) for a bass (yours)? Fender style for preference. I need a bass for recording and I can only play one guitar at a time. DM if interested. Ta x
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Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro: “They think life is a bad Hollywood movie where they’re always the heroic Rambo-style winners and the rest of us—Latinos, Mexicans, Colombians, Venezuelans, Caribbeans, Africans—are the villains.
“Let them keep their fading empire and their ugly story.”
“Let them keep their fading empire and their ugly story.”
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro: “They think life is a bad Hollywood movie where they’re always the heroic Rambo-style winners and the rest of us—Latinos, Mexicans, Colombians, Venezuelans, Caribbeans, Africans—are the villains.
“Let them keep their fading empire and their ugly story.”
“Let them keep their fading empire and their ugly story.”
I used an epi-pen that was 10 years out of date, and I'm only dead on the inside 😁
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I used an epi-pen that was 10 years out of date, and I'm only dead on the inside 😁
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You can actually just keep reusing the same bay leaf if you rinse it off every time
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You can actually just keep reusing the same bay leaf if you rinse it off every time
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Out this evening at the theatre. Intrigued to know what the middle-aged themes are.
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Out this evening at the theatre. Intrigued to know what the middle-aged themes are.
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Current ratio for this bullshit.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Current ratio for this bullshit.