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Emu Hp
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She/her
Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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Married.
Spot Babyface spying
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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If you're still supporting this you're in a cult
Surreal, Keir Starmer spews populist far right drivel criticising asylum seekers for getting accommodation, knowing full well that government denies asylum seekers the right to work, which if they did have, they would allow them to pay for their own accommodation while seeking asylum
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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May your trees come down as effortlessly as Starmer's approval ratings. 🥰🥰🥰
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Person walks into a bar, sits on a stool, raises a finger to the bar person and is immediately given a drink with no other communication or instruction
#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Thinking about this meme a lot recently
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Mad that a lawyer can't decide if kidnapping a president and his wife is legal or not
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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I for one am absolutely fucking sick of this cunt.
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Countries can just come in and kidnap presidents?

Hey, Canada… do us a solid.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Just imagine for a minute that Zach Polanski is PM instead of Starmer. At the very least we wouldn't be squirming in second hand embarrassment because the leader of our government was waiting for Trump's press conference to tell him what to think about Trump's crimes
Keir Starmer says he wants to establish facts by *watching Donald Trumps press conference.*

People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off.

Special relationship - alive and kicking.
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Ursula out here with “kidnapping other country’s leaders is fine, actually”
Following very closely the situation in Venezuela.

We stand by the people of Venezuela and support a peaceful and democratic transition.

Any solution must respect international law and the UN Charter.
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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It's not *Venezuela* that desperately needs an interventionist coup to prevent it becoming a despotic shit hole that's a threat to the rest of the world.
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Bodes well for Greenland
Following very closely the situation in Venezuela.

We stand by the people of Venezuela and support a peaceful and democratic transition.

Any solution must respect international law and the UN Charter.
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Seeing celebrities singing in Jools' audience has the same jarring effect as when you saw your teacher in Tesco's
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Happy new year. If 2026 is the year we actually get a dinosaury island guys I'm definitely going xoxo
January 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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IT'S THE MEME
December 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Hugo has got inside the present bag.
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Standing over the body with a bloody knife in my hand does not indicate any wrongdoing.
Email by 'A' from 'Balmoral' asked Ghislaine Maxwell for 'inappropriate friends', Epstein files show - live updates
The emails do not indicate any wrongdoing. The BBC has contacted Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's team for a response.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ONCE A YEAR BRIGADE

on a Sunday

How dare
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Happy “city gays arriving home for the holidays on Grindr week” for all who celebrate
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Just burn it all down
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Lovely to meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social tonight - got a real sense of his humanity
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Joe Rogan please fight someone tomorrow we need the trifecta
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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i think we can bully jake paul into fighting aj again
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM