Dan McPainInOneSpecificKnee
@danmckee.bsky.social
HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.
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GOING PLACES FAST (1974)
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 AM
GOING PLACES FAST (1974)
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This seagull picture depicting the time that @christinamartin.bsky.social got her ice cream stolen immediately after buying it has been chosen to be on the Footbridge gallery in Bexhill. Don't worry the ice cream place gave her a free one. Thanks for voting anyone who did so
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
This seagull picture depicting the time that @christinamartin.bsky.social got her ice cream stolen immediately after buying it has been chosen to be on the Footbridge gallery in Bexhill. Don't worry the ice cream place gave her a free one. Thanks for voting anyone who did so
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Some drunk woman in her 60s had wedged herself in the doorway of Tesco in the gay village in Birmingham like a cat refusing to get in a box. All four points locked in to stop her husband removing her. In the end a woman off the street lured her out by going “come on bab, we’ll get you some shots”
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Some drunk woman in her 60s had wedged herself in the doorway of Tesco in the gay village in Birmingham like a cat refusing to get in a box. All four points locked in to stop her husband removing her. In the end a woman off the street lured her out by going “come on bab, we’ll get you some shots”
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“Hey now hey now the now it’s this corrosion baby”
What's yall current vocal stims???
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
“Hey now hey now the now it’s this corrosion baby”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got a tapeworm
How ‘bout you?
Violets are blue
I’ve got a tapeworm
How ‘bout you?
February 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got a tapeworm
How ‘bout you?
Violets are blue
I’ve got a tapeworm
How ‘bout you?
I mean i would wear that down Morrisons
What I’m wearing to the bsky Valentine’s ball
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I mean i would wear that down Morrisons
GLADIATORS IS AT 8PM
this is morally wrong
this is morally wrong
February 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
GLADIATORS IS AT 8PM
this is morally wrong
this is morally wrong
Just remembered earlier today when I summonsed a goth out of nowhere by singing sisters of mercy this corrosion
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Just remembered earlier today when I summonsed a goth out of nowhere by singing sisters of mercy this corrosion
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Was at a fetish market in Birmingham this afternoon.
Honestly I’ve never been in a room with so many autistic people and I’ve been to a doctor who convention
Honestly I’ve never been in a room with so many autistic people and I’ve been to a doctor who convention
February 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Was at a fetish market in Birmingham this afternoon.
Honestly I’ve never been in a room with so many autistic people and I’ve been to a doctor who convention
Honestly I’ve never been in a room with so many autistic people and I’ve been to a doctor who convention
Birmingham stufffffs with @saraftw21.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Birmingham stufffffs with @saraftw21.bsky.social
Has it not rained at all today?
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Has it not rained at all today?
We’ve all been to those parties haven’t we
Happy valentines day nypost.com/2018/12/24/f...
Female lice grow penises, demand 70 hours of sex: study
In an international head-scratcher of a development, female bark lice — the tree-feeding branch of the itchy insect family — are engaged in what scientists are dubbing a penis-growing arms race. Fe…
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 AM
We’ve all been to those parties haven’t we
I shall now ressurect an old bit
Autistic love poetry
Roses are red
Violets and violets
I haven’t bought you flowers
They’ll die
I’ve bought you a mug
I possibly love you
But need to consult my spreadsheet
Autistic love poetry
Roses are red
Violets and violets
I haven’t bought you flowers
They’ll die
I’ve bought you a mug
I possibly love you
But need to consult my spreadsheet
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I shall now ressurect an old bit
Autistic love poetry
Roses are red
Violets and violets
I haven’t bought you flowers
They’ll die
I’ve bought you a mug
I possibly love you
But need to consult my spreadsheet
Autistic love poetry
Roses are red
Violets and violets
I haven’t bought you flowers
They’ll die
I’ve bought you a mug
I possibly love you
But need to consult my spreadsheet
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Me whenever I leave the club
"Valentine's Day"
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Me whenever I leave the club
Unexpected find of the day
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Unexpected find of the day
Oh I’ve got their tie in dvd series
Not much about ferries in them though
Not much about ferries in them though
Boss of P&O Ferries owner DP World leaves over Jeffrey Epstein links
Boss of P&O Ferries owner DP World leaves over Jeffrey Epstein links
Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem’s exit as group chair and CEO follows pressure after publication of emails
The boss of P&O Ferries owner, DP World, has left the company after revelations over his ties with the sex offender Jeffrey Epstein forced the ports and logistics company to take action.
Dubai-based DP World, which is ultimately owned by Dubai’s royal family, announced Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem’s departure as the group’s chair and chief executive on Friday. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Oh I’ve got their tie in dvd series
Not much about ferries in them though
Not much about ferries in them though
Looking forward to British #silenthill
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Looking forward to British #silenthill
This is more autism coded than Lego train sets
Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This is more autism coded than Lego train sets
Harder than it looks isn’t it
Comedy
Comedy
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Harder than it looks isn’t it
Comedy
Comedy