David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
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Pinned
That’s the thing amount being a sock with a hole in it.
You’re darned if you do…
You’re darned if you do…
The Night Manager is the first time anyone has wanted Pine since the early 00s
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The Night Manager is the first time anyone has wanted Pine since the early 00s
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Proof of gravy. I’m not a monster
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Proof of gravy. I’m not a monster
That new BBC drama that starts next Sunday is a bit “Lord of the Flies”
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
That new BBC drama that starts next Sunday is a bit “Lord of the Flies”
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A frog was sitting next to Cerys Matthews by the river bank.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
A frog was sitting next to Cerys Matthews by the river bank.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
Reposted by David Cake
Also I love Friday 13th and I love the 28-day February that means we get two back-to-back.
Hi February, the only honest month of the year. 4 weeks in and out, neat.
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Also I love Friday 13th and I love the 28-day February that means we get two back-to-back.
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Hi February, the only honest month of the year. 4 weeks in and out, neat.
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Hi February, the only honest month of the year. 4 weeks in and out, neat.
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This is me
Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole 🐸
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 AM
This is me
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February 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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The Epstein files will be appearing in Avengers : Doomsday
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
The Epstein files will be appearing in Avengers : Doomsday
I’m worried that I’ve spent the last 5 years just copying Seann Walsh’s hairstyles.
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I’m worried that I’ve spent the last 5 years just copying Seann Walsh’s hairstyles.
A frog was sitting next to Cerys Matthews by the river bank.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
A frog was sitting next to Cerys Matthews by the river bank.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
Cerys: let me ride on your back to the other side.
Frog: but you’ll play a 8 minute long track Sitar track
Cerys: I promise I won’t
Halfway across the river Sitar music could be heard.
Polanski : What you need to understand Laura is that I’m a very strong swimmer.
#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane?
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Polanski : What you need to understand Laura is that I’m a very strong swimmer.
The Epstein files will be appearing in Avengers : Doomsday
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
The Epstein files will be appearing in Avengers : Doomsday
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"What if Donald Trump says he'll blow up an orphanage unless you eat a meat burger, Zack? What about that?"
#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane?
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
"What if Donald Trump says he'll blow up an orphanage unless you eat a meat burger, Zack? What about that?"
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Wacky comedy needs to comeback. Clear the boards of some of these obvious jokes about the political landscape comedians.
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Wacky comedy needs to comeback. Clear the boards of some of these obvious jokes about the political landscape comedians.
This is me
Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole 🐸
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 AM
This is me
Email chains read from the bottom up. I really need to remember that today.
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Email chains read from the bottom up. I really need to remember that today.
Failing is just a chance to start again.
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Failing is just a chance to start again.
Hi February, the only honest month of the year. 4 weeks in and out, neat.
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Hi February, the only honest month of the year. 4 weeks in and out, neat.
William Mountbatten-Windsor
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
William Mountbatten-Windsor
Charles Mountbatten-Windsor
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Charles Mountbatten-Windsor
Elizabeth Mountbatten-Windsor
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Elizabeth Mountbatten-Windsor
Calling Alan Sugar the original hustler has caused me to cancel my licence fee.
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Calling Alan Sugar the original hustler has caused me to cancel my licence fee.
I’m actually glad most of the people who reply to me don’t follow me.
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’m actually glad most of the people who reply to me don’t follow me.