David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
Part time Illustrator, DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer.
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Dry Jan is what I call your mum.
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Liz Truss has just been telling me that she’s just bought her Christmas tree as they are so much cheaper now. I said, “I don’t like fake ones” “oh it’s not a fake” she said a bit offended.
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Liz Truss has just been telling me that she’s just bought her Christmas tree as they are so much cheaper now. I said, “I don’t like fake ones” “oh it’s not a fake” she said a bit offended.
I told my hairdresser I want my hair short but not in a way that looks like I have a Peaky Blinders poster in the kitchen.
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I told my hairdresser I want my hair short but not in a way that looks like I have a Peaky Blinders poster in the kitchen.
I can’t wait for a podcast to headline the Pyramid Stage.
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I can’t wait for a podcast to headline the Pyramid Stage.
Liz Truss has just been telling me that she’s just bought her Christmas tree as they are so much cheaper now. I said, “I don’t like fake ones” “oh it’s not a fake” she said a bit offended.
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Liz Truss has just been telling me that she’s just bought her Christmas tree as they are so much cheaper now. I said, “I don’t like fake ones” “oh it’s not a fake” she said a bit offended.
Going to bed at 7pm might be the move.
January 7, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Going to bed at 7pm might be the move.
My 90s haircut will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 AM
My 90s haircut will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
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I’ve just seen Liz Truss pushing a trolley around Asda’s car park. She wants her quid back and won’t leave until she gets it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’ve just seen Liz Truss pushing a trolley around Asda’s car park. She wants her quid back and won’t leave until she gets it.
I’ve accepted defeat on the buying a cardigan front.
All were slightly wrong, the one good one I sent back because I happened to develop a rash and thought well I can’t wear wool with this rash. The rash has now gone and universal works have sold out of it so I can buy it again.
All were slightly wrong, the one good one I sent back because I happened to develop a rash and thought well I can’t wear wool with this rash. The rash has now gone and universal works have sold out of it so I can buy it again.
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I’ve accepted defeat on the buying a cardigan front.
All were slightly wrong, the one good one I sent back because I happened to develop a rash and thought well I can’t wear wool with this rash. The rash has now gone and universal works have sold out of it so I can buy it again.
All were slightly wrong, the one good one I sent back because I happened to develop a rash and thought well I can’t wear wool with this rash. The rash has now gone and universal works have sold out of it so I can buy it again.
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Someone likes gearboxes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Someone likes gearboxes.
The poke have put me on their post of the week selection. I’m on the second page and it’s not even my best post this week.
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
The poke have put me on their post of the week selection. I’m on the second page and it’s not even my best post this week.
Al Nash has followed me on Instagram. I’m in with the hip new online comedians. Bye losers.
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Al Nash has followed me on Instagram. I’m in with the hip new online comedians. Bye losers.
If I didn’t have a chronic illness it would be over for you guys.
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
If I didn’t have a chronic illness it would be over for you guys.
Just found a right winger on here. Oh dear.
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Just found a right winger on here. Oh dear.
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Oh how we laughed
I’ve just seen Liz Truss pushing a trolley around Asda’s car park. She wants her quid back and won’t leave until she gets it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Oh how we laughed
Watch the whole of The Bear in Me and there wasn’t even a mention of a bear never mind a bear.
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Watch the whole of The Bear in Me and there wasn’t even a mention of a bear never mind a bear.
I’ve not bought anything in the sales.
Yet.
Yet.
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I’ve not bought anything in the sales.
Yet.
Yet.
I’ve just seen Liz Truss pushing a trolley around Asda’s car park. She wants her quid back and won’t leave until she gets it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’ve just seen Liz Truss pushing a trolley around Asda’s car park. She wants her quid back and won’t leave until she gets it.
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Glad you kept it anonymous. Imagine people knowing you have these sick sick thoughts.
Websites need to realise that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Glad you kept it anonymous. Imagine people knowing you have these sick sick thoughts.
I controlled a jar of Gherkins like prime Zidane. I didn’t break anything including the jar but wow the pain.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I controlled a jar of Gherkins like prime Zidane. I didn’t break anything including the jar but wow the pain.
In so much pain today.
Just a heads up.
Just a heads up.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
In so much pain today.
Just a heads up.
Just a heads up.
Can you be arrested for being just disorderly as in drunk and disorderly?
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Can you be arrested for being just disorderly as in drunk and disorderly?
Cheer up it’s already happened.
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Cheer up it’s already happened.
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