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Nick Walker’s 2025 Time Capsule Playlist
Sorry, I’m late. Here is my annual appraisal of the most interesting music releases.
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Belatedly, the best playlist of last year is out now - the 2025 Time Capsule is here!
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Ha! The ol switcheroo
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ha! The ol switcheroo
It's the funniest outcome, even if everyone's suffering must continue.
The guy on instagram who was waiting to cut his hair after Manchester United won five in a row will have to keep waiting. They’ve won four and then drawn one, against 18th placed West Ham.
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It's the funniest outcome, even if everyone's suffering must continue.
How foolish of me
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
How foolish of me
(Also West Ham have lost eight home games in the league this season)
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
(Also West Ham have lost eight home games in the league this season)
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
A poetic Tim Krul has bamboozled me as I imagine an actual reverse fortress.
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
A poetic Tim Krul has bamboozled me as I imagine an actual reverse fortress.
I went to Seaford at the weekend and since wondering why when you get a train ticket there it says "Seaford (Sussex)" even though not only is there no other railway station named Seaford, but there also doesn’t seem to be any other place in the country named Seaford.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I went to Seaford at the weekend and since wondering why when you get a train ticket there it says "Seaford (Sussex)" even though not only is there no other railway station named Seaford, but there also doesn’t seem to be any other place in the country named Seaford.
Better out than in. Or not, in this case.
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Better out than in. Or not, in this case.
@emilyoram.bsky.social saw this news and thought of you 🎉
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
@emilyoram.bsky.social saw this news and thought of you 🎉
If you think of it this way, it's actually a means to shore up THEIR jobs.
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
If you think of it this way, it's actually a means to shore up THEIR jobs.
Loose Women were just doing that AI caricature trend on live TV, sadly.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Loose Women were just doing that AI caricature trend on live TV, sadly.
📞 "Guess what, sweetie? Lucky came home! That's right. And he brought with him an extra surprise…"
*distorted sound of a kodiak bear roaring from the garden*
bsky.app/profile/trot...
*distorted sound of a kodiak bear roaring from the garden*
bsky.app/profile/trot...
Maybe ‘more than’ means other animals - so the equivalent of six zoos
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
📞 "Guess what, sweetie? Lucky came home! That's right. And he brought with him an extra surprise…"
*distorted sound of a kodiak bear roaring from the garden*
bsky.app/profile/trot...
*distorted sound of a kodiak bear roaring from the garden*
bsky.app/profile/trot...
30 seems like loads to me, but you know who I think it is trying to shakedown? Parents. Who might download a few of cartoons for the car or whatever.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
30 seems like loads to me, but you know who I think it is trying to shakedown? Parents. Who might download a few of cartoons for the car or whatever.
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Oak: "it's time to begin your Pokémon adventure!"
the Rattata on Route 1:
the Rattata on Route 1:
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Oak: "it's time to begin your Pokémon adventure!"
the Rattata on Route 1:
the Rattata on Route 1:
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personally i'd just ask my wife what she's called. sorry if that's 'woke'
I asked AI to name my wife. To the hopelessly incorrect people it cited, my deepest apologies | Martin Rowson
I asked AI to name my wife. To the hopelessly incorrect people it cited, my deepest apologies | Martin Rowson
Authors, a newsreader, a lawyer and an esteemed colleague: they’re all great – but I’m not married to any of them. Can we really depend on this technology, asks cartoonist and author Martin Rowson
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
personally i'd just ask my wife what she's called. sorry if that's 'woke'
I wish them the best and him a very downfall.
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I wish them the best and him a very downfall.
Even if people had their questions about this, the kids publicly removing Pitt from their surname should have made it crystal clear what they were dealing with.
February 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Even if people had their questions about this, the kids publicly removing Pitt from their surname should have made it crystal clear what they were dealing with.
Crying at the phrase "more than a dog a day has been reunited with their family" because it made me imagine a missing dog + some bits of another dog being found.
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Crying at the phrase "more than a dog a day has been reunited with their family" because it made me imagine a missing dog + some bits of another dog being found.
Saw "BREAKING - William and Catherine" and thought they were getting a divorce. Tell us something we don't know!
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Saw "BREAKING - William and Catherine" and thought they were getting a divorce. Tell us something we don't know!
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Have The Week and The Beano ever had the same cover before?
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Have The Week and The Beano ever had the same cover before?
I am going to assume a different Lee Evans here
February 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I am going to assume a different Lee Evans here
John is right. No respect for British Fried Chicken (BFC) here 😤
A sturdy high street industry for years before the TikTok mob sent their "tenders"
A sturdy high street industry for years before the TikTok mob sent their "tenders"
Thought of you when I noted the sad absence of Ferfect Fried Chicken and its ilk from this news story:
How US fried chicken craze is transforming British takeaways
An internet craze for American-style chicken has come to the UK, but what does it mean for traditional chippies?
www.bbc.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
John is right. No respect for British Fried Chicken (BFC) here 😤
A sturdy high street industry for years before the TikTok mob sent their "tenders"
A sturdy high street industry for years before the TikTok mob sent their "tenders"
How is being a billionaire considered more aspirational than this?
February 8, 2026 at 12:21 PM
How is being a billionaire considered more aspirational than this?