Nick Walker
nickwalker.bsky.social
Nick Walker
@nickwalker.bsky.social
Aw, here it goes…
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Joel Dommett and The Masked Singer have proven time and time again that they cannot be trusted with the word "immediately".
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Seriously though. If you google the phrase "no cultural impact" there are literally just hundreds of articles, essays, social posts, videos, etc specifically about Avatar.
The cultural impact of Avatar is all your posts about it.
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Little tip for you- if you’re unloading a dishwasher at somebody else’s house this Christmas DONT ask them where things go because it’ll take forever. Just stuff them anywhere and let them deal with it. It’s not your problem and you’re NOT their fucking slave. 😉👍
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hope everyone who got an eye test at Boots Opticians today had a pleasant time.
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That guy who did a video exposing the PayPal Honey extension for scummy practices has come back a year later with a new one showing they are EVEN SCUMMIER
youtu.be/wwB3FmbcC88?...
Exposing Honey's Evil Business Model
YouTube video by MegaLag
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hang on… isn't Eden a wildlife documentary channel anymore?
12 hours of Jon Pertwee on Boxing Day! I mean knowing this channel it'll be 5 episodes not necessarily from the same story... and in the wrong order... on a loop...but still.
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
December 2, 2023 at 12:14 PM
SO MANY TV ADVERTS FOR CRUISES
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I simply love when a film is 1h34m
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Strictly using the cheap wrapping paper.
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Haven't been able to enjoy The Weakest Link since someone pointed out nearly all the questions start with the word "In".
October 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you want to get the attention of a Reach news reporter today, just put the word "turkey" and "rotten" in the same tweet. They'll see it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Add in ghosts and hallucinations of the dead and Albert Square is on net growth
Actually the main thing to note about EastEnders in the last year is that only three characters died, which seems remarkably low for Walford.
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Another success stat for Mayor Sadiq!
Actually the main thing to note about EastEnders in the last year is that only three characters died, which seems remarkably low for Walford.
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Actually the main thing to note about EastEnders in the last year is that only three characters died, which seems remarkably low for Walford.
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Merry Christmas
youtu.be/0viTO1hcNGY?...
Stars In Their Eyes Do They Know It's Christmas 1992
YouTube video by Dec Cart
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Thoughts and prayers with the staff at The Perfume Shop and Pandora today as the HABs swarm.
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Walked by a guy singing When A Child Is Born in what I would describe as an unusually "diddly-dee" style.
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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“You could just tell something was off about them” sounds a little too close to “the victims were idiots for not seeing what I saw” so try and stop saying that whenever someone you found annoying on TV turns out to be a sex pervert.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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This is from a word scramble gameshow where the host of this show gave plenty of clues and the contestant still got the answer wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think it's outrageous that the quiz-based TV channel ITV Quiz shows Deal or No Deal - famously not a quiz.
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
That Piano Man/Silver Springs 'sound' has been one of the top 10 evils of 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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My son hates 6Music and does a very good impression of the DJs with some made up band with a stupid name. I always tell him he’s being daft but we got in the car the other day to this and frankly I didn’t have a leg to stand on
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"Oh my god, Canadian VOD has uploaded it early"

This clumsily yoinked '60 Minutes' investigation 🤝 'The Celebrity Traitors' final
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM