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Callum May
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News person. The usual stuff.
Hot takes! Thousands of them!
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fire football into the sun.
What the actual Fuck? Games gone . #bhafc
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
An appropriate day to read about the Polish Air Force memorial, the one you might pass on the A40 in west London. www.hillingdon.gov.uk/article/2904...
Polish Air Force Memorial - Hillingdon Council
This memorial garden (commonly called the Polish War Memorial) is dedicated to the Polish Air Force by Hillingdon Council.
www.hillingdon.gov.uk
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Genuinely sad to see this as he was the Car Dad of my youth, but also genuinely in awe of his kids’ names
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The number of times this joke has been repeated is testament to the enduring cultural impact of the greatest living Merseysider, Nigel Blackwell.
And now it's nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox night on BBC4 #notTOTP
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Orinoco Flow: a period so heavy you have to staunch it with a Womble #totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Jayne Middlemiss introducing PJ Harvey. Being 17 was wasted on me. #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
JUST EELS NOT THE EELS #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Generation sex injects
The sperm of worms
Into the eggs of field mice
So you can look real nice
For the boys”
is an all time lyric #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We may not have won any trophies but this year Brighton fans have been in the finals of the Wimbledon men’s doubles AND Celebrity Traitors. You’ll never sing that. #bhafc
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ok The Sun front page subs, take the rest of the night off, well done.
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Great news names: Lieutenant governor Winsome Earle-Sears
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Your AI and your LLMs will never write headlines like this.
‘Pariah’ Carey is incredible subbing work, 10/10 no notes.
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Funny for a company to say “Please do not attempt to travel north of Preston today” when for a lot of their customers they actually mean “…or south of Carlisle”
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Literally had my coat on and had logged out and was walking away from my desk
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“I never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,” DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. “So I just gave him my opinion.” www.semafor.com/article/10/2...
Exclusive: British newspaper spoke to the wrong de Blasio, not an ‘imposter’
How a Long Island vintner, with the help of ChatGPT, prompted a transatlantic journalistic debacle.
www.semafor.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
England W, consistently the world’s most frustrating cricket team 🙁
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Now then, Savage, I want to talk to you about some charges that you've been bringing lately. I think that perhaps you're being a little over-zealous."
"Which charges did you mean then, sir?"
"Well, for instance this one: 'Loitering in Northampton without a dog poo bag" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'I was fined £100 for a poo my dog didn't do'
Your Voice, Your BBC News received hundreds of responses about fines for breaching obscure rules.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Congratulations to Sir James Anderson
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"O'Reilly's a cut-price cock-up artist". RIP Prunella Scales.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Bring back local time! Noon is when the sun is overhead wherever you live! No more Greenwich tyranny!
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Happy Peter Hitchens’s Article morning to all who celebrate www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
PETER HITCHENS: Keep the clocks where they ought to be!
There is such a thing as real time. Noon's a real event, but for the past seven months or so, the government has been making you get up an hour earlier.
www.dailymail.co.uk
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM